One little hellian 's definitions

valentine's day

The reason why so many suicides are in winter. The reason why there are high murders during February.

Valentine's day, really? Just another way for men to kill each other over a girl.

Guy commits sucide because of Valentine's day coming up.

by One little hellian February 13, 2017

Assclown

its the name who Cena calls everybody on his youtube video.

Cena: you little hippie assclowns

by One little hellian February 23, 2017

Easter

It's a holiday in April in which in the United States it is not a national holiday. It is supposed to be about Jesus resurrection, but then some retarded fucker came up with the idea of an Easter bunny. The idea is that he comes and hides baskets in your house through the front door. My theory is actually proven against the Easter Bunny. If he comes to people's house with an alarm how does he not set off the alarm. Evidence. Second, it is said that he comes into people's yard hiding easter eggs. One, that is creepy. Two, how does he not wake the dogs up and then set off the traps that people living in the country has.

Easter is supposed to be celebrated the right way. With the rate we are going if we dont celebrate Easter it could result in the world ending. Let me show you.

Easter of 2050:

Little boy- Daddy I cant wait to find easter eggs.
Dad- I know son and this year Im going to help find them. Church can wait.

Jesus-I HAVE HAD WITH THESE RETARDED TRADITIONS. GUESS WHAT YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL AND IM ENDING THE WORLD. HAVE A NICE LIFE IN HELL BITCHES>

by One little hellian April 20, 2018

procrastination

Thing kids like to do when its time to do homework.

I am supposed to be doing homework but I went on urban dictionary and did a little thing I like to call procrastination

Wait you think I shouldn't be on here. Whoever thinks that fuck you and go fuck yourself.

by One little hellian February 14, 2017

second industrial revolution

It's a time where America really started to compete with other countries in order to become more powerful. It is also where America started to get towns like Oil City and the western part of the United States.

Donald Trump didn't make America great again. The second industrial revolution did.

by One little hellian March 10, 2017

fornication

The way of losing your virginity before you get married.

Fuck it Im gonna fornicate. I rather lose my virginity to fornication rather than being married then losing virginity.

by One little hellian November 8, 2017

mayonaise

Thing that you can play a prank on and gross everybody out.

take a mayonnaise jar and clean it out. Put vanilla pudding in it and take it to school and eat the vanilla pudding in front of everybody. You will see what I mean everyone will think it is mayonaise but really it is just vanilla pudding.

by One little hellian February 10, 2017