One Eyed Milkman's definitions

throw the pig

v. to put your hoo-hoo dilly in woman's cha cha

WHOA! Would I throw the pig on that!

by one eyed milkman April 20, 2004

Beaten like a red haired stepchild

Sorry, my example was grammatically incorrect. This is how it should have been written:

Gaz just beat Sean like a red haired stepchild

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

lavvie

variant spelling on the word lavvy

scuse me i gotsta go to the lavvie to bob an otter

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

tank of whoopass

A serious amount of whoopass

Don't make me open a tank of whoopass on yo' ass

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

honk on

N. An erection

She gives me a honk on

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004

the mutt's nuts

if something is the mutt's nuts then it is high in quality

i am the mutt's nuts

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

a stitch in time saves nine

a saying which means that it is better to deal with problems immediatly rather than later as things will worsen and take longer to amend

Your mother sells whelks in Hull

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004