Definitions by Phoofs

All you can eat crab 

When a woman had crabs and someone goes down on her

Bruce was in the mood for all you can eat crab so he went down on Karen

All you can eat crab by Phoofs June 23, 2018

Karen 

When you take a really huge greasy shit.

I took a Karen and left streaks on the toilet

Karen by Phoofs June 18, 2018

Soda bandit

When someone goes into a self serve restaurant and asks for a cup of water but fills the cup with soda, gets caught, and is banned from the restaurant for life.

Karen aka the soda bandit has been banned from many restaurants over the years for taking soda after she asked for a cup of water.

Soda bandit by Phoofs March 17, 2016