4 definitions by Oizys

Joink

1. Joking, but in a funnier and goofier way
2. Having sex with a robot/ an android.

Samantha: "Hey John, want to get up to some arson?"

John: "What? No!"
Samantha: "Haha, I'm Joink."

Theo: "Look at that robot, I really want to Joink!"

by Oizys January 6, 2022

FOMO

Friday Oh yay, Monday Oh no

Henry: We're trying to develop FOMO.
Matilda: 'Fucked On My Ottoman?'
Ron: No, It's 'Friday Oh yay, Monday Oh no'

by Oizys May 28, 2022

scrabblegasm

Any sentence, fragment or single word (real or not) that is needlessly loquacious, bombastically magniloquent, or just generally verbose for the sole purpose of scoring big points in some pretend game of Scrabble.

Also the act of enjoying (too much) the partaking of, creating or perpetuating the of such a phrase.

Larry: "please exculpate me whence I soliloquize"
Joanne: "omg scrabblegasm!"

by Oizys August 9, 2006

Pissjoink

A pissbaby who is an absolute fool, a jester or a dunce.

Thomas: "Ugh, you guys, stop having fun."

Mary: "What the hell, man? Why are you being such a pissjoink?"
Alex: "Yeah, you're being a real pissjoink right now."

by Oizys January 7, 2022