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Slang

Trying to be cool and unique by saying "based" instead of "agreeable."
John: What do you think of slang?
Sam: It's a drag.
John: Meh.
by NotPieGuy February 5, 2021
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The Voices

The voices in your head that tell you to do things.
by NotPieGuy February 25, 2021
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Humans

An intelligent species of bipedal, mostly-hairless mammals that are the current dominant species on the planet Earth. Unless you're an alien geologist that just dug up an old server and is studying the definitions on Urban Dictionary, you are one of these humans.
Humans create the most advanced, most complex societies currently known to exist, orders of magnitude more complicated than even ant societies. As we industrialized our homeworld, we started altering the environment, both in positive and negative ways. Artificial reefs help to bolster marine life while pollution from our factories, power plants and industrial sectors is accelerating the deterioration of global ecosystems.
Humans are going to leave Earth soon, though, and begin colonizing other worlds. This is called an "interplanetary civilization." The current main target is Mars, the fourth planet in the solar system. As space technology advances, we come closer and closer to our future destiny of a space-faring civilization.
Humans are mainly known for being pessimistic fucks that can't stop fighting over meaningless red herrings. However, people who like to point this out often are pessimistic fucks themselves that don't do anything to advance society and instead just whine and complain, pretending to be depressed over a few problems that humanity has. It's absolutely awful.
Seriously. Shut the fuck up and move on with your life. God damnit.
John: Humans are pretty cool.
Sam: Narcissist...
by NotPieGuy March 5, 2021
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firtbute

The most horrific misspelling of "Fortnite" ever witnessed in the history of ever.
John: I hate firtbute
Sam: What?
by NotPieGuy March 5, 2021
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stop

stop
stop
by NotPieGuy March 5, 2021
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N/A

Stands for "Non-applicable." Basically means that the information is not available, or there is none of it.
"What is the name of your first girlfriend?"
"N/A"
by NotPieGuy March 10, 2021
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Hat on a Goat

A good sample term for explaining arguments or debates you’ve had while avoiding potentially controversial topics and terms.
John: I had the worst debate with someone earlier, we were talking about transgenderism and-
Sam: No, dude, Hat on a Goat.
John: Right. So she thought that we should allow putting a hat on a goat. I was saying that that’s crazy, putting a hat on a goat isn’t a good thing. Then she went full pissbaby mode and...
by NotPieGuy March 10, 2021
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