Sarcopath

A word used to describe someone who is clinically sarcastic.

Be careful what you say to Pete... he's a complete sarcopath.

by Mr_Shifty December 09, 2008

distilliant

An adjective used to describe a particularly brilliant distilled beverage.

Mark took a sip of the boutique whiskey and declared, "This is the most distilliant malt I've yet tasted!".

by Mr_Shifty November 13, 2013

Synchronidiot

A stupid driver who subconsciously always matches the speed of anybody driving in the lane next to them.

I tried to pass the guy who was driving slowly, but as I caught up to him, he turned out to be a synchronidiot, and I had to speed up to get around him.

by Mr_Shifty June 17, 2016

Punchlining

The act of saying something absurd when someone enters a room so as to make them think that you're discussing something very bizarre.

When Pat came into the room, Joe engaged in punchlining him when he said out of nowhere "and that's the last time I ever set a penguin on fire in my bathroom!".

by Mr_Shifty March 29, 2009

Fahrenheil

A logarithmic scale used to measure the angry ranting of Nazis globally.

In 1942, angry Nazi ranting was measured at an unprecedented level of 120 degrees Fahrenheil, whereas in 1947, this amount had decreased to a calm, cool 68 degrees Fahrenheil.

by Mr_Shifty August 02, 2011

Faceblam

Like a facepalm, but something so mind-numbingly stupid that it results in violently slamming one's face into a hard, flat object in frustration.

Seriously? They're going to raise the debt ceiling? *FACEBLAM*

by Mr_Shifty July 01, 2011

Passhole

A person who doesn't pass you in a timely fashion on the interstate, or comes up on you like they're going to pass you, but is inconsistent in their speed so that you can't get around other traffic.

I was about to pass this semi truck but I was blocked in the left lane by a very persistent passhole that caused me to put on my brakes.

by Mr_Shifty February 16, 2018