PWS27's definitions

bridge it twelve

Bridge it twelve is the fundamental concept of Hung Gar. It's a connection between you and the other person and you facilitate control over your opponent. Usually, in either attack or defense. There are twelve bridges: hard bridge, soft bridge, crowding bridge, direct bridge, dividing bridge, stabilizing bridge, inch bridge, lift bridge, sending bridge, controlling bridge, settling bridge, and flow/reverse bridge. This is mainly used in Kung Fu.

Novice: Master, teach me each component of bridge it twelve, so I can become the best Kung Fu fighter in the whole world

Master: This will take a considerable amount of time, but is necessary in order to dominate every opponent you will face.

by PWS27 May 19, 2017

DUI Triple Double

A DUI triple double is where you go twice the speed limit, have twice the allowed amount of alcohol in your system, and flee twice after being detained.

Suspect: I am averaging a DUI Triple Double this year.

Cop: You're proud of that?

by PWS27 May 22, 2017

Climatized

Being climatized means you are severely affected by climate change to the point where you develop true fear.

Global warming scares the heck out of Jim. Poor guy, he must be climatized.

by PWS27 May 30, 2017

Paris Agreement

The Paris Agreement is a treaty that was signed by the leaders of 195 countries. The purpose of the agreement is to signficantly reduce global warming and emissions by 2020. By 2100, the Paris Agreement intends to eliminate emissions altogether and end global warming for good.

I am totally in favor of the Paris Agreement because emissions and global warming are terrible for the envionment.

by PWS27 June 2, 2017

Cocoroco

Cocoroco is a Bolivian alcoholic beverage that is 96 percent alcohol. Cocoroco is sold in large tin containers and is sold as "potable alcohol."

Cocoroco is illegal due to its extremely high alcohol content.

by PWS27 June 2, 2017

Windows 8

Windows 8 is the worst Microsoft software ever because it is so non-user friendly. Why would
I want to save my documents to the cloud?

Windows 8 is much worse than Windows 7 because of how the software is designed.

by PWS27 June 3, 2017

double negative statement

A double negative statement is a statement that is redundant, so the result is positive. In other words the statement is an absolute, or no variable conditions.
(- -) = +
(++) = +

An example of a double negative statement is "leave me alone you stupid idiot!"

by PWS27 July 3, 2017