15 definitions by Peter L. Harris

Muff Cabbage

Muff Cabbage is a derogatory term used to describe a person who believe is a trashy or a loser or slutty or garbage like or worthless or below worthless.

You and your hole family are Muff Cabbage. Matts such a Muff Cabbage, I can't believe he got fired for pissing inside his office. Don't act like Muff Cabbage your better then that. Your mom didn't give birth she just squateed down and pushed out some Muff Cabbage and gave it a name.
Your whole family is worthless and nothing but losers, it's like your mom just squatted out a bunch of Muff Cabbage and gave it names. You are nothing but Muff Cabbage.

by Peter L. Harris October 14, 2010

Death cold

Weather that is very cold.

A chicago night in January is death cold.

by Peter L. Harris December 17, 2007

Lot lizard blizzard

It is when a whore at a truck stop give you a blowjob with a spearmint altoid in their mouth.

Damn Forest how did you get the A.I.D.S? I got it from this dude at the Flying J who gave me a lot lizard blizzard bro... sucks... for real!

by Peter L. Harris December 28, 2016

Powdered Donuts

A large bag of Cocaine.

Powdered donuts make me go nuts.

by Peter L. Harris October 24, 2010

Woky

It is an adjective that means to act quickly, irrationally, savagely and childish at the same time, usually in a physical manor. It can also describe a fighting style that is focused on ripping one's opponents arms off. Don't mess with uncle Larry he's been to Cook County before and he is known to go woky for like no reason. Did you hear about uncle Larry he went woky on his wife and go thrown in county jail for a month.

If the waitress doesn't get back here with my drink in like two seconds I am going to go woky on her ass. That guy just smuged my puma so I had to go woky. Don't mess with uncle Larry... he's been to Cook County before and he is known to go woky for like no reason. Did you hear about uncle Larry he went woky on his wife and go thrown in county jail for a month.

by Peter L. Harris October 26, 2010

beercules

A super hero that any man become if he consumes enough beer.

Dude did you see what kenny did... ya bro he forgot that the basement door opened inward and he kicked that fucker down on his way to get his pot, man he totally turned into beercules.

by Peter L. Harris January 24, 2012

weed barber

A person who trims Cannabis flowers into tasty smokable treats.

Why does that guy in front of us smell high as giraffe pussy... I think he's a weed barber, look at him, he's covered in weed.

by Peter L. Harris January 7, 2017