Pete's definitions

buftieboy

a poofter, gay boy, dale winton fan.

michael maindron is a buftieboy

by Pete February 13, 2004

cuntflapper

A blond doing a handstand in a convertable with the top down at 100miles an hour with legs spread,
It come from what her vagina does as wind flys past her flaps

Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrroom

Wow did you see that cunflapper???????

by pete March 3, 2004

bell end cheddar

The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.

I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...

by Pete May 22, 2005

methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face

Jim gave Eric a methane facial

by Pete September 26, 2003

turd

big , fat, smelly shit thats bein launched outta sum1s arsehole!

ewww dude u stepped in turd!

by pete May 21, 2003

splatter special

What happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. The shit seems to spray everywhere.

I experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with shit.

by Pete October 24, 2004

n00bs

Short for noob, which in turn is short for newbie - a term used to describe somebody new at something.

"You thick n00b!"

by Pete June 5, 2004