2 definitions by Ned Stoat
from a distance she could be a young sister but up close she's a ghoulish granny, a classic mutton carved as lamb.
by Ned Stoat December 1, 2013
Don't piss me around you wanker, I know you can't afford to buy my car, you don't even have a pot to piss in.
by Ned Stoat November 29, 2013