Panchoman Jr.'s definitions

and 1/2

A phrase used by men, generally added to a fictitious number that they use to describe the length of their penis.

The guy that tried to pick me up last night said he had an 8 and 1/2 incher. The way he talked, I didn't believe, so I didn't give him a chance to show me.

by Panchoman Jr. November 15, 2006

fuck a duck

A term of endearmart that I often use in a playful way when my lady and I are having anal/doggie style sex in my swimming pool

Last night my lady and I did a "fuck a duck” which we both enjoyed tremendously.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

DMILF

Is just like a "MILF”, except it refers to A Divorced Woman.

The mother of one of my grade school children is a true DMILF. I often see her in my dreams...

by Panchoman Jr. June 21, 2007

Snowball

Since "ball"ing is a common slang term for having sex, it means simply having sex outside in the snow.

My lady and I had a snowball last night. I don't know if it was the chill on the backside (initially shocking, but extremely erotic for some reason), or being outdoors under the moonlight that made us so excited.

by Panchoman Jr. November 17, 2006

wanged

What one fraternity brother might say to another fraternity brother about his date last night. Since "wang” is a common term when referring to your penis, "wanged” is what you did to your lady last night.

I really “wanged” my girlfriend last night. We both had a great time!!

by Panchoman Jr. November 14, 2006

golf

Spelling the word "flog" backwards...

He planned to golf in the morning, but instead his dominatrix said he had to stay home because she was in the mood to flog him

by Panchoman Jr. November 7, 2006

Plug

A device that is inserted into the rectum, generally for sexual pleasure

My man used a butt plug on me last night. It was the first time I had ever had one, and it was FANTASTIC!

by Panchoman Jr. November 3, 2006