Patrick's definitions

penultimate

Literally means "next to last". In street speak it takes on the meaning "second to none" or simply used to describe something utterly appeasing. It is easy to get away with using this word because of it's confusion with "ultimate" by those who don't know any better.

Yiee yiee, this be da penultimate shiee here.

by Patrick January 6, 2004

Bag

To kill, as in put someone in a body bag.

Yo, I just bagged that mofo.

by Patrick November 6, 2003

Rasheed

The awesomest forward in the world. Critisized by the nba media. Mostly misunderstood. Fuck you all hes the best.

DOOOD, RASHEED OWNED THE GAME LAST NIGHt.

by Patrick November 23, 2003

donkelator

Any person resembling attributes of a donkey. Usually associated with dull eyes, a permanent frowned mouth, and a low crackly voice.

Our Chemistry teacher Mr. Wilkenson is such a fucking donkelator

by Patrick July 8, 2004

weirdboy

Strange and Unusual, Having no life, no job, no girl, no guy, Social is nill. Likes Geeky stuff, Watches countless hours of tv.

by Patrick July 18, 2003

jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

by Patrick April 23, 2008

Dirty Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open

When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.

by patrick March 10, 2004