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Jock

A person, who, contributes little or nothing to society.

A person who usually picks on the nerd or someone smaller than him See: Coward

Usually plays football or some other sport that honestly will not help them in the long run.

____________Note Below_______________

JOCKS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CONFUSED WITH REAL ATHLETES.

Real athletes strive as hard as they can to reach a certain goal they strive at IE: Swimming, Running, playing Basketball, Boxing.

Many MANY Jocks cannot do these sports right, and will not anytime in the future.

Jocks waste their time on such trivial things to find out that it wont matter in the future.

Their lack of IQ and talent is replaced by good social skills, that wont matter in the long run either.

Jocks own ricers and (Despite popular belief,) spend most of their time on the internet.
The jock is the epitome of wastefulness - An unknown Roman soldier before the fall of rome.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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Homestarrunner

I think I might just be the only person on the planet who doesn't like the homestarrunner series. :(
Dont hate, educate..........
by Not Zane September 13, 2004
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Foxhole

1.) Something that soldiers dug and hid in to lessen the chance of them getting hit by a bullet and/or blown up by a mortar.

2.) An awesome local band in my area.
Foxhole will go big sometime soon, you'll see.
by Not Zane August 17, 2004
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silent but deadly

Legend has it that a man named Pierre Chappele, when on a recon mission, he found an enemy that was going to the bathroom.

Pierre snuck up behind him and slit his neck, his last words sounded like a mild fart.
Silent But Deadly is now used as a military term to describe an AWOL (Absence without leave)
by Not Zane July 22, 2004
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Dragon

A somewhat mythical creature that was said to be slayed by european knights in medieval times, and were regarded as a symbol of good luck to the Chinese.

I just think they are really awesome.
Note: The below is in my Christian Creationist view, dont read this if you Are offended with my viewpoints. I am bombarded with evolutionist viewpoints on the internet each day, allow me to have my viewpoints, if you'd be so kind:

The Bible was known to mention dragons. In fact the old testament mentions the word dragon 21 times, take note of the mentioning specifically in the book of Job.

Take note that Job is the oldest book in the Bible:

Job 40:19 And of the leviathan, the greatest of the ocean animals, God said that even the leviathan could not "stand before me" Job 41:34,10

(The leviathan, also called a dragon, was noted as one of the greatest beasts, along with the behemoth, in the Old testement.)

Job was more than likely mentioning of the Dinosaurs that were living in his time.

Or, more specifically Job was probably mentioning a Whale (Hebrews translates this is "tanniynim" literally translated as Dragon, but this cant be as Job 41:1-34 mentions the Leviathan as a firebreather, (which is not surprising, as there is a beetle today which has an explosive-causing mechanism.)

The flame-breathing aspect of the above was probably a plesiosaur.
by Not Zane August 16, 2004
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click here

Hex ten is correct in stating that it would be better if advertisers said "dont click here" instead of "click here" as it is human nature to find out, "what would happen if I did click here instead?"
I clicked there because it said DONT CLICK HERE and got a level 10 virus.

Darn you Jeff K
by Not Zane September 22, 2004
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Theory of Ramen Implosion

This term was first coined in the National Scientists Organization (NSO) in 1914. The theory is that the MSG in ramen noodles will be so severe, that it will turn your skin inside out.

The popular thing among kids (and my friends) is to buy Ramen noodles. Ramen noodles are very cheap and filling but after eating so much ramen, that your skin folds inside out, thus showing your organs and outer skin.

The second process begins when Alice Cooper walks into your driveway and dropkicks your mom all over the place.

The third process is such, whenever your skin folds into one piece, and your organs explode all over your house.


This is a very serious condition, in which, many cases are documented. I hope this was a safe, and informational theory.
One such case is that of a Betty Nelson. She was sitting in her house eating ramen noodles, when out of nowhere, her skin turned inside out and Alice Cooper himself drop kicked her mom.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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