One Eyed Milkman's definitions

Number three

Playing with ones genitals for sexual gratification. In layman's terms, wanking.

I need a number three

by One Eyed Milkman May 4, 2004

screb

a warringtonian term for a scruffy bastard

Jonny never washes his bell end he's a fucking screb!

by one eyed milkman April 19, 2004

Beaten like a red haired stepchild

Sorry, my example was grammatically incorrect. This is how it should have been written:

Gaz just beat Sean like a red haired stepchild

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

lavvie

variant spelling on the word lavvy

scuse me i gotsta go to the lavvie to bob an otter

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

tank of whoopass

A serious amount of whoopass

Don't make me open a tank of whoopass on yo' ass

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

a stitch in time saves nine

a saying which means that it is better to deal with problems immediatly rather than later as things will worsen and take longer to amend

Your mother sells whelks in Hull

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004

bob an otter

to have a cack

scuse me i gotsta go bob an otter

by one eyed milkman April 20, 2004