Definitions by NotPieGuy
God
I am running on 2 hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts, and an oreo, and I am ready to FIGHT god, or BECOME HIM!!
Open-eyed sleepwalking
Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.
John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…
Open-eyed sleepwalking by NotPieGuy December 8, 2021
Abortion
How come a woman can get an abortion and kill her kid and that’s fine, but if I but a bullet through her head I get charged with double homicide?
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Definition by NotPieGuy November 9, 2021
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Setup laugh
A fake laugh performed as set-up for a joke, sarcastic comment, or other form of spoken comedy/humor.
John performed a setup laugh for a joke about war when his friend, Sam, began a conversation about the sporadically-appearing eight-foot-tall screaming skinless corpse that kept showing up when he was eating cereal.
Setup laugh by NotPieGuy September 18, 2021
The United States
We got freedom, we got guns, and, despite what the inevitable negative like/dislike ratio on this definition may tell you, we still have our own culture.
God bless America.
God bless America.
The United States by NotPieGuy September 10, 2021