Paul S. W.'s definitions

brayton

for a man to kick/attempt to kick another man in the nuts, in front of a shitload of people, extra points if caught on film, it makes you a pussy ass bitch, term comes from Tyler Brayton of Oakland Raiders who attempted to knee Jeremey Stevens in the nads on monday night footbal

I can't believe he just braytoned that dude. Lets go beat the fuck out of him

by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006

fairplay

the actual town in colorado that southpark is based on

if i lived in fairplay I'd kidnap someone for a week to go to casa bonita too

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

brown job

to have your boss think that your doing a great job, but everyone else in the entire world realizes you're failing miserably, can be the start of your boss demise, term comes from Mike Brown and GWB after katrina

"Brownie your doing a heck of a job" Bush
Pete's a brown jobber, his work is crap but the boss loves him

by Paul S. W. November 14, 2006

zipper line

A ski term for hitting the most direct line down the moguls

"quit being a wuss and hit the fucking zipper, ya pansy"
"but I can't, I'm too scared to ski the zipper line"

by Paul S. W. September 5, 2006

bible belt

Hell, a place where all good things are banned, but are performed in excess by the people that banned them

I realized I was in bible belt hell when the preacher that lead the campaign to stay a dry county was arrested for DUI, having an eight ball, and a tranny hooker on his way to church to condemn all the evil sinners

by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006

fourteener

the term given to mountains above 14,000 feet

Longs is a bitch of a fourteener to hike

by Paul S. W. September 12, 2006

the quad

sexual move, while licking the clit, put a finger in the pussy, with the same hand put a finger in the ass or just rub it (do the hook em horns with your hand, bend your pinkey in if she just wants it rubbed) and play with a nipple with the other hand

it the quad is to freaky for her or to advanced for you to perform, start out with the trifecta, stay away from the ass

by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006