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How come a woman can get an abortion and kill her kid and that’s fine, but if I but a bullet through her head I get charged with double homicide?
by NotPieGuy November 12, 2021
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A percentage of your income that is deducted for use by the government.
John: I hate taxes.
Sam: Hah, loser.
by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021
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The most epic human being in the history of the universe. Even more epic than Ninja.
iDubbbzTV is an epic gamer.
by NotPieGuy January 27, 2021
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An economic system based on two basic truisms:
1. Humans are greedy
2. Humans act in their own self interest FIRST
Capitalism exploits these two truisms by creating an economic structure in which benefiting yourself benefits the society as a whole. For example, when Jeff Bezos created Amazon, he benefited himself by giving himself complete financial freedom; and he benefited the society as a whole by providing fast, reliable shipping and delivery.
Capitalism is the best economic system ever devised by man.
by NotPieGuy January 23, 2021
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A bitch boy who does far too much for someone they like and/or are dating. Usually includes never disagreeing with anything they say.
John: You're a fucking simp, bro. You've never disagreed with her on anything.
Sam: Shut up! No I'm not!
John: In denial...tsk tsk...
by NotPieGuy April 4, 2021
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An intelligent species of bipedal, mostly-hairless mammals that are the current dominant species on the planet Earth. Unless you're an alien geologist that just dug up an old server and is studying the definitions on Urban Dictionary, you are one of these humans.
Humans create the most advanced, most complex societies currently known to exist, orders of magnitude more complicated than even ant societies. As we industrialized our homeworld, we started altering the environment, both in positive and negative ways. Artificial reefs help to bolster marine life while pollution from our factories, power plants and industrial sectors is accelerating the deterioration of global ecosystems.
Humans are going to leave Earth soon, though, and begin colonizing other worlds. This is called an "interplanetary civilization." The current main target is Mars, the fourth planet in the solar system. As space technology advances, we come closer and closer to our future destiny of a space-faring civilization.
Humans are mainly known for being pessimistic fucks that can't stop fighting over meaningless red herrings. However, people who like to point this out often are pessimistic fucks themselves that don't do anything to advance society and instead just whine and complain, pretending to be depressed over a few problems that humanity has. It's absolutely awful.
Seriously. Shut the fuck up and move on with your life. God damnit.
John: Humans are pretty cool.
Sam: Narcissist...
by NotPieGuy March 5, 2021
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