Nikki Stixx's definitions

slippage

(noun) The total collective sum of what someone is presently without, or to the negative, as the end result of having any type of dealings with others whom the person knew good and hell well beforehand that such individuals were absolutely and in totality complete pieces of dog-shit, thieving-ass cutthroat bastard mother fuckin human trash.

Jerry stared at his home in complete shock even though the slippage was undeniable. Under the illusion of housesitting while Jerry went on a short 4 day vacation, Brandon and Betsy had pulled a complete fuckover on ole Jerry-Bear. His home was turned upside-down and ransacked, it appeared as though anything that could be resold was taken. It appeared as though the only thing that hadn't been taken were the sheets stretched and torn, hanging from the mattress of Jerry's bed, and it looked as though they had been used as both an ass-wiping rag because of the fecal streak marks about it, and also a come rag they used to wipe themselves off with that had the couple's sex juices sticky and stained all over it.

by Nikki Stixx October 3, 2021

fall guy

(noun) A patsy; a chump; a person who is left with the blame for a crime, oftentimes planned and premeditated by others prior, regardless of their involvement they are subject to and endure the punishment due others.

Born without much common sense Nikki made for the perfect fall guy in Rikki and his gang's next caper which was going to be a heist at the city's only jewelry store. Details aside, it would be a cakewalk, after the crew secured the plundered stones they'd just spin a yarn on old stupid Nikki that would have him stay behind to bear the brunt of their job. When the cops got there by the time they dealt with all his foolishness they would have extended time to get the fuck out of dodge.

by Nikki Stixx June 9, 2021

powerfuck

Sexual intercourse, distinguished by rough and forceful thrusts from the male/phallus counterpart, who is also taking the dominant and lead role. The act is in no way malicious.

Betsy told her man, Nick, "Please, I really need you to fuck the daylights out of me. This is what I really need". Nick replied, "Lover, I give you my word, I will powerfuck you for as long as I can".

by Nikki Stixx January 2, 2019

Do you a solid

(noun phrase) 1. A deed done usually for a close/good friend and understood as a favor; 2. A compacted bowel movement free from any signs of liquification; 3. The production and further application of an impressively hard/erect penis/cock that is both visually and physically quality material and most pleasurable to the recipient.

Bartering on her investment and hoping to get a fair deal, the young lady got in on a sweet deal. She had ended her request with the well worn words, 'Can you do me a solid on that?" The voice on the other line, clearly Nikki's, told her in no uncertain terms, "Little girl, I'm gonna do you a solid, and then I'm gonna double it cause this needs to happen for me for sure. First off, the weight will be there---no worries there. That's your first solid, dig. The other solid, now speak now or forever hold your ankles high. I mean the other solid that'll be coming with the first one is this FUCKIN' rock-hard, totem-pole cock of mine that's practically ripping through my jeans right now at the thoughts of how I'm gonna whoop your ass when I put this cock to you. So dolid's being done for you tonight, twice guaranteed. If you require more...... ask. I'm heading in your direction now, girl".

by Nikki Stixx November 25, 2021

Lowball

(Verb) In regards to bartering and trading, lowballing is making an offer on something, whether goods or services, that is intentionally lower than even an acceptable offer.

Charlie told us he was gonna hock his scooter to Jerry, but then Jerry told him what he would give him for it, which was practically nothing. Tightwad tyrant mother fucker Jerry was trying to lowball him cause he was in a pinch.

by Nikki Stixx September 17, 2020

deuce

(noun)a textbook example of what is the result of a complete bowel movement, more often than not of a solid nature and oftentimes it's occurrence and presence is a surprise to many; a big pile of shit; feces; poop; doo-doo; excrement; dung; poo-poo; defecation

Teddy saw Tony and couldn't help but to go tease him, and also to start some new gossip. Teddy came up to Tony and said, "I saw you roll by last night. Looked like you had the neighborhood cum dumpster, Big Ho Betsy, with ya. I gotta know, how'd that turn out for you?"

Surrendering to the truth Tony gave it up real, "Well when I first got inside her I learned first-hand two things : 1 I was the the first homie to ride that ride that day and 2 if I don't want to stir in another man's splooge then I should have gotten up with this ho way earlier in the day. The bitch is a goddamn animal, y'know that?" "Why you say that?" inquired Teddy, his grin tucked away all nice and proper. "That goddamn slimy bitch took a shit in the guest bathroom, dropped the biggest, foulest deuce I've ever seen in my life, didn't bother with flushing the toilet or even with using any toilet paper......cause she just stole the toillet paper". Holding back no longer Teddy erupted in a spasm of laughter he could stifle no more.

by Nikki Stixx December 17, 2020

meal ticket

(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.

Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.

by Nikki Stixx September 25, 2019