Pete's definitions

Durbal

An absolute cunt, in fact, the biggest cunt in the universe. I HATE HIM

Durbal is a massive CUNT!

by Pete December 6, 2004

Freshman

pimp like man, not always lower classmanm often gets girl, likes devil dogs and a good computer

Wells high 11th grader, 5 foot 9 inches, 140 lbs

by Pete December 9, 2004

pheasant plucker

Somebody who plucks the feathers off pheasants, of course.

Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man,
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes of an evening I feel a trifle dim,
All alone and plucking pheasants when I'd rather pluck with him.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Cause the pheasant plucker's late.

I'm not good at plucking pheasants, pheasant plucking I get stuck,
Though some peasants find it pleasant I'd much rather pluck a duck,
Oh, but plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
But plucking pheasants is sheer torture, for they haven't any grease.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
He has gone out on the tiles,
He only plucked one pheasant
And I'm sitting here with piles.

You have to pluck them fresh, if they're fresh it's not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable, could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable has pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar of a Sunday 'tween the first and second lessons.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant pluckers come.

My good friend Godfrey's most adept, he's really got the knack,
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
I try and lend a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
It's really all this pheasant plucking keeps us here together.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's friend,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
As a means unto an end.

Me husband's in the woods all day, a-banging with his gun,
If he could hear me heartfelt cries, then surely he would run,
For I've fluff in all me crannies and there's feathers up me nose,
And I'm itchin' in the kitchen' from me head down to me toes.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's wife,
And when we pluck together
It's a pheasant plucking life!

by Pete December 16, 2004

Rixies

Durham's one and only "proper" nightclub, which changed its name to DH1 in recent years. Not really as fun as Klute, but at least it's not such a crush.

You coming to Rixies tonight?

by Pete December 16, 2004

Real ale

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, Real Ale is "a name for draft (or bottled) beer brewed from traditional ingredients, matured by secondary fermentation in the container from which it is dispensed, and served without the use of extraneous carbon dioxide."

Bloody good stuff.

Real ale puts hairs on your chest.

by Pete December 16, 2004

Sandy Fountain

The plume of dust from a sandy vagina caused by a qeaf induced by bodily gas or repeated pounding in the ass.

Tom's Mom released a sandy fountain in his face yesterday.

by pete December 16, 2004

Fuckrying-Out-Loud

A simple way to cover yourself when you accidentally swear infront of your mother.

"the patriots are losing"
"Fuck..crying out loud, hi mom!"

by Pete December 27, 2004