Pirate Jester's definitions

brown eye

spreading of buttcheeks to reveal the bare brown butthole in someone's face

"I pranked my friend and gave him a brown eye"

"What did he do?"

"He gave me a rat tail."

by Pirate Jester January 5, 2009

Red Eye

Much like a brown eye, you spread your buttcheeks over someone's face until they see your buttwhole, but with it being stretched to the point of turning red.

"Gave my friend a red eye the other day, now he has pink eye and made me pay for medicine."

by Pirate Jester January 5, 2009