Pete's definitions

suicide jockey

A maniac driver who overtakes on blind corners.

That suicide jockey has his days numbered.

by Pete November 10, 2004

Messy Matt

When someone is fucking another person in the ass and jizz in their ass. Then the person farts the jizz out onto the someone's face.

I was quite suprised when Jen Messy Matted on me, leaving me with the disgusting smell of fart and the gross texture of jizz on my face

by Pete March 18, 2004

De Profundis

Literally translates as "of the Depths" or, with modification, "from the depths". Any reference to a being emerging from the pit of dispair to greater things is entirely contextual.

Oscar Wilde famously wrote a long letter - later titled "De Profundis" - after his release from Reading Gaol.

by Pete April 10, 2005

religion

see: waste of time

Religion is a waste of time.

by Pete January 14, 2004

herb

Someone who is uncool

Now that you're representin' Buckshot ave, you might wanna stop dressing like an herb

by Pete September 5, 2006

cockmaster general

Like a cockmaster, but on the grandest scale possible.

Stop pissing around you cockmaster general.

by Pete October 18, 2004

Volcanogina

A vagina that dribbles or spews forth blood unexpectedly and unprovoked.

"Michelle's explosive volcanogina soon led Morry to cover everything in his room with butcher paper and dropcloths."

by Pete February 15, 2004