Nathan Hulsey's definitions

roader

Basically a freeloader; one who always depends on others for anything and never comes prepared.

This is the last time I'm giving you money you roader!

by Nathan Hulsey November 6, 2006

bitchage

First there was rockin', then rockage, then bitchin', and now bitchage. Basically means it's fucking awesome.

"We're going to the concert tomorrow"
"Bitchage!"

by Nathan Hulsey November 2, 2006

butt fuck utah

"Butt Fuck Idaho" "Bum fuck Egypt"
Middle of fucking nowhere
Also the name of a band

Mormans is are from the Butt Fuck Utah state

by Nathan Hulsey November 3, 2006

heart of many swellows

Swellow are very clean and pure. A heart of many swellows is that of the purest and kindest. It can be struck down with the might of many kings, or brought up with a love of life.

"Why is he in charge?!"
"Because he will not mislead us..."
"How the fuck do you know?!"
"He has the heart of many swellows"

by Nathan Hulsey January 3, 2007

Clagonasyphaherpalaidcrabwarts

Just about every STD you can get rolled into one fun fuck over!

"You just got tested right...what do you have?"
"I was positive for Clagonasyphaherpalaidcrabwarts"

by Nathan Hulsey November 2, 2006

forever and a half

Been so long that it seems longer than forever.

My god I haven't seen you in forever and a half!

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

instaphoto

Also known as a Screenshot. By pressing the prt scr button, your computer will copy your current image. Then go into a program, such as paint, and paste the image. Now just save it and you have your instaphoto!

Dude look at my Minesweeper time in this instaphoto!

by Nathan Hulsey November 7, 2006