Paul S. W.'s definitions

rumsfelded

to recieve a glowing evaluation even while spending years failing, and then get fired within a week of the evaluation

John got rumsfelded by his boss

by Paul S. W. November 14, 2006

cardinal

1. to fail by mythic porportions
2. to colapse when in the spotlight
3. to lose like no one else can
4. to fail continusously over a long period of time
5. to snatch gut wrenching, heart stomping defeat from the jaws of victory
6. to choke

I can't believe that the lead actor forgot all of his lines in the play

I'm not surprised he cardinals everytime he's in the spotlight

by Paul S. W. October 19, 2006

polish bath

another name for Portuguese shower, dousing yourself with colon/deoderant instead of bathing

the hot water heater was out so all I could do after working out was take a polish bath

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

buckshot nut

when jizz is sprayed all over the place

Pete was finding crusty jizz on stuff for three days after his buckshot nut

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

county line

the place everyone in a dry county (typically in the bible belt)has too go to buy booze, usually results in purchase of massive amounts of liquor at once, and often in drunken driving on the return voyage

crossing the county line from dry to wet is apparent by the row upon row of liquor store

Billy got a DUI coming back from the county line, they even took 150 dollars worth of booze

by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006

project booty

an ass that dwarfs the size of a ghetto booty

that ass was too big to be a ghetto booty, it's a project booty

by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006

zipper line

A ski term for hitting the most direct line down the moguls

"quit being a wuss and hit the fucking zipper, ya pansy"
"but I can't, I'm too scared to ski the zipper line"

by Paul S. W. September 5, 2006