Patrick's definitions

papi chulo

1: One who gets three fat Samoan ladies to freak him at house parties; pimp.

2: See Miten.

Oh my god, that indian guy is sooooo miten! I've found my papi chulo.

by Patrick October 22, 2004

jackmeoff

masterbation of male

word used to fool cop

by Patrick November 25, 2004

t-baggin

When a male human places his scrotum (i.e. testicles) upon another person's face.

"I was t-baggin my dad last night!"

by Patrick December 18, 2003

dutch stink wad

The act where a man and a woman do a 69, and the partner ontop shits on the face of the partner below for pleasure.

Hey honey, give me a nice dutch stink wad.

by patrick December 5, 2004

college

a forty thousand dollar bar tab

i cant wait to go to cheers

by patrick April 16, 2005

Shitty doo

From the latin word (shititous). The most foul smelling, looking, and tasting shit that one might ever see.
A shit that stands alone before all other shits.

Is my ass in so much pain because of that shitty doo or that hot night I had with Matt.

by Patrick December 9, 2004

German Goggles

1.A man covering both of the female's eyes with his testicles.

I just put German goggles on her.

by Patrick February 7, 2005