Patrick's definitions

sheers

a drinking game where you have some hedge clippers and you throw them in the air and if they get stuck in the ground you do not have to drink, they they do not get stuck you do have to drink
NOTE: must be pre drunk to play or else it is a ridiculous game.

HAHA u suck now u gotta drink
well lets see what u can do JERK
YES im good now i dont gotta drink... but ima drink ne ways cause its fun:) SHEERS like cheers but with the SH

by Patrick August 2, 2006

Nemiad

Intellegent and Repected indivdual. Also linked to the Omen and satan

He is Nemiad. Neimad was here

by Patrick December 5, 2004

Dirty Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open

When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.

by patrick March 10, 2004

jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

by Patrick April 23, 2008

ipod

An overpriced mp3 player marketed by Apple that has a crappy battery and is marketed profusely on the Internet and TV. Ipods are commonly bought by ignorant people who fail to see the advantages of buying lower priced, higher quality alternatives that have better audio quality and battery life.

I just spent $300 on a new ipod because the TV told me to.

by Patrick May 7, 2005

mutton chops

sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.

Todd's mutton chops kick ass

by Patrick February 22, 2005

ee

An exclamation with good or bad connotations.

Hey Allison, Patricks coming over .. Alison "EE!"

by Patrick March 2, 2005