Mark took a sip of the boutique whiskey and declared, "This is the most distilliant malt I've yet tasted!".
by Mr_Shifty November 14, 2013
by Mr_Shifty June 03, 2011
A very fast form of ground warfare supported by strategic air strikes that results in grief for all involved, even if victory is achieved. See also: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
After the blitzgrief in Iraq, the people in the US and the people in Iraq were all upset about the outcome.
by Mr_Shifty August 25, 2009
Having ruined an otherwise great product with pointless restrictions and obvious concessions to third parties.
Microsoft really Zuned the Xbox One by region coding games and requiring an Internet connection in order for the console to check in every 24 hours.
by Mr_Shifty June 11, 2013
The act of saying something absurd when someone enters a room so as to make them think that you're discussing something very bizarre.
When Pat came into the room, Joe engaged in punchlining him when he said out of nowhere "and that's the last time I ever set a penguin on fire in my bathroom!".
by Mr_Shifty November 12, 2008
In 1942, angry Nazi ranting was measured at an unprecedented level of 120 degrees Fahrenheil, whereas in 1947, this amount had decreased to a calm, cool 68 degrees Fahrenheil.
by Mr_Shifty August 02, 2011
by Mr_Shifty December 01, 2008