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Something that "gangsters" do by holding a handgun sideways, holding a handgun sideways will not only lower the accuracy to a minimum, it is also easy to disarm the ignorant fool that was holding it sideways.
by Not Zane July 29, 2004
Get the gansta grip mug.Something that chicks (In their teens, mostly.) say whenever they officially lost a debate.
It is most commonly used by a person with a low IQ, who cant just tell someone to go away by theirself, so they resort to something really stupid and raise their hand in the air.
See also: How's the weather
It is most commonly used by a person with a low IQ, who cant just tell someone to go away by theirself, so they resort to something really stupid and raise their hand in the air.
See also: How's the weather
People who say "Talk to the hand" need a heavy dose of reality.
Cheerleaders should be put in jail each time they say this.
Cheerleaders should be put in jail each time they say this.
by Not Zane July 23, 2004
Get the talk to the hand mug.His alternate name is called "The Duke". He is THE MAN when it comes to western movies, accept no other substitute. EXCEPT for Clint Eastwood
"John Wayne isnt dead, hes frozen! Have any of you ever taken a cold shower? Okay, multiply that by 150,000,000 and thats how mad the Duke is gonna be whenever he wakes up and finds out whats happening today."
- Dennis Leary
- Dennis Leary
by Not Zane September 9, 2004
Get the John Wayne mug.Legend has it that a man named Pierre Chappele, when on a recon mission, he found an enemy that was going to the bathroom.
Pierre snuck up behind him and slit his neck, his last words sounded like a mild fart.
Pierre snuck up behind him and slit his neck, his last words sounded like a mild fart.
by Not Zane July 22, 2004
Get the silent but deadly mug.Hex ten is correct in stating that it would be better if advertisers said "dont click here" instead of "click here" as it is human nature to find out, "what would happen if I did click here instead?"
by Not Zane September 22, 2004
Get the click here mug.A somewhat mythical creature that was said to be slayed by european knights in medieval times, and were regarded as a symbol of good luck to the Chinese.
I just think they are really awesome.
I just think they are really awesome.
Note: The below is in my Christian Creationist view, dont read this if you Are offended with my viewpoints. I am bombarded with evolutionist viewpoints on the internet each day, allow me to have my viewpoints, if you'd be so kind:
The Bible was known to mention dragons. In fact the old testament mentions the word dragon 21 times, take note of the mentioning specifically in the book of Job.
Take note that Job is the oldest book in the Bible:
Job 40:19 And of the leviathan, the greatest of the ocean animals, God said that even the leviathan could not "stand before me" Job 41:34,10
(The leviathan, also called a dragon, was noted as one of the greatest beasts, along with the behemoth, in the Old testement.)
Job was more than likely mentioning of the Dinosaurs that were living in his time.
Or, more specifically Job was probably mentioning a Whale (Hebrews translates this is "tanniynim" literally translated as Dragon, but this cant be as Job 41:1-34 mentions the Leviathan as a firebreather, (which is not surprising, as there is a beetle today which has an explosive-causing mechanism.)
The flame-breathing aspect of the above was probably a plesiosaur.
The Bible was known to mention dragons. In fact the old testament mentions the word dragon 21 times, take note of the mentioning specifically in the book of Job.
Take note that Job is the oldest book in the Bible:
Job 40:19 And of the leviathan, the greatest of the ocean animals, God said that even the leviathan could not "stand before me" Job 41:34,10
(The leviathan, also called a dragon, was noted as one of the greatest beasts, along with the behemoth, in the Old testement.)
Job was more than likely mentioning of the Dinosaurs that were living in his time.
Or, more specifically Job was probably mentioning a Whale (Hebrews translates this is "tanniynim" literally translated as Dragon, but this cant be as Job 41:1-34 mentions the Leviathan as a firebreather, (which is not surprising, as there is a beetle today which has an explosive-causing mechanism.)
The flame-breathing aspect of the above was probably a plesiosaur.
by Not Zane August 16, 2004
Get the Dragon mug.This term was first coined in the National Scientists Organization (NSO) in 1914. The theory is that the MSG in ramen noodles will be so severe, that it will turn your skin inside out.
The popular thing among kids (and my friends) is to buy Ramen noodles. Ramen noodles are very cheap and filling but after eating so much ramen, that your skin folds inside out, thus showing your organs and outer skin.
The second process begins when Alice Cooper walks into your driveway and dropkicks your mom all over the place.
The third process is such, whenever your skin folds into one piece, and your organs explode all over your house.
This is a very serious condition, in which, many cases are documented. I hope this was a safe, and informational theory.
The popular thing among kids (and my friends) is to buy Ramen noodles. Ramen noodles are very cheap and filling but after eating so much ramen, that your skin folds inside out, thus showing your organs and outer skin.
The second process begins when Alice Cooper walks into your driveway and dropkicks your mom all over the place.
The third process is such, whenever your skin folds into one piece, and your organs explode all over your house.
This is a very serious condition, in which, many cases are documented. I hope this was a safe, and informational theory.
One such case is that of a Betty Nelson. She was sitting in her house eating ramen noodles, when out of nowhere, her skin turned inside out and Alice Cooper himself drop kicked her mom.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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