One Eyed Milkman's definitions

bummage

Anal intercourse (going in-through-the-outhole)

<dude1> Bro where you been?
<dude2> I been giving Old Mildred down the road a bit of bummage!

by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

doof

N. Short for doofer which is a remote control for an electronic appliance

Who's got the doof for the telly?

by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

lavvy

the bog

scuse me i gotsta go to the lavvy to bob an otter

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

GAL

it is a net acronym for get a life

<some guy> 1 15 +3h 1337357 fuxxx0r +i|-|5 51d3 0f d4 n3+!!!!!!11111111111 i owns j00000000!!!1111111

<some other guy> GAL u sad cunt

by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

titwank

(noun) the act of putting your erecttodger 'twixt a girl's jugs

dat ho gave me a titwank

by One Eyed Milkman May 31, 2004

a stitch in time saves nine

a saying which means that it is better to deal with problems immediatly rather than later as things will worsen and take longer to amend

Your mother sells whelks in Hull

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004