Penbiks's definitions

absorbtion

A common misspelling of the word "absorption"

Although it’s “absorbed” and “absorbing,” the correct spelling of the noun is “absorption.”
This sentence contains the word "absorbtion" because I am forced to use that word in a sentence.

by Penbiks August 20, 2006

pasteurize

When something is too far for you to see.

"'Ey Jimmy, where'd you say it was again?"
"Ya gotta get closer, it's pasteurize."

by Penbiks September 23, 2008

arbitrator

ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

The cook became an arbitrator when he left Arby's to work at McDonald's.

by Penbiks September 23, 2008

relief

What trees do in the Spring.

My tree like to relief itself during certain months.

by Penbiks September 23, 2008

It's morphin' time!

The official morphing call of the Might Morphin' Power Rangers and the Zeo Rangers. Followed by each ranger calling out his or her own Ranger designation.

For MMPR:
"It's morphin' time!" -Usually the Red Ranger
"Dragonzord!" or "Tigerzord!" or "White Ranger Power!" -Green/White Ranger
"Mastodon!" or "Black Ranger Power!" -Black Ranger
"Pterodactyl!" or "Pink Ranger Power!" -Pink Ranger
"Triceratops!" or "Blue Ranger Power!"-Blue Ranger
"Saber-tooth Tiger!" or "Yellow Ranger Power!"-Yellow Ranger
"Tyranosaurus!" or "Red Ranger Power!" -Red Ranger

For Zeo:
"It's morphin' time!"
"Zeo Ranger I, Pink!"
"Zeo Ranger II, Yellow!"
"Zeo Ranger III, Blue!"
"Zeo Ranger IV, Green!"
"Zeo Ranger V, Red!"
"Gold Ranger Power!"

by Penbiks September 22, 2008

sudafed

Brought litigation against a government official.

They were using improper procedure, so we sudafed.

by Penbiks January 1, 2009

European

If you're American before you enter the restroom, and if you're American after you leave the restroom, then what are you while you're inside the restroom?

European!

Hey, turn the other way; European on my boot!

by Penbiks February 23, 2007