Nikki Stixx's definitions

Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?!

Exclamation voicing doubt in what the speaker has just heard or has been told by another.

When Nikki heard how much Steve wanted for the sack he exclaimed, "Fifty dollars? For that? Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?! You gotta be fuckin' whoring me."

by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2019

ceremony

(noun) A ritual performed by one or more persons where they ingest their preferred drugs and/or chemicals in a relaxing atmosphere to assist them in overcoming the trials of a day yet to be done and/or as a well deserved treat near the end of their day done in.

‘ Fuck 10:15 Spanish class’ was the collective thought between both Jordy and Nikki as they dashed back to their dorm room to partake in the day’s second ceremony for them. These young tykes were yet to make their plummet to much more serious “hard drugs” and were instead habitual and serious consumers of the hydroponic marijuana ceremony…….for now 👹

by Nikki Stixx August 23, 2022

Crescendo

(noun) The main moment of ecstasy. Specifically the culmination and meeting of two lovers’s orgasms, both at their apex, as they occur simultaneously.

Nikki could feel the spasms that jerked through Shannon’s body continue to gain force and he knew she would be there soon. Barely able to control his own body, Nikki saw her throw her head back, eyes glazed and ready, her magnificent breasts, nipples like bullets, pointed upwards, she quickly threw her arms around him with nails digging flesh, and her lips parted in an attempt to voice her body-jolting release as she produced a high pitched squall. Nikki’d lost his voice, mind blown to where speech was unknown, he still pushed and pushed, though he had no control of the waves of spasms taking control of his body. They both were coming hard and fucking long, all their practice made them able to reconnect to this world at the same time as they always found one another at the crescendo of their lust marathons.

by Nikki Stixx May 9, 2020

Dirty Butt Nation

(proper noun) A very dangerous, secretive, Nationwide criminal syndicate with international connections. Composed of, but not completely or exclusively, of crooked, felonious, rough, street-wise prostitutes, the Dirty Butt Nation, or DBN, is involved in and/or has a hand in every different type criminal enterprise known to law enforcement and several unknowns as well. With ties to drug smuggling, human trafficking, extortion, kidnapping, assassination, etc., etc, the heart of the criminal underworld does not beat without the involvement of the DBN. Very similar to the Underground Railroad during Slavery in this country during pre-Civil War days, the DBN have a very elaborate and intricate networking system throughout the world. This writer is now in fear of his own life as a contract has no doubt been put on this writer's head for even bringing the name DBN into the light, let alone urbandictionary. Com

The armed robbery looked to be the work of the Dirty Butt Nation, or DBN, as the work appeared to be done by a group where everything went off flawlessly and impeccable. The Dirty Butt Nation was a criminal organization that was no stranger to the in and out armed robbery.

by Nikki Stixx November 21, 2019

little rip

(noun) Slang term referring to a promiscuous young lady that is very underage, but is capable, as well as ready and willing to conduct operations on a par with some of the most seasoned prostitutes.

Betsy is such a big ho, being just the most conniving, scandalous, double-talking, lying, stealing, dirty-butt bitch around. But she wasn't always like this. No, see she cut her teeth in training when she was underage, putting in work and scamming chumps as a little rip.

by Nikki Stixx March 8, 2021

Work exempt

(Adjective) Phrase used by social workers to describe a person who is is deficit or has an abnormality in their physical or mental capabilities, lacks acceptable social skills, or is incorrigible to the core. Such persons are incapable of getting, having or keeping a steady job of any kind.

Nikki went to the unemployment office today and got some bad news. He got told he was 'work exempt' which is a nice way of phrasing that he can't get or keep a job.

by Nikki Stixx November 30, 2020

Soup-can ambush

(noun) Nighttime outing and fundraising attempt mainly practiced at the collegiate level by the criminally eccentric type young men almost always of which are of the troublemaker persuasion, with diminished financial opportunities wherein they procure, meaning probably steal several cans of soup—bigger the can the bigger the crack—and these implements are then placed in a pillowcase (also probably stolen). The future felon then takes this crude get-rich-quick device with them out into the night on campus. The hopeful attacker then crouches or lurks in the shadows of campus, oftentimes a parking is preferable, and when he locates a target worthy of dispatching the attacker then springs on their victim striking them with a vicious and powerful blow to the victim’s head with the pillowcase of soup cans. Like gravity the victims falls bleeding and unconscious from the blow. The enterprising bludgeoner then fleeces and rifles through the victim’s person, relieving their victim of any and all monies and valuables of which can be hocked or traded oftentimes for drugs and such.

‘Fuck being broke’ thought Jordy, it was dark outside on campus and it was time to get paid—get paid, as Jordy snatched several cans of soup from his just as cruel and perverted roommate, Nikki, who inquired with a knowing grin, “Where ya going with all my soup in that pillowcase, Jordy, gonna try and take another swing at a smack-down, take -money soup-can ambush?”
“Mind your own business, go play with yourself, somebody’s got to bring home the bacon in this here dorm and you aren’t making any efforts” Jordy spat, leaving with Nikki’s cans of soup in his pillowcase into the night in hopes of braining them by surprise and then relieving them of their cash. Jordy’s palms were sweating.

by Nikki Stixx August 3, 2022