nipple rub like

When one gay man likes another man, he nipple rub likes him.

Aaron nipple rub likes me.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

boneritus

You have a boner from something...It won't go down!!!

Your sister gives me such boneritus!

by Nathan Hulsey November 03, 2006

tuna puss

One who's vagina is so disgusting it smells like a dead fish. Often associated with skank cheese.

I went down on her last night and came right back up...killer tuna puss.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

pain of a thousand swords

When something hurts so bad, physically or emotionally, it's like being impaled by a thousand swords.

Often times affiliated with Might of Many Kings (physical), and Heart of Many Swellows(Emotional).

It was going to be so cool when I jumped over the roof, but I missed and fell two stories. It hurt like the pain of a thousand swords.

by Nathan Hulsey January 02, 2007

By the time you're 12

When someone does something so bleck that they should have *verb* already.

Keep that shit up and you're gonna die by the time you're 12!

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

fish puss

A really nasty sweaty vagina that smells so rank it gives you a renob.

God damn she has such a fish puss...I aint hittin' that.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

Clagonasyphaherpalaidcrabwarts

Just about every STD you can get rolled into one fun fuck over!

"You just got tested right...what do you have?"
"I was positive for Clagonasyphaherpalaidcrabwarts"

by Nathan Hulsey November 03, 2006