Paul S. W.'s definitions

polish bath

another name for Portuguese shower, dousing yourself with colon/deoderant instead of bathing

the hot water heater was out so all I could do after working out was take a polish bath

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

fixinta

the correct hick spelling and pronunciation of fixin' to

i'm fixinta whoop you're ass

by Paul S. W. November 8, 2006

trifecta

a sexual move, while licking the clit a finger is inserted into the pussy and the other hand plays with her niple

master the trifecta and women will always come back for seconds

by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006

like mike

like mike refers to michael jordan you fucking idiot. it was a huge nike advertising logo "i wanna be like mike" in the early 90s

whoever defined the previous like mike and didn't know who it was is probably some 12 year old that doesn't think that there was life on this planet before 1994, get a fucking clue

by Paul S. W. November 8, 2006

George Bush Syndrome

an affliciton for when you can't speak good and make up words and stuff

"I think ? tide turning ? see, as I remember ? I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of ? it's easy to see a tide turn ? did I say those words?" ?George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006, that's a george bush syndrome

"That's a chapter, the last chapter of the 20th, 20th, the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century. " ?George W. Bush, on the Monica Lewinsky scandal, Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000

by Paul S. W. August 8, 2006

zipper line

A ski term for hitting the most direct line down the moguls

"quit being a wuss and hit the fucking zipper, ya pansy"
"but I can't, I'm too scared to ski the zipper line"

by Paul S. W. September 5, 2006

brayton

for a man to kick/attempt to kick another man in the nuts, in front of a shitload of people, extra points if caught on film, it makes you a pussy ass bitch, term comes from Tyler Brayton of Oakland Raiders who attempted to knee Jeremey Stevens in the nads on monday night footbal

I can't believe he just braytoned that dude. Lets go beat the fuck out of him

by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006