permanent staycation

1. unemployment.
2. retirement

Man 1: What's up? Ain't seen you around the plant much lately.
Man 2: And you won't either. I've undergone a lifestyle upgrade. My dial set to chill and froze in that position. I'm ridin' the stationary wave of a permanent staycation.
Man 2's wife (under her breath): Uh huh. Only wave that fool's likely to ride is when I wave his lazy, unemployed ass goodbye.

by Pbaddy October 13, 2009

Negative weight shit

The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.

Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.

"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.

by Pbaddy September 10, 2009

meta sample

Sample of a previously sampled sound or riff.

If I meta sample the bass part from Ice Ice Baby, does David Bowie get the royalty?

by Pbaddy October 20, 2015

pot hole toast

The would-be protective behavior of raising one's cup of superheated beverage in anticipation of blowing over a bump or pot hole.

Monica, on seeing the unavoidable defect in the road, reflexively raised her coffee cup up and away from her body. The classic pot hole toast

by Pbaddy December 13, 2009

ex-perience.

Those learned behaviors which prejudice against re-marriage.

If experience leads to wisdom, then ex-perience should never lead to wife-dom.
Ahem, UD, ex-perience.

by Pbaddy August 19, 2009

misanthrope

A bigot who does not discriminate.

First voice: A bigot that don't discriminate?? Well, then he ain't no bigot is he?
Second voice (same person, different personality): Indeed not. He is, in fact, a misanthrope. An enjoyable paradox, n'est-ce pas?

by Pbaddy September 23, 2010