Penbiks's definitions

dirty mind

Try this little test, and see if you can figure out the word that I am thinking of based on these three clues:

1. It is a four letter word.
2. It is a term for a woman.
3. It ends in the letters U-N-T.

If the first word that came to your mind wasn't "aunt", then you have a dirty mind.

by Penbiks January 6, 2009

It's morphin' time!

The official morphing call of the Might Morphin' Power Rangers and the Zeo Rangers. Followed by each ranger calling out his or her own Ranger designation.

For MMPR:
"It's morphin' time!" -Usually the Red Ranger
"Dragonzord!" or "Tigerzord!" or "White Ranger Power!" -Green/White Ranger
"Mastodon!" or "Black Ranger Power!" -Black Ranger
"Pterodactyl!" or "Pink Ranger Power!" -Pink Ranger
"Triceratops!" or "Blue Ranger Power!"-Blue Ranger
"Saber-tooth Tiger!" or "Yellow Ranger Power!"-Yellow Ranger
"Tyranosaurus!" or "Red Ranger Power!" -Red Ranger

For Zeo:
"It's morphin' time!"
"Zeo Ranger I, Pink!"
"Zeo Ranger II, Yellow!"
"Zeo Ranger III, Blue!"
"Zeo Ranger IV, Green!"
"Zeo Ranger V, Red!"
"Gold Ranger Power!"

by Penbiks September 22, 2008

barium

What we do to most people when they die.

Not to leave a big mess, he decided to barium.

by Penbiks January 20, 2008

arbitrator

ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

The cook became an arbitrator when he left Arby's to work at McDonald's.

by Penbiks September 23, 2008

relief

What trees do in the Spring.

My tree like to relief itself during certain months.

by Penbiks September 23, 2008

sudafed

Brought litigation against a government official.

He was using cruel and unusual punishment, so we sudafed.

by Penbiks February 9, 2008

pasteurize

When something is too far for you to see.

"'Ey Jimmy, where'd you say it was again?"
"Ya gotta get closer, it's pasteurize."

by Penbiks September 23, 2008