Nedd Ludd's definitions

dirty catch

(DIR-tee katch) n. having your pee test at the methadone clinic come back with narcotics in it resulting in a reduction of one's take home doses

Sue: "For fuck sake Maryann. I thought that you gave me a clean catch in that last Elmer's Glue bottle."
Maryann: "Shit Sue! I'm sorry. What happened?"
Sue: "That bitch at the clinic said I had a dirty catch. Now they are gonna cut back on my take home doses."
Maryann: "Well, you are the one who wanted to get high with me, remember?"

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

IUD

IUD (eye-you-DEE) n. although it does not yet exist, IUD is an anagram for International Urban Dictionary

Sally: "Gee, I really like the UD. How about you?"
Sue: "I guess, but UD is narrow in scope. It has 99% English words."
Sally: "Shit Sue, you're trippin'.
Sue: "Whatever. I think an IUD would be more inclusive."
Sally: "Shut the fuck up. You're talking nonsense. The editors would never go for it."
Sue: "Fine, I'll start my own then."

by Nedd Ludd December 28, 2005

shoe gazer

shoe gazer (SHOO gay zer) n., pl. -ers 1. synonym for emo. 2. gerund: the physical posture an emo assumes while listening to emo music

example 1: Dude 1: Yo dude! What's up with that chick? Why is she staring at the ground like that?
Dude 2: She's listenin' to emo music dude, she's a fuckin' shoe gazer.

example 2: A group of 10 shoe gazers committed suicide at the Morissey concert last night.

by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005

frequent flier

(FREE-kwent FLY-er) noun. someone who wants a discount or freebie because they purchase controlled substances from the same supplier on a regular basis

Sue: Hey, I want to buy another teener today. Could I have a discount as I am a frequent flier?

Sue: Since I am a frequent flier can I get this at half price?

by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005

massive coronary

(MASS-iv KORE-ah-nair-ee) noun. a Jewish heart attack

Rose: Oy vey! Sylvia, have you heard?
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: It's Eugene. G-d forbid! He has had a massive coronary already.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.
Rose: You're telling me!?
Sylvia: Pooh, pooh, pooh.

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

for later

(fore LAY-ter) noun. term for any amount of food wrapped up in foil or plastic wrap with or without a paper plate and given to one by a Jewish Mother for consumption at some point in the future

Jewish Mother: What? You think I'm trying to poison you already!?
Nebbish: No, I loved your kugel. I ate six helpings.
Jewish Mother: It was five but who's counting. Here let me fix you some for later.
Nebbish: That would be lovely. Thank you.

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

igged

(igd) v. abbreviation for 'ignored'

Dude: I tried to hit on Sue but she igged me and just walked away.
Other Dude: So?

Chat room dude: If you continue using caps and that huge font you're gonna be igged.
Chat room asshole: FUCK YOU BITCH!!
Chat room dude: That's it. Now you're igged.

by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005