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Fake Definition

A term defined on Urban Dictionary that has NEVER been used in that way before. It's not rare to see them as the word of the day, unfortunately. Sometimes, they appear as the first thing you see when you look up a term that has an actual meaning that ISN'T whatever the fake definition says, and sometimes, the specific fake definition has many other people defining the same fake definition.

Examples:

1) Sexual "definitions" that "defines" something that is neither inherently sexual nor used in any sort of sexual term (ex: one of the definitions for downloading)

2) "Definitions" for common real life names (ex: Susan)

3) Inside jokes between like 1 or 2 small friend groups
Jack: Yo Brain let's search up our names on UrbDic to see what kind of fake definitions no-lifes there put as the "definitons" for our names.

Brain: Apparently, they put "a cool and chill introvert" under my name

Jack: Cool. I got "a fuckboy who made so many girls (and boys) lose their virginity".
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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Rodrick Heffley

Greg Heffley's older brother. Not the nicest person to Greg, I can't deny that.

Considered by some people to be the most "normal" Heffley in the family.

Oh, and some people on this site seem to be simping for him.
"Rodrick Heffley is basically asking his dad to do his essay for him. There is no way Frank's actually going to-"

*His dad types Rodrick's essay for him*

"Bruh I hate this family sometimes."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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Greg Heffley

The main character of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Considered to basically be a sociopath by some people, but one thing's for certain: He's a massive simp
"Greg Heffley's determination to get girls is unrealistically high. I'd just give up at this point."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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#cutfor

A series of disturbing trends where people cut their arm with razor blades for a celebrity. A particularly infamous example includes #cutforbeiber,
John: I fucking hate #cutfor trends. I hope #cutfor(celebrity's name) is the last #cutfor trend I'll ever have the dishonor of knowing

Mike: Hopefully people stop cutting themselves for causes and instead do something else that doesn't harm them or others.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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Christopher Colombus

Some dude who went to go to Asia another way, but ended up in America.

He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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Andrew Tate

A bald TikTok celebrity (if you can call him that) that acts misogynistic and influences some boys to be misogynistic.
Andy: "Someone on Reddit wrote about some of their freshman students acting misogynistic, and how they haven't witnessed anything like this before Andrew Tate has gotten famous. If it's real, then I don't think it's a coincidence."

Brandon: "I wish Andrew Tate never got famous."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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Adventure Academy

Something the creators of ABCmouse.com made that targets older kids (by older, I mean 8-13)
"Bruh I'm over 13 and I don't have kids stop showing me Adventure Academy ads"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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