New English's definitions

Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.

I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.

by New English July 6, 2010

Ballerina Kitty

This is when a cat licks its genitals, referring to the posture the cat assumes.

The mountain lion at the zoo did ballerina kitty.

by New English April 11, 2009

Wal-Marting

2. Shopping at Wal-Mart

I need to go Wal-Marting and get some things.

by New English December 20, 2008

Door Stop Kitty

This is when a cat lays down on its stomach and tucks all four legs under its body. Sometimes they will doze off in this position.

It is very funny when tigers do door stop kitty.

by New English April 11, 2009

Post Poop Piss

This is the urination directly after a bowel movement. It is a pleasant feeling and you are truly relieved after that.

I took a huge shit after getting to the motel room. When I finished I had a post poop piss. I feel truly relieved.

by New English May 6, 2009

Thanksgiving Eve

This is the night before Thanksgiving and one of the biggest party nights of the year since this is the start of Thanksgiving weekend and most people are home for the holidays at this time.

The bars were packed on Thanksgiving Eve and I saw a bunch of my old friends from high school.

by New English March 29, 2010

Post 4th of July Blues

This is the depression that as soon as you go to bed on July 4th. July 4th is the high point of the summer as it is the only holiday between Memorial Day and Labor Day. The effects of this are severe if you take your only summer vacation before or during the 4th. Taking a vacation after the 4th greatly decreases the effects of this condition.

(On July 5th) Suzanne: I am so bummed. The 4th of July is over and I haven't taken any time off after that.

Stephanie: You should have done what I did and planned a vacation for the end of July. You are getting the full effects of the Post 4th of July Blues while I am only getting a mild effect.

by New English July 7, 2011