NotPieGuy's definitions

God

The big man upstairs who created the universe.

I am running on 2 hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts, and an oreo, and I am ready to FIGHT god, or BECOME HIM!!

by NotPieGuy December 21, 2021

Bobblehead

1. A Canadian person.

2. A girl who frequently provides blowjobs.

1. "Oh, look over there. That snow-loving coldass bobblehead fagtard. I bet he loves getting locked in plexiglass cells in Walmarts."

2. "Man bro, Jess is a total bobblehead. Where the fuck did she learn it from?"

by NotPieGuy January 27, 2022

Orange man bad

A phrase used by a conservative or right-leaning person to mock unnecessary, extreme, or false criticism of Donald Trump.

Steve: Oh my god, Trump is so bad. He's so fat and ugly and I fucking hate him. Hope he dies
John (mockingly): Orange man bad!!! orange manf bad !!!1

by NotPieGuy January 14, 2021

Nazi

A person who has a different opinion than you.

Izzy, he/her, feminist, marxist, fuck capitalism, lgbt: Vanilla is my favorite flavor of cake.
John: I prefer chocolate, want to try this chocolate cake I baked earlier? It’s really good!
Izzy, he/her, feminist, marxist, fuck capitalism, lgbt: OK Nazi. I’m cancelling you.

by NotPieGuy January 18, 2021

Oppression

1. An extremely unbalanced system of power in which a group of people is being discriminated against; typically found in dictatorships such as Nazi Germany or North Korea. Examples of oppression include slavery in the United States, the Jewish genocide carried out by Adolf Hitler, and the treatment of every single person in Soviet Russia except for its leader. Oppression can have serious consequences, but, most importantly, it can lead to enormous suffering and immense loss of life. The truly disgusting things that oppression has lead to are to be learned from. Don’t live in the past, but learn from it.

2. Someone saying a mean word on the internet.

John: your dumb
Izzy, he/her, feminist, marxist, fuck capitalism, lgbt: OMG wtf!!! Reported! This is oppression!

Holocaust Survivor: It was horrible, Stevie. The way they treated us, in the camps. I remember, me and some fellow survivors were handed a rotting rat corpse. Its decaying flesh was green and all that was left on its bones were scraps of meat. We ate through it like wild animals. I remember, 3 weeks later, we were starving for that rat meat...
Stevie: Oh gosh, Papa! That’s horrific!

Holocaust Survivor: It really was oppression, and tyranny, evil even, in their purest forms.

by NotPieGuy January 18, 2021

Taxes

A percentage of your income that is deducted for use by the government.

John: I hate taxes.
Sam: Hah, loser.

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021

Donald Trump

The president of the United States from 2016 - 2020. Often insulted, bashed, and mocked for everything he does, no matter how good or bad whatever he did actually is. Hated despite his successes in foreign affairs because other nations thinks he's a fucking nutcase that'll turn their entire country into a glass factory if they look at him the wrong way.

Sam: Donald Trump really isn't that bad of a president. There are a lot worse ones.
John: I agree that he's certainly not as bad as people say he is, but there have been better presidents. Like Abraham Lincoln, he-
Izzy, he/her, blm, marxist, fuck capitalism, lgbt: OMG STFU U STUPID ALT-RIGHT NEONAZIS!!!!!! ONMHG IMGE REPTORTING YUIO TO TWTITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021