PWS27's definitions

donkey rule

The donkey rule states that if you ask five people something and they all give you the same answer, you know the statement is true.

I asked five people if fast food is bad for you using the donkey rule and everyone said absolutely!

by PWS27 April 25, 2017

blood circle

The blood circle refers to a knife, saw, and axe safety requirement taught primarily in Boy Scouts that must be respected when the user of the knife, saw, or axe is cutting. If the knife, saw, or axe user can turn all the way around in a circle without accidentally cutting someone with the open blade, or sharp object it is safe for the knife, axe, or saw user to operate. To earn your required whittling chip in Boy Scouts that allows you to operate/cut with a knife, saw, or axe you must demonstrate proper knowledge of the blood circle.

One of the first things you are taught in Boy Scouts is establishing the blood circle while using a knife, axe, or saw.

by PWS27 July 21, 2017

Windows 8

Windows 8 is the worst Microsoft software ever because it is so non-user friendly. Why would
I want to save my documents to the cloud?

Windows 8 is much worse than Windows 7 because of how the software is designed.

by PWS27 June 3, 2017

Cocoroco

Cocoroco is a Bolivian alcoholic beverage that is 96 percent alcohol. Cocoroco is sold in large tin containers and is sold as "potable alcohol."

Cocoroco is illegal due to its extremely high alcohol content.

by PWS27 June 2, 2017

Magic mushrooms

Magic mushrooms are hallucinogenic mushrooms (shrooms) that have come in contact with cow manure. Pretty trippy.

Magic mushrooms make the world go round.

by PWS27 July 24, 2017

DUI Triple Double

A DUI triple double is where you go twice the speed limit, have twice the allowed amount of alcohol in your system, and flee twice after being detained.

Suspect: I am averaging a DUI Triple Double this year.

Cop: You're proud of that?

by PWS27 May 22, 2017

Go ape

Go ape is a funny way of saying to lose your mind, or go ballistic.

I will go ape on you if you touch me again.

by PWS27 August 10, 2017