Omni's definitions

the Roast

see also the Force. An undefinable power that permeates all things, living and inanimate. This power allows those who are keenly attuned to it enjoy clarity of thought and reach a level of understanding of the universe beyond empirical observation.

"May the Roast be with you, always."

by Omni November 11, 2003

milkbags

slang term for a woman's breasts.

"That blonde's got some great milkbags. Are they real?

by Omni November 11, 2003

suck puppy schlong

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

by Omni November 12, 2003

slapass

An extremely stupid or foolish person. see slapnut.

"Osama bin Laden is a dumb slapass."

by Omni November 13, 2003

Jurassic slapass

An old and senile person. Someone who acts like an old person.

"Grandma can be a complete Jurassic slapass sometimes."

by Omni November 13, 2003

Pack

A man's genitals and/or the surrounding area.

I think that chick was lookin' at my pack

by Omni November 13, 2003

Commander

The lucky bastard who will be trying to pickup the hottest girl in a group. Always accompanied by a wingman or two who are designated to engage the hot chick's ugly/bitchy/annoying friend(s).

He saw the brunette first, so Clark's gonna be commander tonight.

by Omni November 14, 2003