Definitions by Muddy Funster

Youth Pastor 

Religious minister, usually in USA, who definitely fucks children and certainly has indecent images of them on his computer

We've caught another paedo guys.
Priest or Pastor this time?
Youth Pastor...
Well the clue's in the name... why do parents let this happen?

Youth Pastor by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023

Pastor 

Religious minister, usually in USA, who probably fucks children or at least has indecent images of them on his computer

We caught another paedophile guys.

Pastor or Priest this time?
Pastor.

Pastor by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023

Verniggular 

1. Any word that black people use (but probably shouldn't) to describe another black person that non-black people should definitely not use - e.g. nigga, niglet, etc
2. Any word that SJWs assume is a racist slur because it includes 'nig' in it, but isn't - e.g. niggle (mild but persistent annoyance), niggard (miserly person), or Nigel (pretty much the whitest name a bloke can have)

Did you hear that Bob got canned for racism because he told the boss he had a niggling back pain?
Was that Backpain Bob, or Robbie the Racist?
What do you think?
Shit man, Bob was cool. Boss has his verniggular all wrong. My man Graf Nigel can probably hook him up with another job though.
'Graf' Nigel?
Yeah, poor guy kept getting a beatdown halfway through tagging his name, so not the full 'Graffiti'

Verniggular by Muddy Funster June 2, 2023

Trump 

1. v. to fart
2. v. to out do, especially in card games
3. n. 46th best US president
4. n. 8,973,286,932nd best human being alive today

That massive fartI did the other day that cleared out the room? Still more likable than Donald Trump

Trump by Muddy Funster April 14, 2022

Bollingbrooks 

Testicles. Can be used anywhere you'd use bollocks if you want to sound vaguely Elizabethan.

Will, thou don't half talk a load of old bollingbrooks.

Bollingbrooks by Muddy Funster December 10, 2020

Spalad

Potato Salad

from Spud (Potato) + Salad

What would you like for lunch my dear?
Oh, just some quiche and a bit of spalad will be fine, thanks.

Spalad by Muddy Funster July 22, 2020

Trump 

Fart, break wind, toot, expel flatus.

Not even the stupidest thing about The Donald

All those Brussels Sprouts are gonna make me trump my taint off

Trump by Muddy Funster August 1, 2019