Pipe Downn's definitions
Someone who acts like a complete and total asshole.
A person who has excessive regard for rules and authority.
Someone who is so full of shit that they might accurately be said to be hogging it.
A person who has excessive regard for rules and authority.
Someone who is so full of shit that they might accurately be said to be hogging it.
Look at that kid over there. He's got four pencils all sharpened to exactly the same length, a slicked-down side parting, and yesterday he went to the principal cos two of the guys were smoking out the back.
Probably spend his entire adult life giving out parking tickets.
What a shithog!
Probably spend his entire adult life giving out parking tickets.
What a shithog!
by Pipe Downn October 2, 2009
Get the Shithogmug. Another word for "cheerleader"
Look at that jocksucker - she only became a cheerleader so she could meet guys even more stoopid than herself.
by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009
Get the Jocksuckermug. 
M'lud, the prosecution will show that the defendant, on the night of December 10th, did indeed engage in an act of farage - and that he was moreover no stranger to the practice of faraging.
by Pipe Downn June 21, 2011
Get the faragemug. A cooler name for bloatware.
Software which, through continuous update in an attempt to screw more money out of existing users, has become overlarge, unwieldy or slow to use.
Software which, through continuous update in an attempt to screw more money out of existing users, has become overlarge, unwieldy or slow to use.
Software can't become hardware, but it can become lardware.
Nero burning software, 1.5 GB for installation.
Nero burning software, 1.5 GB for installation.
by Pipe Downn June 8, 2011
Get the lardwaremug. Get lost; piss off.
British slang, wrongly believed by many to originate from the 2004 Nick Love film "The Football Factory".
The expression, however, has a far longer history - dating back in Scotland to at least the 1640s, when it appears in Francis Semphill's popular song "Maggie Lauder"
British slang, wrongly believed by many to originate from the 2004 Nick Love film "The Football Factory".
The expression, however, has a far longer history - dating back in Scotland to at least the 1640s, when it appears in Francis Semphill's popular song "Maggie Lauder"
Jog on your gait, ye blatherskate,
My name is Maggie Lauder.
(Get on your way, you bletherer,
My name is Maggie Lauder.)
My name is Maggie Lauder.
(Get on your way, you bletherer,
My name is Maggie Lauder.)
by Pipe Downn November 13, 2013
Get the Jog onmug. Republican 1: George Bush? But that old liar is completely unelectable!
Republican 2: No, this is his son, George "W" Bush.
Republican 1: A neocon! You think they'll fall for it?
Republican 2: Like Dick Cheney's hunting partner.
Republican 2: No, this is his son, George "W" Bush.
Republican 1: A neocon! You think they'll fall for it?
Republican 2: Like Dick Cheney's hunting partner.
by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011
Get the neoconmug.