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Tom: Whoa dude! Check out that woman over there!
Tim: She's totally fine and all...but I think that those are her children.
Tom: So? Then she's a miltf for sure!
Tim: Want me to babysit?
Tim: She's totally fine and all...but I think that those are her children.
Tom: So? Then she's a miltf for sure!
Tim: Want me to babysit?
by Nedd Ludd December 28, 2005
Get the miltf mug.(igd) v. abbreviation for 'ignored'
Dude: I tried to hit on Sue but she igged me and just walked away.
Other Dude: So?
Chat room dude: If you continue using caps and that huge font you're gonna be igged.
Chat room asshole: FUCK YOU BITCH!!
Chat room dude: That's it. Now you're igged.
Other Dude: So?
Chat room dude: If you continue using caps and that huge font you're gonna be igged.
Chat room asshole: FUCK YOU BITCH!!
Chat room dude: That's it. Now you're igged.
by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005
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Michael: Sue, what's wrong with you? You look like shit today.
Sue: I wuz up all weekend. Now I'm totally shot.
example 2:
You wouldn't have liked New Orleans, and now, after Hurricane Katrina it's shot. You'll never be able to see it for yourself.
example 3:
Sue: Hey, is there any shit left in that bag?
Maryann: No fuck-nose you did it all, it's shot.
Michael: Sue, what's wrong with you? You look like shit today.
Sue: I wuz up all weekend. Now I'm totally shot.
example 2:
You wouldn't have liked New Orleans, and now, after Hurricane Katrina it's shot. You'll never be able to see it for yourself.
example 3:
Sue: Hey, is there any shit left in that bag?
Maryann: No fuck-nose you did it all, it's shot.
by Nedd Ludd September 25, 2005
Get the shot mug.Sue: Wow, check out that fine guy over there.
Sally: The one with the kids?
Sue: Whatever. He is definately a diltf.
Sally: You're right.
Sally: The one with the kids?
Sue: Whatever. He is definately a diltf.
Sally: You're right.
by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005
Get the diltf mug.(KRIS toll dik) adj. the frustrating condition that often occurs with a man's penis when he wants to engage in sex, or masturbate, but his manhood has been rendered useless because it will not become, or stay, erect because he is high on meth
Tod: Hey Ted, what's wrong with your dick tonight? Do you think it will get hard enough to poke my hole?
Ted: I don't know. I think that I might have crystal dick.
Ted: I don't know. I think that I might have crystal dick.
by Nedd Ludd September 1, 2005
Get the crystal dick mug.IUD (eye-you-DEE) n. although it does not yet exist, IUD is an anagram for International Urban Dictionary
Sally: "Gee, I really like the UD. How about you?"
Sue: "I guess, but UD is narrow in scope. It has 99% English words."
Sally: "Shit Sue, you're trippin'.
Sue: "Whatever. I think an IUD would be more inclusive."
Sally: "Shut the fuck up. You're talking nonsense. The editors would never go for it."
Sue: "Fine, I'll start my own then."
Sue: "I guess, but UD is narrow in scope. It has 99% English words."
Sally: "Shit Sue, you're trippin'.
Sue: "Whatever. I think an IUD would be more inclusive."
Sally: "Shut the fuck up. You're talking nonsense. The editors would never go for it."
Sue: "Fine, I'll start my own then."
by Nedd Ludd December 28, 2005
Get the IUD mug.Rose: Oy Gevalt! Sylvia, have you heard the news?
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: Eugene had a massive coronary today.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: Eugene had a massive coronary today.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.
by Nedd Ludd July 20, 2008
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