My Name Is Hugh...Mungus's definitions

Kelly Divine

A hot pornstar who is known for her gigantic Kim Kardashian like ass, and isn't afraid to take big black cocks up all her holes at the same time

Keith: Wow, who the fuck is that you have as your Windows Wallpaper? Dats An Ass

Pete: That's Kelly Divine. Keith you have to leave now, I'm going to watch her get double stuffed by a couple of lesbians with strapons

Keith: OK, see ya

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 7, 2013

icewine

Not to be confused with Ice Wine which is cheap ass generic wine poured over ice. Icewine is a type of wine that is ONLY made in Canada. It is actually made from taking grapes that are frozen by the first major frost and crushed while still frozen to extract the juices. It is gaining in popularity all over the world, but especially in Canada itself. Icewine generally costs anywhere from 19 dollars Canadian on up depending on the brand and quality of the product.

Joe: You going to drink some cheap Boone's wine tonight
Scott: Hell no, that shit is awful, I'm going to drink some genuine Canadian Icewine

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 27, 2010

billed height and weight

Billed Height and Weight are what pro wrestling feds use to introduce their wrestlers. Most of them are not as tall as they are announced on TV. A lot of them wear heel lifts in their boots to appear as tall as their billing

Kane is billed as being 7 feet tall, but in reality he's only around 6'8". 7 feet and 300 plus pounds are only his billed height and weight.

I saw him standing next to a 7 foot basketball player, and the basketball player was taller.

7 Feet is 7 feet

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 9, 2009

mental midget

President George W. Bush

George W. Bush is such a mental midget

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus November 2, 2007

Rapist

A sick freak that is the worst kind of person in the world next to a child molester. Contrary to belief, rape isn't about sex, but about a feeling of control and power over someone (most often a woman) Rapists fall in between child molester (the worst) and terrorist (the third worst) in the top ten SCUMBAGS list

Earl: Hey, Scott, did you hear about Douglas

Scott: No, what about him?

Earl: He was arrested for rape, and plead guilty

Scott: Rapists are worse than terrorists

Earl: Yup, indeed they are.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 1, 2010

feces

The technical term of shit.

Jim, look some druggie wrote on the wall in his own feces.

Pete, that's gross.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus February 22, 2015

Bobby Heenan

One of the best heel wrestling managers and commentators in the history of professional wrestling

Bobby Heenan was such a great manager

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 30, 2007