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Perverts

People with abnormal sexual behavior

AKA, lots of people on UrbanDictionary

and teenagers (as stereotyped on the internet)
"These perverts here can't keep their stupid kinks and fetishes to themselves. They always express it by writing down fake sexual definitions on non-sexual terms that no one is going to use in that manner. I really don't know why these 'definitions' aren't taken down yet."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022
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Bugatti

Andrew Tate is probably going to ask you what color is yours

It's a car brand that makes very cool looking cars that are expensive as fuck. It's unlikely you own one right now as you're reading this (not saying it's impossible tho).
"What color is your Bugatti"

"Invisible"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022
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urbandictionary

The perfect place to find perverts putting sexual definitions on non-sexual terms.
Searched up "red baron" on urbandictionary, and I got weird shit related to sex and girls' periods. I hate this place.
mugGet the urbandictionarymug.

Name definition

A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.
People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
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Bitter Coleslaw

An already existing term that sounds like "Better Call Saul"
"Bitter Coleslaw" sounding like "Better Call Saul" has to be an ultra rare coincidence.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022
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James

"James bought 893249823489234775889432050892347509875843792934875023 planets in some random ass math problem and his sister Carol wants 237432847912838488329 of the planets. How many planets does James have left?"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022
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NRA

A VERY controversial organization that is known for trying to allow citizens to bear arms. They've been criticized for trying to ease gun control laws to the point where they become basically non-existent, which has lead to many guns being in the wrong hands, and high amounts of school shootings in America.
"The NRA has done far more than enough to give people rights to guns. Now guns are being put in the wrong hands, and entering an American school feels like stepping in an unstable area that can turn into a f*cking Battle Royale game at any moment. It's super unfortunate that they're extremely powerful in the USA, and that it's going to be difficult to at least reduce mass-shooting events, as long as they're around."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 20, 2022
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