Panchoman Jr.'s definitions

penis art

The practice of dipping your penis into paint (watercolor paint is the safest) and then painting a picture with the end of your dick. Some of the best pictures are when your lady does the painting...

For the first time, last night my special lady and I did some penis art, which she wanted to take home and have framed.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

Pole master

Definition one: a woman who has extensive experience giving oral/blow jobs, and because of that, she does an amazing job!

Definition two: a stripper/dancer whose specialty is dancing on/with a Pole. The pole is generally mounted on the stage in a nightclub.

When she was dancing on stage with the pole, she almost seemed to have an orgasm. Obviously she was a magnificent pole master.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

Cuntilla

A contraction of the words "cunt” and "Godzilla".

It refers to a lady who has a very "demanding" genital area.

The lady I hooked up with last night was a real cuntilla, and of course I did my best to satisfy her.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

Turn signal

With reference to the first definition about the turn signal being on the left. Of course, in England and Australia for example, which have right hand drive, the signal lever is on the right. I know from having experience.

The turn signal on my car was broken

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

Turn signal

An indication between two individuals making love indicating that it is time to change to new positions. After awhile, the turn signal often becomes just a silent indication...

My girl and I have been together long enough that when we make love, just a subtle movement is all that's needed as a turn signal.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

gasface

What happens when you and your lady are in the 69 position and one or both of you fart.

We had some hot spicy chili for dinner last night. So later on in the evening it was no wonder that I got "gasface(d).

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

king george

What a man named George might nickname is penis.

While my girlfriend is giving me head, she often refers to my penis as King George. Well named, might I add.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006