One Eyed Milkman's definitions

titwank

(noun) the act of putting your erecttodger 'twixt a girl's jugs

dat ho gave me a titwank

by One Eyed Milkman May 31, 2004

gagf

acronym - Go And Get Fucked

GAGF I ain't writin a fuckin example

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004

honk on

N. An erection

She gives me a honk on

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004

a stitch in time saves nine

a saying which means that it is better to deal with problems immediatly rather than later as things will worsen and take longer to amend

Your mother sells whelks in Hull

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004

gorp

Someone who is gormless

He is a gorp
She is gorp
They are gorps

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004

VD

1. Venereal Disease
2. Vaginal Discharge
3. Violent Delight (band)

1. He got VD
2. Urgh! You just VD'd in my face

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004

bog off

it means go away

bog off dave, stop humping my leg

by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004