Definitions by Mr_Shifty
Passhole
A person who doesn't pass you in a timely fashion on the interstate, or comes up on you like they're going to pass you, but is inconsistent in their speed so that you can't get around other traffic.
I was about to pass this semi truck but I was blocked in the left lane by a very persistent passhole that caused me to put on my brakes.
Synchronidiot
A stupid driver who subconsciously always matches the speed of anybody driving in the lane next to them.
I tried to pass the guy who was driving slowly, but as I caught up to him, he turned out to be a synchronidiot, and I had to speed up to get around him.
Synchronidiot by Mr_Shifty June 17, 2016
distilliant
Mark took a sip of the boutique whiskey and declared, "This is the most distilliant malt I've yet tasted!".
distilliant by Mr_Shifty November 13, 2013
Zuned
Having ruined an otherwise great product with pointless restrictions and obvious concessions to third parties.
Microsoft really Zuned the Xbox One by region coding games and requiring an Internet connection in order for the console to check in every 24 hours.
Defaulty
I tried using Ubuntu's Unity desktop, but I discovered right after installing it that it's defaulty.
Fahrenheil
In 1942, angry Nazi ranting was measured at an unprecedented level of 120 degrees Fahrenheil, whereas in 1947, this amount had decreased to a calm, cool 68 degrees Fahrenheil.
Fahrenheil by Mr_Shifty August 2, 2011