NotPieGuy's definitions

Slang

Trying to be cool and unique by saying "based" instead of "agreeable."

John: What do you think of slang?
Sam: It's a drag.
John: Meh.

by NotPieGuy February 5, 2021

The Voices

The voices in your head that tell you to do things.

The voices won't stop screaming

by NotPieGuy February 25, 2021

Libright

Libertarian right.

The core libright beliefs are:
1. Government bad
2. Economy good

by NotPieGuy January 12, 2022

Taxes

A percentage of your income that is deducted for use by the government.

John: I hate taxes.
Sam: Hah, loser.

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021

Sexually dormant

The state of having the capacity to be sexually active (through a combination of physical attractiveness and developed social skills), but being sexually inactive through choice.

John: Hey, what’s up with Jess? She hasn’t spoken to me in like a week.
Sam: Oh, she’s sexually dormant. Call her up again in like a month.

by NotPieGuy August 15, 2022

Definition

Are you retarded

You looked up the definition of definition. Jill yourself

by NotPieGuy November 9, 2021

Bobblehead

1. A Canadian person.

2. A girl who frequently provides blowjobs.

1. "Oh, look over there. That snow-loving coldass bobblehead fagtard. I bet he loves getting locked in plexiglass cells in Walmarts."

2. "Man bro, Jess is a total bobblehead. Where the fuck did she learn it from?"

by NotPieGuy January 27, 2022