Not Zane's definitions

Billy talent

Very good band. Not the best band out there, but still one of the better ones.

Billy Talent rocks. - General Lee the day before his surrender

by Not Zane July 21, 2004

Indiana Jones

Gentlemen, we must educate ourselves. This was not a movie, Indiana Jones was a real person. And the things that went on therein, was all in real time, that is to say, it all actually happend the first time everyone seen it.

As I am typing this, Indiana Jones is more than likely out in the Aztec, fighting off generic enemies with spears. All by himself.

by Not Zane September 29, 2004

AOL Instant Messenger

Its been disputed since the dawn of the internet where our form of grammar and spelling was tainted.

I have the answer. And the answer in question is AOL instant messenger.

Y0 FEWL YUO SIGNEING ON AOL INSTANT NTN NT MESSENAGR TODEY!11?

Yeah, AOL is a virus within itself.

Macho Man Randy Savage approves of this message.

by Not Zane September 5, 2004

douchebaggery

The art of douchebaggery could be defined as this:

POSTING A DEFINITION OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND IN REALLY HORRIBLE SPELLING, AND GRAMMAR. THERE ARE ABOUT 300,000 DEFINITIONS EXPLAINING WHY Jenny HAPPENS TO BE THE GREATEST CHICK IN THE WORLD.

STOP THE DOUCHEBAGGERY I SAY! GRACIAS A TODAS.

by Not Zane September 4, 2004

Rambo

Picture this, a lone guy in the middle of a forest facing atleast 50 guys. Okay now imagine the manliest guy you can think of, multiply it by 10 and you get rambo.

Give rambo a toothpick and a plastic screwdriver and he will mess up an entire army.

by Not Zane September 9, 2004

How's the weather

When people says or do something outdated (Such as putting an L on their forehead and saying you go girl/guy, ugh I hate that phrase) you can say, "Hows the weather 7 years ago"

Some pompous chick: "You go boyfriend!"
You: Hows the weather 7 years ago?
Some pompous chick: ....YOU SUCK

Some pompous chick just got her ego curb stomped, Steven Segall style.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

Jock

A person, who, contributes little or nothing to society.

A person who usually picks on the nerd or someone smaller than him See: Coward

Usually plays football or some other sport that honestly will not help them in the long run.

____________Note Below_______________

JOCKS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CONFUSED WITH REAL ATHLETES.

Real athletes strive as hard as they can to reach a certain goal they strive at IE: Swimming, Running, playing Basketball, Boxing.

Many MANY Jocks cannot do these sports right, and will not anytime in the future.

Jocks waste their time on such trivial things to find out that it wont matter in the future.

Their lack of IQ and talent is replaced by good social skills, that wont matter in the long run either.

Jocks own ricers and (Despite popular belief,) spend most of their time on the internet.

The jock is the epitome of wastefulness - An unknown Roman soldier before the fall of rome.

by Not Zane July 21, 2004