Pete's definitions

shitehouse

Also known as a shithouse. Generally means an outside toilet.

I need to use the shitehouse mate.

by Pete October 25, 2004

gilbf

Grandma Id Like To But Fuck

Man Johnny your Grandma is a gilbf

by Pete July 10, 2003

catch feelings

to have your feelings hurt

The fat girl would catch feelings whenever we threw hot dogs at her.

by Pete February 27, 2005

Sandy Fountain

The plume of dust from a sandy vagina caused by a qeaf induced by bodily gas or repeated pounding in the ass.

Tom's Mom released a sandy fountain in his face yesterday.

by pete December 16, 2004

The Gilmour

Our pub. I wish all those old men and losers who sit in our seats would just fuck off and take Mr Sleaze with them

Let's go to The Gilmour

by Pete February 8, 2005

man fat shooter

A penis. manfat is a word for semen.

I rogered Sara from behind with my man fat shooter.

by Pete November 14, 2004

Tower

A truly awesome structure, it will flourish despite the best efforts of the bar staff.

John: "Tower!"
Gaz: "Tower!"
Ste: "Tower!"
Pete: (in floods of tears) "No, no, no, I've got to take it back to the bar.

by Pete January 25, 2005