Definitions by Panchoman Jr.

h/s 

This is often used in advertisements by "ladies of the night". It stands for "half sex". It means that she does not do "everything" -does everything but intercourse

It was a real bummer when I read her advertisement and it only said "h/s”. I was looking for the whole thing...

h/s by Panchoman Jr. December 9, 2008

barenuded 

This is a word that was coined by my daughter when she was quite little. After her bath and after she was dried off, she would run out into the living room or wherever shouting that she was "barenuded”.

Daddy, Daddy, look at me, I am barenuded.

barenuded by Panchoman Jr. January 14, 2008

CFM 

This is an acronym, usually capitalized which means a "Certified F**k Monster. It can be a man, but usually refers to a woman. This is a classy woman that takes great pride in her sexual wants, needs, and capabilities. Generally, she is not promiscuous. She is always up for everything and anything at anytime.

My girlfriend is a true CFM. I could not ask for anything more. She is tireless and limitless, whenever we are together. On top of all that she is very beautiful and classy.

CFM by Panchoman Jr. June 30, 2007

DMILF 

Is just like a "MILF”, except it refers to A Divorced Woman.

The mother of one of my grade school children is a true DMILF. I often see her in my dreams...

DMILF by Panchoman Jr. June 21, 2007

Pussy 

The most delightful place on a woman's body. It can be unshaved, shaved, or neatly trimmed. Properly treated and taken care of, it can cause true ecstasy for a woman over and over and over, again, that is, if the one doing it to her does it correctly.

First time that I saw her pussy., I was totally mesmerized, and really did my job well (from her sounds and physical reactions)) spending almost 2 hours continually "serving it"

Pussy by Panchoman Jr. June 21, 2007

POF 

POF is an acronym for a website called PlentyofFish. It is a free dating site with absolute no cost whatsoever.

I have met several very nice people, while using POF. It is a good place to start to get to know different people, without the pressure of being in a "one-on-one" environment.

POF by Panchoman Jr. March 28, 2007

Babyfur 

This is the "stuff" that first appears on a young lady as she approaches puberty. This is probably the first sign that a girl is becoming a woman.

See that cute young girl over there - I bet that she is just now starting to get her babyfur...

Babyfur by Panchoman Jr. February 12, 2007