Pipe Downn's definitions
The study of certain prehistoric hominids who, it is theorised, may bear some relation to homo sapiens.
These creatures were primitive hunter-gatherers, subsisting on a diet of bears, wolves and caribou, and armed with only the most primitive varmint-rifles and rudimentary helicopters. Their cranial capacity is estimated at one quarter that of homo sapiens, though archaeological evidence suggests they had attained the basic skills of flint-working, fire-making, and gratuitous self-publicity.
It is believed they held a peculiarly close relationship with the species vulpes vulpes, and were in fact dependent on Fox for survival.
These creatures were primitive hunter-gatherers, subsisting on a diet of bears, wolves and caribou, and armed with only the most primitive varmint-rifles and rudimentary helicopters. Their cranial capacity is estimated at one quarter that of homo sapiens, though archaeological evidence suggests they had attained the basic skills of flint-working, fire-making, and gratuitous self-publicity.
It is believed they held a peculiarly close relationship with the species vulpes vulpes, and were in fact dependent on Fox for survival.
Hoccimum Folksiensis, a primitive form of tool-using hominid, which possessed rudimentary thumbs but no autocue ability.
Palintology: proudly regressing human knowledge one Heck at a time.
Palintology: proudly regressing human knowledge one Heck at a time.
by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011
Get the Palintologymug. Republican 1: George Bush? But that old liar is completely unelectable!
Republican 2: No, this is his son, George "W" Bush.
Republican 1: A neocon! You think they'll fall for it?
Republican 2: Like Dick Cheney's hunting partner.
Republican 2: No, this is his son, George "W" Bush.
Republican 1: A neocon! You think they'll fall for it?
Republican 2: Like Dick Cheney's hunting partner.
by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011
Get the neoconmug. Totally insane; insane enough to fuck a bat.
May be used adverbially as an intensifier (e.g. "batfuck crazy") or on its own as an adjective.
May be used adverbially as an intensifier (e.g. "batfuck crazy") or on its own as an adjective.
You little sister is completely batfuck crazy. She was trying to smoke a coathanger.
Yea, she's totally batfuck man.
Yea, she's totally batfuck man.
by Pipe Downn January 20, 2009
Get the batfuckmug. (Gentleman breaks wind)
Gent: Oh BAD ASS!!! BAD ASS!!!
(Gent spanks self on posterior: not hard enough to cause permanent dysfunction, but firmly enough to punish.)
Gent: Oh BAD ASS!!! BAD ASS!!!
(Gent spanks self on posterior: not hard enough to cause permanent dysfunction, but firmly enough to punish.)
by Pipe Downn January 20, 2009
Get the bad assmug. "Paramedic! Ex-president Bush seems to be staggering as he walks, and turning intermittently blue-white."
"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."
"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."
by Pipe Downn December 9, 2013
Get the oxymoronmug. If you write the name "Condoleeza" in the dongbutts font, it sends out the wrong message to the youth of America.
by Pipe Downn September 14, 2009
Get the dongbuttsmug. Some people like to have sexual intercourse with individuals.
But I am bigger than that.
I will do nothing less than fuck all.
But I am bigger than that.
I will do nothing less than fuck all.
by Pipe Downn March 30, 2009
Get the fuck allmug.