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horse shit

1) Lies

2) Literal horse feces

Synonym of bullshit
1)

YouTube: "We removed the dislike counter to protect small creators"

The astronomical amount of horse shit that thomas has seen here has thrown him into a blind rage

2)

"Horses shit horse shit no shit sherlock"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022
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Greg Heffley

The main character of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Considered to basically be a sociopath by some people, but one thing's for certain: He's a massive simp
"Greg Heffley's determination to get girls is unrealistically high. I'd just give up at this point."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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cutforkookie

A weird and disturbing-ass trend where BTS fans LITERALLY cut their own skin with a razor blade just because they thought Jungkook was dating.

If you're really sensitive to blood and gore, I highly recommend you avoid looking it up.
Jon the intellectual: "What the hell are BTS stans doing? WHY ARE THEY CUTTING THEIR OWN SKIN???"

Grant the other intellectual: "They thought that Jungkook was dating. They wanted him to stay single so badly, they're harming themselves for this man to stop dating. You can find more of this low-life behavior if you search up #cutforkookie on twitter."

Jon the intellectual: "I thought MAPpride and ZOOpride were the lowest Twitter could go. This... is insanity at its finest."
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Dreamsexual

This word can mean two things:

1) Someone who only feels sexual attraction in dreams but rarely/doesn't feel any sexual attraction outside of dreams

2) Someone who is sexually attracted towards the YouTuber "Dream"
Examples of usage:

Definition 1:

A: "I'm coming out as dreamsexual."

B: "I hope you mean that you feel sexual attraction in your dreams but not in reality."

A: "Yeah, that's what I mean."

B: "You should probably call yourself Yumesexual or smth since Dream stans made a sexuality out of Dream and called it 'Dreamsexual'. Don't want you being attacked because of using the wrong word."

A: "Thanks for telling me."

Definition 2:

XxFxckMeDaddyDreamxX: "I'm dreamsexual"

Normal Person: "Judging by your username, you're sexually attracted to Dream."

XxFxckMeDaddyDreamxX: "That's right."

Normal Person: "GET TF OUT OF MY LINE OF SIGHT"
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Ursus

A popular beer brand in Romania. Also part of the scientific names for Polar Bears and Grizzly Bears.
"Wow. I really like Ursus beer. I wonder why it's memed so much..."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 8, 2022
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Porn bot

On YouTube, there are two types of porn bots:

1) The porn bots that replies to popular comments with their oversexualized NSFW pfp

2) The porn bots that just says random gibberish in another language with a malicious link in between the gibberish
"YouTube please do something against these awful porn bots. Having bots like these isn't something to show with pride."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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finger

The thingys on my hand that I have 10 of (in total). They're also useful for typing, as I probably wouldn't be typing this definition without them.

I've also occasionally seen this term used in a sexual manner (especially in a joke involving an exposed pedophile who goes by GuitarHeroStyles)
"I love fingers. I can use them to write shit, type shit, play video games, and do my stupid homework."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022
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