Budget Fonda

Poor man's version of any famous, unattainable female.

Resemblance to some attractive celebrity is a traditional selling point in the blind date arena.

Go ahead, believe it while you can; reality will toss you a Budget Fonda every time.

by Pbaddy May 15, 2010

pot hole toast

The would-be protective behavior of raising one's cup of superheated beverage in anticipation of blowing over a bump or pot hole.

Monica, on seeing the unavoidable defect in the road, reflexively raised her coffee cup up and away from her body. The classic pot hole toast

by Pbaddy December 14, 2009

ex-perience.

Those learned behaviors which prejudice against re-marriage.

If experience leads to wisdom, then ex-perience should never lead to wife-dom.
Ahem, UD, ex-perience.

by Pbaddy August 20, 2009

shavoir faire

That rare mix of confidence and razor skills that makes bald with beard come off as a style choice rather than a personal calamity.

Bald is beautiful. Or not. All depends on whether one's got shavoir faire.

by Pbaddy August 28, 2009

emal

Misdirected email.
Always confusing, often embarrassing, occasionally ruinous.

An example? Supply your own. Emal it to noreply.

by Pbaddy September 08, 2010

Revisionary

One whose grasp of the future is consistently and remarkably accurate. (Per personal retrospective review.)

PUNDIT (addressing the mirror): Knew it, knew it, knew it!!Obama-style health care reform will never fly in this country.
MIRROR (silent but reflective) displays PUBLIC OPTION NOW! poster in the background.
URBAN DICTIONARY GATE KEEPER: You must repeat the word revisionary in the example.
PBADDY: But it's redundant. Shame there's no way around it.

by Pbaddy January 24, 2010