6 definitions by Nice Uncle Andy
(noun, plural) Ammunition which leaves little or no scarring upon impact but serves to enhance to victim's street credibility.
Person A: My cousin's just been shot 10 times.
Person B: Is he dead ?
Person A: No dawg, they was just hip hop shots- his mixtape comes out next week.
Person C: My cousin's just been shot once in Iraq.
Person D: Was they hip hop shots?
Person C: No, he is dead.
Person B: Is he dead ?
Person A: No dawg, they was just hip hop shots- his mixtape comes out next week.
Person C: My cousin's just been shot once in Iraq.
Person D: Was they hip hop shots?
Person C: No, he is dead.
by Nice Uncle Andy October 1, 2006
Barman 1: Who's that tramp ass motherfucker ? He just drank ten beers, he sits only and talks to himself. And he be dressed like a motherfucking clown.
Barman 2: He's some kind of teacher or maybe he just acts like one.
Barman 2: He's some kind of teacher or maybe he just acts like one.
by Nice Uncle Andy October 6, 2006
Gang member 1: Yo, homie I wonder how Bruce Wayne got all that money. Batman be so tough an' shit.
Gang Member 2: Yo little homie, back in the day dog, back in the day ? Bruce Wayne was a straight up G. Just like us. He made that money selling crack, selling weed an' pimpin'. But then the cops did some Guantanomo shit on his ass an' he became a snitch an' a crime fighter. He reps the blue an' grey cos he still a crip.
Gang Member 1: Thanks dawg for droppin' that knowledge.
Gang Member 2: Yo little homie, back in the day dog, back in the day ? Bruce Wayne was a straight up G. Just like us. He made that money selling crack, selling weed an' pimpin'. But then the cops did some Guantanomo shit on his ass an' he became a snitch an' a crime fighter. He reps the blue an' grey cos he still a crip.
Gang Member 1: Thanks dawg for droppin' that knowledge.
by Nice Uncle Andy October 6, 2006
One who teaches English as a Foreign Language. Usually a native speaker of the language teaching outside his/her country of origin. A career which attracts the adventurous, the eccentric and the sociopathic.
Barman 1: Who's that cool motherfucker ?
Barman 2: Don't know, but last night he came in smoking a joint, asked me where the nearest brothel is, drank a whole bottle of whisky, did some coke off Mia's tits, fucked her, buggered her and left. I think he's an EFL teacher.
Barman 1: Shit, that's so cool. I wish I was him. Oh, look- he's just knocked out two of the bouncers with one punch.
Barman 2: Don't know, but last night he came in smoking a joint, asked me where the nearest brothel is, drank a whole bottle of whisky, did some coke off Mia's tits, fucked her, buggered her and left. I think he's an EFL teacher.
Barman 1: Shit, that's so cool. I wish I was him. Oh, look- he's just knocked out two of the bouncers with one punch.
by Nice Uncle Andy October 9, 2006
(verb) to have knowledge, to be aware of something, to be acquainted with someone, to have carnal knowledge of someone.
Person A: There's a big queue at the club- we'll never get in.
Person B: It's okay- I know the bouncer.
OR
Person A: I knew Caroline before you married her.
Person B: Yes, she told me and I'd rather not discuss it, thanks.
OR
Person A: That bouncer is staring at us- do you know him ?
Person B: Yes, I sodomised him repeatedly last weekend. It was quite pleasant.
Person B: It's okay- I know the bouncer.
OR
Person A: I knew Caroline before you married her.
Person B: Yes, she told me and I'd rather not discuss it, thanks.
OR
Person A: That bouncer is staring at us- do you know him ?
Person B: Yes, I sodomised him repeatedly last weekend. It was quite pleasant.
by Nice Uncle Andy October 6, 2006
A war of attrition between two or more parties usually carried out via the medium of music. Differs from a conventional feud in many important ways, see below.
Conventional feud:
Person A: Did you see Geoffrey last night ?
Person B: Yes I did and rather than let our feud simmer any longer I beat him with such severity he lost two fingers and an eye.
Hip Hop feud:
Person A: Did you see Jeffrey last night?
50 Cent: No. I dislike him yet instead of confronting him I made up a nursery rhyme about him. Then Soem else set it to music.
Person A: Did you see Geoffrey last night ?
Person B: Yes I did and rather than let our feud simmer any longer I beat him with such severity he lost two fingers and an eye.
Hip Hop feud:
Person A: Did you see Jeffrey last night?
50 Cent: No. I dislike him yet instead of confronting him I made up a nursery rhyme about him. Then Soem else set it to music.
by Nice Uncle Andy October 6, 2006