35 definitions by Paul Thundergod

sports guy

a stoopid fuck who thinks hes tiger woods at golf or michael jordan at basketball or fuckin ty cobb at baseball

that fuckin looser is deluded bro

by Paul Thundergod May 6, 2004

apple computer

the company that manufactures the Mac and I-pod

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003

work it like a stripper pole

bumpin and grindin and shit like yo girl was gettin nekkid and dry humpin a brass pole

Yo fat ass mama and skanky sister worked my shit like a striper pole!

by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003

crotch hammer

A very large penis; one that is greater than 7" long.

Ron Jeremy has a crotch hammer!

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

80's guy/girl

somebody who still wears heavy metal t-shirts, listens to Journey or REO Speedwagon, and has big hair

Hey, check out that guy! He's trapped in the 80's!

by Paul Thundergod April 22, 2004

running of the bulls

It was morning. The bulls would be running soon. That means the bulls would need fighting. "I will fight the bulls," said Nick as he chugged his morning whiskey.

Nick grasp his wooden stick tightly as the bulls charged toward him. "I must fight the bulls," said Nick as he swang his wooden stick at the first bull.

by Paul Thundergod July 8, 2003

greaseball

derogaroty term for Italians; synonomous with dago, wop, and guido

by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003