Pete's definitions

salty buttercup

while having doggystyle intercourse, the man pulls out right before and blows it on a reeses pieces peanut-buttercup. He then hands it to his partner and they eat the salty goodness.

Dude, I gave her the biggest salty buttercup ever.

by pete November 16, 2003

vomitometer

A scale you would use to measure the "pukeability" of something. Is incredible diverse, can be used to describe the ugliness of girls, the disgustingness of food, or the unpleasantness of a stomach upset.

That chick had to be close to ten on the vomitometer...

by Pete August 29, 2005

Klute

Durham (UK's) pitiful excuse for a nightclub. It was named after the 1971 film of the same name, and is known to be either the worst or second worst nightclub in Europe according to an FHM poll.

It's always packed with students who don't mind being crushed up against each other like sardines in a can. Can be fun though. It is also known for playing cheesy music.

Girl) Are you coming to Klute tonight?

Guy) Naa, I've an essay to write for tomorrow.

Girl) Come on, its cheap drinks tonight.

Guy) Oh sod the essay, lets go.

by Pete October 6, 2004

biffo

to hit, especially on rugby field

“There is a bit of biffo on the field”

by Pete January 20, 2004

Ass and a half

1.) to be of bad proportions, but with more emphasis; 2.) to be terrible in mass quantities

1.) I got three seconds left. This sucks an ass and a half.
2.) Her roast beef like labias smelled like ass and a half.

by Pete April 16, 2003

Fuckrying-Out-Loud

A simple way to cover yourself when you accidentally swear infront of your mother.

"the patriots are losing"
"Fuck..crying out loud, hi mom!"

by Pete December 27, 2004

wreeee

A high pitch annoying sound that is used to describe boyish exitement.

(Bocia): Hey Todd wanna go to a rave! (Todd): Wreeeeeeee!

by Pete October 28, 2004