Omni's definitions

slapass

An extremely stupid or foolish person. see slapnut.

"Osama bin Laden is a dumb slapass."

by Omni November 13, 2003

Austin, TX

One of the greatest places in the whole freakin' world. It's the capital of Texas. The weather varies from being incredibly hot to rainy, and stormy. Sometimes there are tornadoes. There are animals like rattlesnakes and armdillos there. The price of living isn't that expensive, and it's just a very good place to be.

When I move out, I'm going to Austin, TX.

by Omni March 3, 2004

Silent hill

Possibly the scariest game ever made... Nuber 1 was very scary when it first came out because people had never experienced such psyhcological images or had as much fear when playing a normal game... It took over the throne of survival horror series after the second in the series was released.

Me - "Damn whats that fucking ringing noise?"
Steven - "SHIT ITS FUCKING CONEHEAD, LEG IT LIKE A BITCH"
Me - "Phew think i lost him"
Steven - "Dude why's that sword in your character's body...?"
Me - "Fuck..."

by Omni June 16, 2004

TSROCKS99

One of the best SPAMmers. When you think of SPAM, you better be fucking thinking of TSROCKS. If not, he'll come over and SPAM the shit out of you with how much TROP ROX. TANTOS may think his shit don't stink, but next to TS, they sure as hell do.

That TSROCKS is teh uber spammer!

by Omni January 14, 2005

the Roast

see also the Force. An undefinable power that permeates all things, living and inanimate. This power allows those who are keenly attuned to it enjoy clarity of thought and reach a level of understanding of the universe beyond empirical observation.

"May the Roast be with you, always."

by Omni November 11, 2003

suck puppy schlong

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

by Omni November 12, 2003

bogey

A group of friends accompanying the woman you're trying to hit on. Most are usually girlgoyles. They can be deflected away from you by skillful usage of a wingman or two.

Man, that chick's got too many bogeys with her! We need more wingmen!

by Omni November 17, 2003