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did a fergie

Somebody has 'done a fergie' when they piss themselves in public, like Fergie from the black eyed peas did live, on stage in San Diego August 2, 2005.
"Haha! Did you google 'fergie wets pants'? How fucken disgusting!!!!"
by Nastina September 5, 2005
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USweekly

Really fluffy magazine with tons of glossy pictures and tons more of the latest celebrity gossip. Also known for thier 'fashion police' section in the back with famous people wearing the most laughable clothing ever!
"USweekly: one of my favorite guilty pleasures."
by Nastina September 5, 2005
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glamour shots

A place in the mall where ugly girls go to get thier picture taken. Glamour shots has a make-up artists on site to make you up before they take your picture.After the glamour shots treatment, most girls leave with photos making them look like ugly drag queens instead of mere ugly girls.
"OMG, I started laughing when Nicole showed me her glamour shots.I just couldn't keep it in, she really thinks she's cute!"
by Nastina September 5, 2005
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carrie underwood

The 'winner' of season 4 American Idol. She can now be seen warbling on TV 24hours a day as the spokesidiot for Hershey bars in those incessant commercials, which is why I now watch 90% less television.Think Leann Rimes with a third of her talent, drunk, and sleepy, and you get Carrie Underwood.
oh, dear lord, please turn of the television! carrie underwood is making my eyes and ears bleed! ACCCKKKK!!!!
by Nastina September 5, 2005
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Glamour

A great magazine for neo-feminists, with articles on women's issues, fashion, make-up, and celebrity features.Glamour is also known for thier dos & don'ts, where they photogragh people walking down the street to show examples of fashion dos and don'ts.
"Glamour says: wearing head-to-toe leopard print is definitely NOT a do!"
by Nastina September 5, 2005
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that's news to me!

What you say to somebody when they say something completely dumb. Must be said in a really sarcastic, annoying tone.
Phil-"Toni Braxton was born a man! She admitted it on Oprah."
Dave-"WOW! That's news to me!"

Janie-"Bush totally planned 9/11 to make himself look good!"
Pete-"That's news to me!"
by Nastina September 5, 2005
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hide-and-seek

It's a game! You can play with 2 or more players.This is how you play:
First, pick someone to 'seek'.You can do this by flipping a coin if you are playing with only two players. If you are playing with three or more players, everybody will have to mutually decide who will seek,or you can draw straws. Next, the person who is the 'seeker' has to find a corner, cover his eyes, and face the wall and start counting (I recommend counting to 30,but you can also count to 45 or 100 if you want). While the 'seeker' is busy counting, the 'hider(s)' will hide. When the 'seeker' is finished counting, he will commence 'seeking' for the 'hiders'. The winner is the person who is found last in a hide-and-seek game of three or more, and the winner of a two-person game would naturally be the 'hider', no matter what, as he wins basically by default.
Oh, man! You've GOTTA play
hide-and-seek!It's really cool!
by Nastina September 5, 2005
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