PineappleJuice's definitions

bangin'

1. Having a good time
2. Getting things done
3. Having mind blowing sex

1. Let's have a bangin' time
2. Let's bang this out
3. That was a bangin' good time

by PineappleJuice March 18, 2015

pursuit of happiness

"We hold these truths to be sacred & undeniable; that all men are created equal & independent, that from that equal creation they derive rights inherent & inalienable, among which are the preservation of life, & liberty, & the pursuit of happiness; ..." --Thomas Jefferson

he Committee of Five edited Jefferson's draft. Their version survived further edits by the whole Congress intact, and reads:6

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. ——

by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

humpty dumpty

Refers to a person who likes to sleep around.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

FWTWB

Acronym standing for fucked with the wrong bitch.

You idiot, you FWTWB.

by PineappleJuice March 7, 2015

karma

The phenomenon of:

what goes around, comes around
what goes up, must comes down
what's eaten, must be shitted
what's evil, will receive evil
what's good, will receive good
what's nice, will receive nice

karma
you better be able to eat whatever it is you dish up

if you can serve if you better be able to stomach it

She was kind and received kindness.
He was evil and received evil.

karma bitches

by PineappleJuice February 27, 2015

When ish hits the fan

Situational bullshit, worst case scenario and if they choose.

When ish hits the fan I want Charleigh and Davey.

by PineappleJuice May 14, 2015

forspaddowing

For shadowing my future dating life.

Julian is constantly forspaddowing when he says on an almost daily basis, "you should probably just date a spy".

by PineappleJuice May 4, 2015