Ninja Disaster's definitions

circle jerk

1.) When a group of males sit in a circle, jerking each other off.

2.) *NOT* when a group of males stand in a circle to jerk off onto a cookie or anything of the sort. That retarded frat game is called "Limp Biscuit"... which kind of indirectly explains why the band of the same namesake is so fucking horrible.

3.) When a bunch of blowhards - usually politicians - get together for a debate but usually end up agreeing with each other's viewpoints to the point of redundancy, stroking each other's egos as if they were extensions of their genitals (ergo, the mastubatory insinuation). Basically, it's what happens when the choir preaches to itself.

4.) A game on MXC that's based on sumo wrestling. Beware the Green Teabagger.

Circle jerking is fun for the whole family.

by Ninja Disaster July 8, 2004

a perfect circle

H-O-W-E-R-D-E-L, and yesh, he's pretty talented. Maynard's vocals are pretty fucking sweet as well. A shame about Paz leaving the band, though... She was hot. And it's not fair to compare APC with Tool. That's like comparing the Beetles to Anthrax.

Thirteenth Step, the new APC record, is pretty fucking awesome. My favorite track is "Gravity".

by Ninja Disaster September 14, 2003

The Last Samurai

Dances with Wolves, minus Kevin Costner.

Meh. The whole premise has been seem before, but it was still a decent movie.

by Ninja Disaster May 12, 2004

Patriot Act

A kneejerk response to word9/11/word that has the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves. The single greatest advancement of fascism in United States history, and it's only the beginning...

At this rate, we'll have more freedom in communist China than here in the United States.

by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2003

CAPPS

Computer Assisted Passenger Pre-screening System. AKA: "Big Brother"; it allows the government to have access to your personal information so they can run an extensive background check on you whenever you book a flight. Welcome to 1984, folks.

See also: wordThe terrorists have won/word.

Whoever thought this bullshit system up should be branded a traitor and "capped".

by Ninja Disaster August 27, 2003

Puppet Government

See: Iraq

Bush: The new Iraqi government is 100% legit. In no way does my corrupt administration control it behind the scenes. No sir! And Saddam's trial isn't a front designed to give the impression of Iraqi sovereignty! Not at all!

:snicker:

by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2004

bot

Short for robot. An automated machine or computer program designed to perform a specific task with little or no human direction. Unfortunately, also the means by which half of the definitions on Urban Dictionary are sent to Quality Control.

So far, we've had DenBot, UrbanBot, Cracka Killa Bot, X-Bot, l337b0t, ÜberBot, and a few anonymous bots. UD really needs to keep these idiots in check.

by Ninja Disaster August 26, 2004