Omni's definitions

Austin, TX

One of the greatest places in the whole freakin' world. It's the capital of Texas. The weather varies from being incredibly hot to rainy, and stormy. Sometimes there are tornadoes. There are animals like rattlesnakes and armdillos there. The price of living isn't that expensive, and it's just a very good place to be.

When I move out, I'm going to Austin, TX.

by Omni March 3, 2004

Commander

The lucky bastard who will be trying to pickup the hottest girl in a group. Always accompanied by a wingman or two who are designated to engage the hot chick's ugly/bitchy/annoying friend(s).

He saw the brunette first, so Clark's gonna be commander tonight.

by Omni November 14, 2003

bogey

A group of friends accompanying the woman you're trying to hit on. Most are usually girlgoyles. They can be deflected away from you by skillful usage of a wingman or two.

Man, that chick's got too many bogeys with her! We need more wingmen!

by Omni November 17, 2003

the Roast

see also the Force. An undefinable power that permeates all things, living and inanimate. This power allows those who are keenly attuned to it enjoy clarity of thought and reach a level of understanding of the universe beyond empirical observation.

"May the Roast be with you, always."

by Omni November 11, 2003

TSROCKS99

One of the best SPAMmers. When you think of SPAM, you better be fucking thinking of TSROCKS. If not, he'll come over and SPAM the shit out of you with how much TROP ROX. TANTOS may think his shit don't stink, but next to TS, they sure as hell do.

That TSROCKS is teh uber spammer!

by Omni January 14, 2005

suck puppy schlong

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

by Omni November 12, 2003

Jurassic slapass

An old and senile person. Someone who acts like an old person.

"Grandma can be a complete Jurassic slapass sometimes."

by Omni November 13, 2003