PWS27's definitions

"Ottoman" Empire

An "Ottoman" Empire is an empire of ottomans spanning rule of six centuries of ottomans in your family room.

We hit up Louis Shanks and now we have an "Ottoman" Empire in our family room.

by PWS27 May 7, 2017

Anti Terrorism Honor System

An anti terrorism honor system is where you get honored for getting high marks in school for being strongly opposed to terrorism.

Our school is strongly opposed to terrorism and we take great pride in our anti terrorism honor system.

by PWS27 April 21, 2017

Swaganometry

Swaganometry is a made up work coined by Young Thug in his 2015 music video Best Friend off his Slime Season mixtape. Swaganometry is a combination of geometry and trigonometry, but way cooler.

Take that boy to school, Swaganometry.
-Young Thug

by PWS27 April 10, 2017

Over The Hedge

Going Over The Hedge is a funny expression that means to lose control of one's emotions, thoughts, or feelings. Named after the animated movie Over The Hedge.

The Energizer bunny went Over The Hedge because he had way too many cups of coffee one morning and banged his drum much more frequently as a result. Believe me when I say this, that cotton bunny tail was moving!

by PWS27 September 28, 2017

daymare

A daymare is similar to a nightmare, except that you have it during the day. A daymare could stem from paying your taxes to having to go to a dreaded job performance review meeting with your boss.

Mark had a daymare when he realized how many job related e-mails he had to reply to.

by PWS27 August 11, 2017

brain sludge

Brain sludge is where you have so many intrusive thoughts that it completely derails your ability to think or focus.

I took a test today at school and I had a really bad case of brain sludge.

by PWS27 May 3, 2017

From the D to the A

From the D to the A means to have sex and then immediately switch over to butt sex without any breaks.

From the D to the A homie!

by PWS27 February 10, 2019