MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName's definitions
A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.
People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
Get the Name definitionmug. Searched up "red baron" on urbandictionary, and I got weird shit related to sex and girls' periods. I hate this place.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName May 18, 2022
Get the urbandictionarymug. by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022
Get the Bitter Coleslawmug. "James bought 893249823489234775889432050892347509875843792934875023 planets in some random ass math problem and his sister Carol wants 237432847912838488329 of the planets. How many planets does James have left?"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022
Get the Jamesmug. A YouTuber who gained infamy for making fun of other people's deaths, and unfortunately, that's just his more minor offense.
His more serious offense is calling deep-web-level animal abuse "funny", and when another content creator who talks about terrible YouTubers went in his discord server to confront him, Foodistzen and his fans all sent animal abuse videos in that poor person's DMs.
His more serious offense is calling deep-web-level animal abuse "funny", and when another content creator who talks about terrible YouTubers went in his discord server to confront him, Foodistzen and his fans all sent animal abuse videos in that poor person's DMs.
You know that Foodistzen's fucked up when him making fun of other people's deaths is considered a relatively negligible offense of his. At least Braso (most likely) doesn't find animal abuse funny.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022
Get the Foodistzenmug. A name of English and Dutch origin that apparently means something like "gift". USUALLY used as a boys' name.
Also known as the first name of the Breaking Bad character "Jesse Pinkman".
Also known as the first name of the Breaking Bad character "Jesse Pinkman".
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022
Get the Jessemug. The type of horrible and disgusting "human beings" that are wayyy too common in this world.
Basically "humans" who have committed horrible and vile acts and got away with it.
Basically "humans" who have committed horrible and vile acts and got away with it.
"Bruh this person committed multiple war crimes and they didn't even get a single second inside the confines of any sort of jail or prison. Hearing about Karma Houdinis is straight-up infuriating."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
Get the Karma Houdinimug.