Definitions by Pete

r 

short for refer, pot, and marajuana

Hey, I just scored some nice green R.

r by Pete February 4, 2005

sw00t 

sweet + w00t = sw00t

"hey man, i just found 10 bucks!"
"sw00t!"

sw00t by pete January 31, 2005

Wank-tastic

The feeling of elation when something is so good it makes you want to cream yourself

A: I get free Mixed Grills at Harvester for 6 months
B: Wank-tastic!

Wank-tastic by Pete January 30, 2005

The Oxford 

An old mans pub, inhabited by losers.

I would never go to The Oxford, what a shit pub.

The Oxford by Pete January 26, 2005

Mullet Girl 

A cool barmaid, way better than Little Miss Grumpy Pants

Mullet Girl: "What's the short one called?"

Mullet Girl by Pete January 25, 2005

Little Miss Grumpy Pants 

The worst of the bar staff. How can anybody hold a grudge for so long over a fucking Christmas card?

Little Miss Grumpy Pants is a loser, despite the cheap blowjobs

Little Miss Grumpy Pants by Pete January 25, 2005

Tower 

A truly awesome structure, it will flourish despite the best efforts of the bar staff.

John: "Tower!"
Gaz: "Tower!"
Ste: "Tower!"
Pete: (in floods of tears) "No, no, no, I've got to take it back to the bar.

Tower by Pete January 25, 2005