Pete's definitions

Extreme Steve/Gnarly Steve

When one jizzes on a table or flat surface and snorts it up his nostrils like cocaine.

My parents were coming home soon and i didnt want to get caught so i pulled a gnarly steve.
This kid was so drunk we made him gnarly steve my cum.
Some girls are so slutty and kinky they will ove to gnarly steve.

by pete March 18, 2004

Crusty Craig

When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.

I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.

by Pete March 18, 2004

cobbie

the exact opposite of being the leader in a peer's group, ie, being the person whose presence noone notices.

Don't waste your time with this cobbie! He's a noone!

by Pete August 27, 2003

Mary Whitehouse

Rhyming slang for shitehouse. Mary Whitehouse was a campaigner for morals and decency on British television.

I need to use the mary before I foul myself.

by Pete October 25, 2004

honky tonk

1.) a form of southern ragtyme piano playing, 2.) the sound one makes while squeezin' boobies; both are used by extreme rednecks

"Hey, flip the switch on the self playing piano. I wanna hear me some drinkin' music!"

"Hey, baby! Come on over and we's have a honky tonkin good time!"

by Pete October 7, 2003

Trinity Pawling

Avon Rejects. You Suck.

Person one : Hey did u get into avon?
Person two : No, im goin to tp instead.

by Pete April 20, 2005

Cubanlink

a style of jewelry be it neck chain or braclet

yo let me peep that cubanlink chain of yours
yo run your cubanlink chain

by pete November 27, 2004