ODog N Cali M.C N T's definitions

harry twatter

a harry twatter is a magical hairy twat

a harry twatter makes love the best as its a magical experience every single time i mean every time i put my cock inside her she made it disappear like magic

by ODog N Cali M.C N T June 29, 2009

cockatoo

cockatoo is when a woman cant decide between just having 1 cock or a cockatoo

she wanted some cock but wasnt sure if she was in the mood for 1 cock or a cockatoo

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009

bi polar bear

a bi polar bear is a bisexual crazy bear

i went to the sanfrancisco zoo the other day and i got the laugh of a lifetime when i seen my first bi polar bear i know he was a true one as he was acting crazy while fuckin all the other polar bears in its habitat

by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 26, 2009

bermuda shorts

bermuda shorts is caribbean midgets

i was on an island in the caribbeans and all i seen was bermuda shorts everywhere

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009

keystoned cops

keystoned cops is comedian cops that are gettin high while doin there job

you know what i got pulled over last night by some keystoned cops and all they did was stand there tellin some wack jokes while gettin high

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009

skin flute

a skin flute is the most popular instrument played in san francisco the real san francisco treat

i was in san francisco the other day when i heard this guy ask another guy if he wanted to join his band he replied sure when first guy says all you gotta do is audition by blowin a few notes on my skin flute

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009

menstrual cycle

menstrual cycle is a female bike ridden only once a month

i must be blind cause i didnt see her on her bike but jill jus told me shes on her menstrual cycle

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 9, 2009