NotPieGuy's definitions

Resonance

The song that makes you forget that the world is shitty for three minutes.

Sam: I hate my life. I'm gonna listen to Resonance.
John: Don't leave me out! I want to forget that life sucks too!

by NotPieGuy January 26, 2021

Bruno Mars

If pure funk was a person.

Bruno Mars has a voice of silk and the height of a house elf.

by NotPieGuy August 19, 2022

Reel coma

A state of altered consciousness characterized by idly scrolling Instagram reels with minimal conscious thought/overall awareness of one's surroundings and situation, similar to brain death

I was late to my ensoulment because I was in a reel coma.

by NotPieGuy November 29, 2024

Chanostalgia

The feeling of mixed loss, anger, grief, and sadness experienced when an opportunity has been wasted.

John: I'm getting serious chanostalgia right now.
Sam: Why?
John: Jessie was going to slob my knob but gave up.
Sam: W...Why?
John: Dunkin Donuts :sob:

by NotPieGuy December 26, 2022

N/A

Stands for "Non-applicable." Basically means that the information is not available, or there is none of it.

"What is the name of your first girlfriend?"
"N/A"

by NotPieGuy March 10, 2021

Procrastinigger

Derogatory term for a person who procrastinates excessively

"You are a lazy procrastinigger"

by NotPieGuy November 30, 2023

God

The big man upstairs who created the universe.

I am running on 2 hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts, and an oreo, and I am ready to FIGHT god, or BECOME HIM!!

by NotPieGuy December 21, 2021