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(noun) A fucking liar. Not a simple confirm/deny liar, but the type of liar who creates absolute fabricated fiction
Betsy was a storyteller. Her man, Nick, wasn't hip to this fact yet. I saw her laughing to herself after blowing yet even more smoke up his ass when he tried to get slick and asked her why she stood him up on yet another date. Poor bastard.
by Nikki Stixx September 26, 2019
Get the Storyteller mug.(noun) Slang term for any medication, usually referring to a pill or capsule, that is used to overcome erectile dysfunction. Examples include sildenafil/Viagra, tadalafil/Cialis, and vardenafil/Levitra. Sometimes referred more crudely as "hard-on pills", root-heisters are definitely in demand and sell briskly in the black market alongside heroin, cocaine, and any other illicit drug, with one diamond-shaped Viagra pill fetching $10 each at the time of this writing.
Kevin didn't like how Betsy would verbally emasculate him in the bedroom, mocking his stamina, his endurance..his fuckin' manhood, man!!!! No, tonight that brawny bitch was gonna get hers, she was gonna eat her words......and HIS HARD-AS-A-TOTEM-POLE COCK that Kevin intended to pummel her big, broad dirty butt with, thanks to some root-heisters he had scored off of D.I. No doubt about it, Kevin was prepared for war and was going to WHOOP THAT ASS!!! He had better, as D.I. charged him a top-dollar price for the top-shelf root-heister brand, Viagra, the "Rolls-Royce of root-heisters" as he had been told. D.I. was the go-to guy when it came to hard-on medicine, having a stranglehold on the market, and known as a type of 'miracle-worker' when it came to soft-peter and defying the laws of gravity.
by Nikki Stixx February 18, 2022
Get the root-heister mug.A person, most oftentimes female, who keeps a lover or steady until they find a new lover or steady that they feel, in some way, shape, form, or fashion, is an improvement from the older lover or steady.
John is gonna have to wake up and get a clue. I done told him about Betsy being a lily-pad lover. Now he's done got his heart broke cause she culled him yesterday. Shit, I saw that bitch with Doug at the sock-hop last week.
by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2018
Get the lily-pad lover mug.(noun/slang) Complimentary slang name referring to an attractive, thick female whose attributes (i.e. ass, thighs, legs, etc.) are proportionally large, noticable, and desirable. Though not a law, such females can weigh in at the neighborhood of 200+ lbs.
April was a hunka-hunka burnin' love. That thunder-butt gal had a body that could ride your dick into the ground.
by Nikki Stixx September 19, 2019
Get the Thunder-butt mug.(noun) The total collective sum of what someone is presently without, or to the negative, as the end result of having any type of dealings with others whom the person knew good and hell well beforehand that such individuals were absolutely and in totality complete pieces of dog-shit, thieving-ass cutthroat bastard mother fuckin human trash.
Jerry stared at his home in complete shock even though the slippage was undeniable. Under the illusion of housesitting while Jerry went on a short 4 day vacation, Brandon and Betsy had pulled a complete fuckover on ole Jerry-Bear. His home was turned upside-down and ransacked, it appeared as though anything that could be resold was taken. It appeared as though the only thing that hadn't been taken were the sheets stretched and torn, hanging from the mattress of Jerry's bed, and it looked as though they had been used as both an ass-wiping rag because of the fecal streak marks about it, and also a come rag they used to wipe themselves off with that had the couple's sex juices sticky and stained all over it.
by Nikki Stixx October 3, 2021
Get the slippage mug.(noun phrase) 1. A deed done usually for a close/good friend and understood as a favor; 2. A compacted bowel movement free from any signs of liquification; 3. The production and further application of an impressively hard/erect penis/cock that is both visually and physically quality material and most pleasurable to the recipient.
Bartering on her investment and hoping to get a fair deal, the young lady got in on a sweet deal. She had ended her request with the well worn words, 'Can you do me a solid on that?" The voice on the other line, clearly Nikki's, told her in no uncertain terms, "Little girl, I'm gonna do you a solid, and then I'm gonna double it cause this needs to happen for me for sure. First off, the weight will be there---no worries there. That's your first solid, dig. The other solid, now speak now or forever hold your ankles high. I mean the other solid that'll be coming with the first one is this FUCKIN' rock-hard, totem-pole cock of mine that's practically ripping through my jeans right now at the thoughts of how I'm gonna whoop your ass when I put this cock to you. So dolid's being done for you tonight, twice guaranteed. If you require more...... ask. I'm heading in your direction now, girl".
by Nikki Stixx November 25, 2021
Get the Do you a solid mug.Sexual intercourse, distinguished by rough and forceful thrusts from the male/phallus counterpart, who is also taking the dominant and lead role. The act is in no way malicious.
Betsy told her man, Nick, "Please, I really need you to fuck the daylights out of me. This is what I really need". Nick replied, "Lover, I give you my word, I will powerfuck you for as long as I can".
by Nikki Stixx January 2, 2019
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