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hydrochloric acid

something you totally (not) dip your balls in

"You should dip your balls in hydrochloric acid"

"No thanks I don't want to become sterile"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName August 31, 2022

Bone Marrow

What feminazis on Twitter love to mention to "prove" that men are "useless".

Rational human being: Just because men statistically commit more criminal acts doesn't mean that every man is a notorious criminal that deserves to rot in prison, nor does it mean that women have a 0% chance to commit any crimes. Also, if we killed all the men in the world and any baby that comes out as male from this point, humans will eventually go extinct because we wouldn't be able to reproduce, and we would eventually run out of sperm to use for reproduction if people resorted to semen banks to make new babies. (Gets 1.7K Likes)

Twitter "feminist": NO BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW WE DON'T NEED MEN WE CAN REPRODUCE WITH BONE MARROW (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)

Rational human being: Bone marrow babies aren't going to live long enough to be able to continue humanity in a scenario where being male was punished by death. Plus they look creepy, and humanity has much better things to use up Earth's resources on than try and make bone marrow babies live long enough and be able to reproduce. (Gets 1K likes)

Twitter "feminist": L + REPORTED + RATIO + KYS (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)

Rational Human Being: So we're really going to go down that path... Guess it had to be this way. Counter ratio + Reported (Gets 1K Likes)

*Twitter "feminist" gets suspended for 30 Days*

Rational Human Being: Rare Twitter W

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022

Christopher Colombus

Some dude who went to go to Asia another way, but ended up in America.

He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".

"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

AMD

One of the two major CPU makers, the other being Intel.

Intel creates the i69420 814395897487954325975342854235998342895H, the first CPU to run 527 megashits per 49 gigafarts. AMD responsds with the Ryzen 69420 985784328957898734759832485982345349589345899843598324895879198342893, with another whopping 527 megashits per 49 gigafarts, making the competition tighter.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022

Jew

Another word for a Jewish person.

The word "Jew" sounds like a slur, but it isn't.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022

Jesse

A name of English and Dutch origin that apparently means something like "gift". USUALLY used as a boys' name.

Also known as the first name of the Breaking Bad character "Jesse Pinkman".

"Jesse is the manager of this particular Walmart location."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

silicosis

A lung disease that's caused by inhaling large amounts of crystalline silica dust.

Somehow the first thing you get when you search up silicosis on this website is "vaginal silicosis", like WTF?

I diagnose you with silicosis.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022