New English's definitions

Tall Kitty

This is when a cat stretches and arches its back very high.

After waking up from a nap the cat did tall kitty.

by New English April 11, 2009

Ballerina Kitty

This is when a cat licks its genitals, referring to the posture the cat assumes.

The mountain lion at the zoo did ballerina kitty.

by New English April 11, 2009

Fresh Air Poisoning

An explanation for the current practice of parents keeping their kids inside all the time. These are the same kids who have allergies to everything because they have no immunity to anything. These kids are McChildren for the most part. This is also called grass poisoning and sunshine poisoning.

All these fat kids with allergies have suffered from fresh air poisoning.

by New English January 21, 2009

Punt

To kick someone, usually your kids, outside when the weather is nice. This helps prevent them from becoming McChildren and prevents fresh air poisoning. This can also be done with pets when the weather is nice and you don't want to have to let them in and out.

It was warm so he punted his kids outside.

by New English January 21, 2009

Gurck

A mannequin without a head.

There are a lot of gurcks in that store.

by New English January 21, 2009

Boomerang Generation

The current crop of adults born from about 1975 to 1991. The term Boomerang Generation came from the fact that they move back in after graduating from college. This often occurs because they have spent a small fortune in college and cannot even afford to interview, let alone move to another town that has a good job. They are sometimes stuck working menial jobs that are insulting to their intelligence and qualifications. The down side to the Boomerang Generation, is that people in this age bracket will often move home with any minor setback. This is often condoned by parents and is evidence that we as a society have been prolonging adolescence.

In Japan these people are often called parasitic singles.

Many people in the Boomerang Generation move back home for good reasons such as trying to get on their feet after college. Many are also pathetic leeches who do it at the insistence of other people.

by New English February 7, 2009

McChild

also called McKid, name given to the current crop of children born from about 1990 to the present, of which a large percentage are overweight or obese due to eating fast food (hence the name) and other junk food and not getting much exercise, especially due to excessive video game playing

Parks are often empty on the weekends due to McChildren staying at home and playing video games.
A typical McChild's parents will make up an excuse to keep their child out of PE classes.

by New English December 9, 2008