Nefarious Aflatus's definitions

iZoo

The seemingly endless hordes of people moving and existing in different demographic groupings, while obviously sharing the definitive commonality and similar association which accompanies corporate/product affiliation. Somehow still presenting the dilusion of individualism, thus rendering the 'zoo like' qualities represented in the descriptive term: iZoo. Yet further presenting various comparative types of 'iUsers' such as iHippo's, iLion's, iTiger's, iBear's, iMonkey's, iGorilla's, iElephants, iWhales, iSeals and favorites in the iPetting iZoo: iDonkey's, iGoats, iBunnies and even iChickens in some places!

I (no pun there) couldn't help noticing the iZoo configuration on the bus today. The iDonkey's were as docile as ever and the iChimp's actually kept to themselves! Even though they still kept scratching their butt.

by Nefarious Aflatus January 18, 2008

iPant

1. iPant is what a person hears above their headphone mix while having sex and using earphone electronics. 2. iPant is any phantom sound which occurs when using any electronic device- which then seems to resemble a human 'panting' sound as to be animal like in wanting.

1. It was such a friction wrought pounding that I could hear his/her iPant and moans through my headphone mix. 2. Did you hear that moaning/panting sound when I turned the vid/box on?

by Nefarious Aflatus January 18, 2008

iQuit

In the family of i-products... the iQuit serves a definite purpose... though one which is still an incredible secret. At the latest estimates, the iQuit manages to fill those areas of doubt from which many people find themselves dodging and weaving. Most times presenting itself as per such instances, when there is a failed point of order... and more so when it is that a person has ranted and raved themselves into a corner of unforgiveness from their own decision and action. Most often then displaying the worth value of such a mechanism as the iQuit, in then continuing to insist the owner/user of the iQuit is somehow correct - and thus 'victorious' in some stretch of human cognate. Even in the face of, and in light of substantial proofs to the contrary. Even and most especially within their own presented reasoning.

In so many words... it supposedly 'un-paints people in the corner' of which they have painted themselves into.

A topical quick fix for the consistent results of 'the monkey and the apple.'

Microsoft would have had one to the market first... but the product name was just too long for the marketing team to swiftly move along with it although it is on the market as well - known as the 'Condensed Geneva Convention-isering-dillything-a-ma-jigger-a-phone.'

I hear Melinda just couldn't get past an affinity with the name?

Either can be purchased at any software outlet for a relative bargain considering the benefits of application. The common market price being somewhere in the area of a couple of gameboard hundred dollar bills. Any gameboard denomination is just fine.

Ease of use and application are a major selling point... since the fake money renders a 'lick and stick' color decal that the purchaser/user applies to their forehead... then post hence such actions, all other humans are to regard them as victorious, untainted, correct and utterly the coolest thing ever! Not to mention - actual contributors to something beyond the reach's of consumer hell.

Unfortunately, it wasn't deemed economic to include a customary strip of cheap bubble gum in the bundle in either case. But the 'up-side' is that people don't have to carry around some silly piece of electronic pollution to obtain the benefits.

And then further... the impact to the atmosphere is extremely minimalized, since the only semi-permanent waste is the small wax paper backing on the lick and stick decal. A half life that is a considerable step in magnificent directions regarding modern communications technology.

Protag: "My iQuit is almost wearing off! If we want more cheap beer, we better get another one!"

Antag: "Don't sweat it, dude... we can use mine! Mine is still rockin' it hard! Just don't look straight at anyone... Hey! There are some chicks over there.... let me lick your forehead.... then we will pick up on them!"

by Nefarious Aflatus March 25, 2009

iRage

A freeware product from Apple that will allow the access to a ferocious tantrum with the touch of a button.

It's like setting off a bomb in some instances and is included in the bundle with any modern communications technology purchase.

Microsoft might have put it on the market first but, there were problems with the marketing people and the name of their version; 'This stupid ass fucking machine fucking computer bullshit mother fucking thing is going out the window' wasn't seen as a marketable direction at the time.

"Can you believe how much I paid for this piece of shit?" usually precludes iRage in many instances.

by Nefarious Aflatus March 25, 2009

Crackhead Trinity

Any combination of three pop-divas... usually affiliated with lip sync-ing, casting couch careers in novice porn, and Vegas. Most often only changing as the members of the "Trinity" age past popularity. Always consisting of bad blond hair dye and most usually affiliated with talentless production structures designed entirely for the vanity purposes of purchased recognition.

The current Crackhead Trinity of Madonna, Aguilara and Spears can really keep the welfare coming into Sony.... but I am sure that Disney get's it's share.

by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

iGoon

1. Most often people in the "nerd/dork" demographic that seem to think they have transitioned from "nerd" directly to white collar crime status with either the purchase of massive amounts of tech. product, or simply gotten accepted to a notable (and usually purchased) tenure at a modern tech. school. Can be seen in areas of technology employment as well and is demonstrated in the attitude of thinking they are going to be the next big tech. star, media hack. Most defined with the repeated, template like renditions of film industry depictions concerning organized crime, though usually done so draped with words they memorized that morning.

2. Obvious victims of fashion and modern advertising.

It was all I could do to refrain from smashing the iGoon and his listening device as his Crackhead Trinity worship continued to spill over into everyone else's life within the confined area common with public transit.

by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

iHag

1. Any given example of female that would otherwise have grown old and died a spinster if it weren't for chemicals, other drugs, booze and just plain old fashioned social charity.

2. Self explanatory in most other definitive uses.

My nephews mother is an iHag... but it really isn't his fault and couldn't possibly be hers if you ask her.

by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008