Pbaddy's definitions

pot hole toast

The would-be protective behavior of raising one's cup of superheated beverage in anticipation of blowing over a bump or pot hole.

Monica, on seeing the unavoidable defect in the road, reflexively raised her coffee cup up and away from her body. The classic pot hole toast

by Pbaddy December 13, 2009

emal

Misdirected email.
Always confusing, often embarrassing, occasionally ruinous.

An example? Supply your own. Emal it to noreply.

by Pbaddy September 8, 2010

teim

A group or assemblage ostensibly cooperating for a common purpose in which each individual is primarily self-interested.

If human nature dictated spelling, there certainly WOULD be an "i" in team. The only question is whether it'd be tiem or teim.

by Pbaddy September 10, 2010

misanthrope

A bigot who does not discriminate.

First voice: A bigot that don't discriminate?? Well, then he ain't no bigot is he?
Second voice (same person, different personality): Indeed not. He is, in fact, a misanthrope. An enjoyable paradox, n'est-ce pas?

by Pbaddy September 23, 2010

Budget Fonda

Poor man's version of any famous, unattainable female.

Resemblance to some attractive celebrity is a traditional selling point in the blind date arena.

Go ahead, believe it while you can; reality will toss you a Budget Fonda every time.

by Pbaddy May 15, 2010

meta sample

Sample of a previously sampled sound or riff.

If I meta sample the bass part from Ice Ice Baby, does David Bowie get the royalty?

by Pbaddy October 20, 2015