Panchoman Jr.'s definitions

king george

What a man named George might nickname is penis.

While my girlfriend is giving me head, she often refers to my penis as King George. Well named, might I add.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

h/s

This is often used in advertisements by "ladies of the night". It stands for "half sex". It means that she does not do "everything" -does everything but intercourse

It was a real bummer when I read her advertisement and it only said "h/s”. I was looking for the whole thing...

by Panchoman Jr. December 9, 2008

brumskie

Put your face between your ladys' breasts and slowly moving your head side to side (breast to breast) while saying quite loudly "bbbrrruummmsskkiieee).

Properly done, this should last for at least 20 seconds or more...

The lady that I was with last night had never had a brumskie before and she loved it when I did it to her!!

by Panchoman Jr. October 24, 2006

Pole master

Definition one: a woman who has extensive experience giving oral/blow jobs, and because of that, she does an amazing job!

Definition two: a stripper/dancer whose specialty is dancing on/with a Pole. The pole is generally mounted on the stage in a nightclub.

When she was dancing on stage with the pole, she almost seemed to have an orgasm. Obviously she was a magnificent pole master.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

fuck ache

When you have gone so long without sex, that your private parts, male or female, almost really ache.

It has been so long for me going without any action that I have an actual fuck ache. I need some now.

by Panchoman Jr. November 20, 2006

spabook

A book about spas that is often found at a pool store.

I am looking to buy a new spa, so I went to the pool to check out their spabook

by Panchoman Jr. November 15, 2006

big beaver

Since "beaver" is a term, commonly used to refer to a woman's vagina, this refers to a woman that has a "big" beaver.

She was such a tall girl, she must have a big beaver as well.

by Panchoman Jr. November 3, 2006