Pete's definitions

Gammon Washer

i beleive tim shaw uses the term 'gammon washer' as an alternative name for your bottom hole. Not, as the last entry seems to think, the vagina.

tim shaw's show is described as like turning yourself inside-out through your gammon washer

by pete June 18, 2006

Tower

A truly awesome structure, it will flourish despite the best efforts of the bar staff.

John: "Tower!"
Gaz: "Tower!"
Ste: "Tower!"
Pete: (in floods of tears) "No, no, no, I've got to take it back to the bar.

by Pete January 25, 2005

rat-a-tat-tat-that-ass

The act of bending a women over and giving it to her from behind while spanking each side of her ass with both hands like a drum. More commonly used as a verb.

After dinner, I am going to rat-a-tat-tat-that-ass for dessert.

by Pete December 29, 2004

bits and pieces

Collective term for a list of items or things.

'I've got a few bits and pieces to do then i'm going out'

by pete September 19, 2003

Bouncy Girl

Gaz's second girlfriend, unbeknownst to Jen!

Hey Bouncy Girl, can I have a burger please!

by Pete December 6, 2004

terrillurgent

When dealing with an uprising in a foreign country, and not sure if the acts of violence are terrorism, an isurgency, or the work of guerillas

Today, terrillurgents killed 25 people in a suicide attack.

by Pete January 24, 2005

Roflocopter

A emphisised version of Rofl
(rolls on floor laughing)
Named after a Emoticon which shows a Helocopter made out of typed symbols . The Rotors of which are the words "ROFL" and the tail rotor is "LOL" vertically

0mggmomgo..j00 got pwned by a Womp Rat???1212121...RoFl0c0pter

by pete January 6, 2005