Paul S. W.'s definitions

buckshot nut

when jizz is sprayed all over the place

Pete was finding crusty jizz on stuff for three days after his buckshot nut

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

utah

a state to avoid if you're black

I had a black friend drive through utah, he got pulled over 3 times crossing the state and he never speeds, he said it's like they radioed his presence when he crossed the border (true story)

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

rumsfelded

to recieve a glowing evaluation even while spending years failing, and then get fired within a week of the evaluation

John got rumsfelded by his boss

by Paul S. W. November 14, 2006

fixinta

the correct hick spelling and pronunciation of fixin' to

i'm fixinta whoop you're ass

by Paul S. W. November 8, 2006

buffaloed

to get fooled/manipulated/tricked by someone

Mary got buffaloed by Peter when he convienced her he wasn't cheating on her

by Paul S. W. November 14, 2006

polish bath

another name for Portuguese shower, dousing yourself with colon/deoderant instead of bathing

the hot water heater was out so all I could do after working out was take a polish bath

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

county line

the place everyone in a dry county (typically in the bible belt)has too go to buy booze, usually results in purchase of massive amounts of liquor at once, and often in drunken driving on the return voyage

crossing the county line from dry to wet is apparent by the row upon row of liquor store

Billy got a DUI coming back from the county line, they even took 150 dollars worth of booze

by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006