Phrigajiblenoghip's definitions
1. The male reproductive/sexual organ that is meant to be inserted into the female reproductive/sexual organ during a marriage between the two performing the act called sexual intercourse, which was created for pleasure and procreation. Pleasure is possible when the nerve in the penis is touched, which sends a very positive and pleasurable signal to the brain. The nerve can be touched in masturbation or sexual intercourse. Undergoes erection, allowing for sexual intercourse, when exposed to the promise of sex, (sadly) masturbation, or explicit pictures or happenings. Will excrete sperm when used in sexual intercourse, and will urinate when excessive fluids are consumed or when the liver needs to rid the body of harmful liquids.
Not at all meant to be used to masturbate, but is nonetheless done so anyway.
2. A term used excessively and inappropriately on this website, particularly this definition.
Not at all meant to be used to masturbate, but is nonetheless done so anyway.
2. A term used excessively and inappropriately on this website, particularly this definition.
Penis is a term which many people feel uncomfortable speeking of because it is used so inappropriately.
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 22, 2004
Get the penismug. -The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 25, 2004
Get the invasion fo the booty snatchersmug. The name for any object, place, happening, word, thought, person, group, name, date, group of people, group of happenings, group of thoughts, group of places, group of objects, group of groups, group of names, or group of dates that the person who is referring to them cannot, at that moment in time, come up with, or know, the real name of the object, place, happening, word, thought, person, group, name, date, group of people, group of happenings, group of thoughts, group of places, group of objects, group of groups, group of names, or group of dates.
"What's this thing?"
"This thing?"
"Yah, that thing."
"This thing is a car."
"Oh that's what that thing is?"
"Yes, that's what that thing is.
"This thing?"
"Yah, that thing."
"This thing is a car."
"Oh that's what that thing is?"
"Yes, that's what that thing is.
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 24, 2004
Get the thingmug. -The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 25, 2004
Get the greenhouse effectmug. -The greatest, most intelligent trick the devil has ever pulled is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
by Phrigajiblenoghip June 4, 2004
Get the damnationmug. The genitalia for a woman. Used naturally for sexual intercourse, which was also created to be pleasing. Sexual intercourse will also result in procreation, furthuring the extent of the human race, as it was created to be.
Many people feel akward talking about vagina or penis because they are often used in extremely inappropriate forms, particularly on this website.
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 22, 2004
Get the vaginamug. God's book in which the names of everyone who has allowed Jesus into their hearts during their brief stay on earth are written for all eterinty.
You can go to heaven provided only that your name is written in this book. To get these two (three, four, five, sixteen, however long your name is) words of text permanently written into this obviously huge book, you must accept Jesus into your mind heart, and soul.
You can go to heaven provided only that your name is written in this book. To get these two (three, four, five, sixteen, however long your name is) words of text permanently written into this obviously huge book, you must accept Jesus into your mind heart, and soul.
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 22, 2004
Get the Book of Lifemug.