by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013
Get the Penismug. Proof that you can take a dump, call it a song, slap some pretty faces on it, and get famous from it.
Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.
Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.
Harry: Come on, Liam, we'll be late!
Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.
*Takes large and painful dump*
Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.
*Takes large and painful dump*
by Name removed by the NSA December 05, 2013
Get the One directionmug. An ancient, long-lost website that once ruled the web thousands of years ago.
To find our current dictator, see facebook
To find our current dictator, see facebook
by Name removed by the NSA December 12, 2013
Get the Myspacemug. 1. What the hell? Dude, look at this red water!
2. If you walk into red water, it will give you a health boost *snicker snicker*
3. I can't come to your party, sorry. The red water's flowing, if you know what I mean..
2. If you walk into red water, it will give you a health boost *snicker snicker*
3. I can't come to your party, sorry. The red water's flowing, if you know what I mean..
by Name removed by the NSA December 17, 2013
Get the Red Watermug. Ewoks are teddy-bear like creatures from Star Wars that live on the planet Endor.
But do not be fooled by their cuteness. These badass little motherfuckers will fuck you up. And just when you think they're done fucking you up, they'll fuck you up again.
There is a reason why you don't see any other animals on Endor; because the Ewoks fucking killed them all. And the ones that they didn't kill are too scared of getting their fucking skins ripped off to show themselves. Nothing on Endor breathes without the Ewoks' permission. Once, they found a Jedi, and they tried to COOK HIM. Then, they encountered an entire legion of the Empire's best troops, and they kicked their asses using nothing but rocks, logs, and a few catapults.
Never mess with an Ewok. They will kill you, and play drums with your FUCKING SKULL. At least, if one of 'em doesn't decide to use it as a HAT.
But do not be fooled by their cuteness. These badass little motherfuckers will fuck you up. And just when you think they're done fucking you up, they'll fuck you up again.
There is a reason why you don't see any other animals on Endor; because the Ewoks fucking killed them all. And the ones that they didn't kill are too scared of getting their fucking skins ripped off to show themselves. Nothing on Endor breathes without the Ewoks' permission. Once, they found a Jedi, and they tried to COOK HIM. Then, they encountered an entire legion of the Empire's best troops, and they kicked their asses using nothing but rocks, logs, and a few catapults.
Never mess with an Ewok. They will kill you, and play drums with your FUCKING SKULL. At least, if one of 'em doesn't decide to use it as a HAT.
by Name removed by the NSA January 03, 2014
Get the Ewoksmug. by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013
Get the Firecrackermug. by Name removed by the NSA December 07, 2013
Get the Urban dictionarymug.