Nathan Hulsey's definitions

total sex

When something is so fucking awesome it's as good or better than sex.

Fucking last night's concert was total sex.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

favoritist

The retards way of saying most favorite.

Senses Fail is my favoritist band ever.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

adorabible

The "cute" way of saying adorable.

Aww that was so adorabible.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

fuzzy panda

One who is your gf / bf, but you don't love them (yet).

I asked her out last night...she's my fuzzy panda.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

fuzzy panda

One who is your gf / bf, but you don't love them (yet).

I asked her out last night...she's my fuzzy panda.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

pain of a thousand swords

When something hurts so bad, physically or emotionally, it's like being impaled by a thousand swords.

Often times affiliated with Might of Many Kings (physical), and Heart of Many Swellows(Emotional).

It was going to be so cool when I jumped over the roof, but I missed and fell two stories. It hurt like the pain of a thousand swords.

by Nathan Hulsey January 3, 2007

heart of many swellows

Swellow are very clean and pure. A heart of many swellows is that of the purest and kindest. It can be struck down with the might of many kings, or brought up with a love of life.

"Why is he in charge?!"
"Because he will not mislead us..."
"How the fuck do you know?!"
"He has the heart of many swellows"

by Nathan Hulsey January 3, 2007