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Reddit atheist

One of the lowest, vilest, most despicable forms of life in the known universe. Reddit atheists are a subspecies of human that are believed to have genetically diverged around the beginning of 2008.
The population of Reddit atheists is growing, and is currently around 2.7 million. Reddit atheists have developed highly odd traits, such as: a tendency to consistently ridicule christianity, christians, make absurd claims about christianity and sometimes religion as a whole. Although Reddit atheists claim to simply be non-religious, it would be more apt to describe them as anti-christian, as (despite the fact that they claim to not allow religion to rule their life) it's the only thing they ever talk or think about.
When encountering a Reddit atheist, it is best to simply immediately leave to prevent any possible brain damage that may be incurred as a result of their activities, and remember to call animal control to have the beast handled by the proper authorities.
Reddit atheist: DiD yOu KnOw ThAt ReLiGiOn iS tHe sOuRcE oF aLL eViL??
Human: Yeah, sure man. Whatever you say.
Human (whispering to other human): Call the fucking cops before this thing burns down a church.
by NotPieGuy July 17, 2022
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Capitalism

An economic system based on two basic truisms:
1. Humans are greedy
2. Humans act in their own self interest FIRST
Capitalism exploits these two truisms by creating an economic structure in which benefiting yourself benefits the society as a whole. For example, when Jeff Bezos created Amazon, he benefited himself by giving himself complete financial freedom; and he benefited the society as a whole by providing fast, reliable shipping and delivery.
Capitalism is the best economic system ever devised by man.
by NotPieGuy January 22, 2021
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Bruno Mars

Bruno Mars has a voice of silk and the height of a house elf.
by NotPieGuy August 19, 2022
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Reel coma

A state of altered consciousness characterized by idly scrolling Instagram reels with minimal conscious thought/overall awareness of one's surroundings and situation, similar to brain death
I was late to my ensoulment because I was in a reel coma.
by NotPieGuy November 29, 2024
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Chanostalgia

The feeling of mixed loss, anger, grief, and sadness experienced when an opportunity has been wasted.
John: I'm getting serious chanostalgia right now.
Sam: Why?
John: Jessie was going to slob my knob but gave up.
Sam: W...Why?
John: Dunkin Donuts :sob:
by NotPieGuy December 26, 2022
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Resonance

The song that makes you forget that the world is shitty for three minutes.
Sam: I hate my life. I'm gonna listen to Resonance.
John: Don't leave me out! I want to forget that life sucks too!
by NotPieGuy January 26, 2021
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Procrastinigger

Derogatory term for a person who procrastinates excessively
"You are a lazy procrastinigger"
by NotPieGuy November 30, 2023
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