Pete's definitions

cockmaster general

Like a cockmaster, but on the grandest scale possible.

Stop pissing around you cockmaster general.

by Pete October 18, 2004

cuntflapper

A blond doing a handstand in a convertable with the top down at 100miles an hour with legs spread,
It come from what her vagina does as wind flys past her flaps

Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrroom

Wow did you see that cunflapper???????

by pete March 3, 2004

Seg

Short for segment, segamatron, seggie, segmeena and segatron (a variation on segamatron), a Seg is a creature of very small stature, likened to a hobbit, of JRR Tolkien fame. They feed on blackcurrant cordial and baked potatoes, and move around in a shuffling manner. They are extremely rare and have often had other animals, such as kia, the wife of the famous willow mistaken for them.

Fo shizzle segamatron, you is lookin supa-fly in eric 2day.

by Pete November 17, 2003

n00bs

Short for noob, which in turn is short for newbie - a term used to describe somebody new at something.

"You thick n00b!"

by Pete June 5, 2004

buftieboy

a poofter, gay boy, dale winton fan.

michael maindron is a buftieboy

by Pete February 13, 2004

bodmas

Sometimes written as Bodmas, BODMAS or BODMAS. Refers to both the original group, the "Crap band with a crap website - www.bodmas.tk" and any band which doesn't really play any music.

Person 1: "I saw BODMAS play last night!"
Person 2: "You actually saw BODMAS play?"
Person 1: "No, but then I am a compulsive liar"
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 1: "No."

by Pete March 17, 2005

diplomize

To get shit done. This often, but not necessarily, involves using drinks, chronic, and all the right words.

My friend and I diplomized like only we can, and got that smoking brunette into the hot tub, minus the clothes.

by Pete February 28, 2004