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Nerd

That one unpopular kid in high school that will probably be your boss someday

They call me Nerd... But they'll see.. They'll ALL see!

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everyone on the internet

Either creeps or illiterates, usually both.

Everyone on the internet duz not no how 2 spell.

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Shit

1.Waste expelled from the body through the anus

2.An exclamation, usually of displeasure or fear

3.What you are a piece of for looking this up on the Urban Dictionary

1. Hold up, I need to take a shit

2. Aw, Shit!

3. Say I, spell Map, say Sofa Shit

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The NSA

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Religion

What Atheists bitch about on the internet

Atheist: religion is the biggest lie in the history of humankind *insert rest of shitfest*

Normal person: how about you just let me believe what I want to believe?

Atheist: *mind explodes*

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Red Water

1. Water that happens to be red

2. A Minecraft joke referring to lava

3. A girl's period

1. What the hell? Dude, look at this red water!

2. If you walk into red water, it will give you a health boost *snicker snicker*

3. I can't come to your party, sorry. The red water's flowing, if you know what I mean..

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Atheist

A person who tries to prove the non-existence of an entity that resides outside of the universe using the laws of the universe

There is nothing wrong with being Atheist. This is just my opinion.

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