32 definitions by Nathan Hulsey

Homo Tard

They're not just super gay or retarted, they're both.
Homosexual + Retard = Homo Tard

God my mother is such a fucking homo tard!

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

aww that's cute

Said when you have no response to something such as "I love you."

"I love you" "Aww that's cute"

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

nipple rub like

When one gay man likes another man, he nipple rub likes him.

Aaron nipple rub likes me.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

boneritus

You have a boner from something...It won't go down!!!

Your sister gives me such boneritus!

by Nathan Hulsey November 3, 2006

pain of a thousand swords

When something hurts so bad, physically or emotionally, it's like being impaled by a thousand swords.

Often times affiliated with Might of Many Kings (physical), and Heart of Many Swellows(Emotional).

It was going to be so cool when I jumped over the roof, but I missed and fell two stories. It hurt like the pain of a thousand swords.

by Nathan Hulsey January 2, 2007

By the time you're 12

When someone does something so bleck that they should have *verb* already.

Keep that shit up and you're gonna die by the time you're 12!

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

total sex

When something is so fucking awesome it's as good or better than sex.

Fucking last night's concert was total sex.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006