Paul S. W.'s definitions

fourteener

the term given to mountains above 14,000 feet

Longs is a bitch of a fourteener to hike

by Paul S. W. September 12, 2006

bible belt

Hell, a place where all good things are banned, but are performed in excess by the people that banned them

I realized I was in bible belt hell when the preacher that lead the campaign to stay a dry county was arrested for DUI, having an eight ball, and a tranny hooker on his way to church to condemn all the evil sinners

by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006

the quad

sexual move, while licking the clit, put a finger in the pussy, with the same hand put a finger in the ass or just rub it (do the hook em horns with your hand, bend your pinkey in if she just wants it rubbed) and play with a nipple with the other hand

it the quad is to freaky for her or to advanced for you to perform, start out with the trifecta, stay away from the ass

by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006

reverberator

a fart that shakes things/whatever you're sitting on

the reverberator shook the entire bed

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

county line

the place everyone in a dry county (typically in the bible belt)has too go to buy booze, usually results in purchase of massive amounts of liquor at once, and often in drunken driving on the return voyage

crossing the county line from dry to wet is apparent by the row upon row of liquor store

Billy got a DUI coming back from the county line, they even took 150 dollars worth of booze

by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006

cardinal

1. to fail by mythic porportions
2. to colapse when in the spotlight
3. to lose like no one else can
4. to fail continusously over a long period of time
5. to snatch gut wrenching, heart stomping defeat from the jaws of victory
6. to choke

I can't believe that the lead actor forgot all of his lines in the play

I'm not surprised he cardinals everytime he's in the spotlight

by Paul S. W. October 19, 2006

polish bath

another name for Portuguese shower, dousing yourself with colon/deoderant instead of bathing

the hot water heater was out so all I could do after working out was take a polish bath

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006