Panchoman Jr.'s definitions

yukmouth

A term used to describe how your mouth tastes after a nasty night of drinking and eating.

I woke up this morning with the worst yukmouth that I have had in a long time

by Panchoman Jr. November 3, 2006

strapped

A short way of saying bound and tied up, normally for sexual pleasure.

I met a woman in the bar last night and she said she wanted to be strapped - so of course I readily complied with her wishes.

by Panchoman Jr. November 9, 2006

Snowball

Since "ball"ing is a common slang term for having sex, it means simply having sex outside in the snow.

My lady and I had a snowball last night. I don't know if it was the chill on the backside (initially shocking, but extremely erotic for some reason), or being outdoors under the moonlight that made us so excited.

by Panchoman Jr. November 17, 2006

twatriot

"twat” refers to a woman's vaginal region, or is a "nickname" for that area. That means that a "twatriot” is when a woman switches into "super overdrive" while she is engaged in any type of sexual activity. It often is what every man dreams of while pleasing his woman...

Last night, with my new girlfriend, was extremely, extremely exciting for me (and her as well) as she had a "twatriot” going on as I orally satisfied her...

by Panchoman Jr. February 12, 2007

LGOGL

An acronym for - "let's go get laid". As simple as that.

My roommate and I decided to go to our favorite bar for a little LGOGL action.

by Panchoman Jr. November 17, 2006

and 1/2

A phrase used by men, generally added to a fictitious number that they use to describe the length of their penis.

The guy that tried to pick me up last night said he had an 8 and 1/2 incher. The way he talked, I didn't believe, so I didn't give him a chance to show me.

by Panchoman Jr. November 15, 2006

neuter

The most obvious definition:

Usually having your dog or your cat "desexed". A minor operation that leaves the animal incapable of reproducing

Did you have a veterinarian neuter your new puppy?

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006