My Name Is Hugh...Mungus's definitions

Mitt Romney

A stupid NEO-CON (NEO-CONS ARE NOT REAL CONSERVATIVES) THAT FLIP FLOPS ON HIS POLICIES MORE THAN ROLLS OF FAT ON ROSIE O'DONNELL RACING TO THE NEAREST ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET

JASON: I LOVED THAT SPEECH THAT MITT ROMNEY GAVE
STAN: ARE YOU DEAF OR STUPID? THE GUY SAID THE OPPOSITE LAST WEEK OF WHAT HE SAID THIS WEEK
JASON: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT
STAN: EVEN IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ALL OF RON PAUL'S POLICIES AT LEAST HE'S BEEN CONSISTENT WITH THEM FOR OVER 30 YEARS, ROMNEY CAN'T EVEN KEEP A POLICY FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 22, 2012

Bobby Heenan

One of the best heel wrestling managers and commentators in the history of professional wrestling

Bobby Heenan was such a great manager

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 30, 2007

Cuck

Originally a term to describe a man who loves watching his wife fuck other another man, or multiple men at the same time, while he just watches and masturbates. Nowadays it's basically a term for a pussy who let's women walk all over him..aka a DOORMAT

Jim: Last week my wife wouldn't let be drink a beer. I only wanted a single pint
Biff: Dave, you're such a cuck. Stand up for yourself for fuck sake

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 12, 2018

Commodore 64

A glorified gaming console that masqueraded as a computer. While it had some computing abilities, it was the gaming as well as the awesome SID chip (made midi files look like crap) that made the system unique

Dave: Commodore 64 was a great computer
Scott: I look at it as more of a gaming console with a keyboard, but still an awesome alternative to the Atari, and even gave the first generation NES a run for it's money in terms of graphics and gameplay.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus May 5, 2010

mental midget

President George W. Bush

George W. Bush is such a mental midget

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus November 2, 2007

Buddy Rogers

The original "Nature Boy" in professional wrestling. A Former champ of both the NWA and WWWF (later WWF, then WWE). Was the first WWWF World Heavyweight Champion. Very much like Ric Flair in terms of style, but Flair has surpassed the original when it comes to recognization.

Buddy Rogers was years before his time
Buddy Rogers was to the 60's what Ric Flair was to the 80's

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 30, 2007

Rapist

A sick freak that is the worst kind of person in the world next to a child molester. Contrary to belief, rape isn't about sex, but about a feeling of control and power over someone (most often a woman) Rapists fall in between child molester (the worst) and terrorist (the third worst) in the top ten SCUMBAGS list

Earl: Hey, Scott, did you hear about Douglas

Scott: No, what about him?

Earl: He was arrested for rape, and plead guilty

Scott: Rapists are worse than terrorists

Earl: Yup, indeed they are.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 1, 2010