Mr_Shifty's definitions

Blitzgrief

A very fast form of ground warfare supported by strategic air strikes that results in grief for all involved, even if victory is achieved. See also: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

After the blitzgrief in Iraq, the people in the US and the people in Iraq were all upset about the outcome.

by Mr_Shifty August 25, 2009

webt

A large amount of money owed to an Internet entity.

Catrina was unable to get a car loan due to her large Amazon webt.

by Mr_Shifty November 12, 2010

Punchlining

The act of saying something absurd when someone enters a room so as to make them think that you're discussing something very bizarre.

When Pat came into the room, Joe engaged in punchlining him when he said out of nowhere "and that's the last time I ever set a penguin on fire in my bathroom!".

by Mr_Shifty March 29, 2009

Sarcopath

A word used to describe someone who is clinically sarcastic.

Be careful what you say to Pete... he's a complete sarcopath.

by Mr_Shifty December 9, 2008

Defaulty

When the out-of-the-box settings for something are flawed to the point of being broken.

I tried using Ubuntu's Unity desktop, but I discovered right after installing it that it's defaulty.

by Mr_Shifty May 9, 2013

Zuned

Having ruined an otherwise great product with pointless restrictions and obvious concessions to third parties.

Microsoft really Zuned the Xbox One by region coding games and requiring an Internet connection in order for the console to check in every 24 hours.

by Mr_Shifty June 11, 2013

distilliant

An adjective used to describe a particularly brilliant distilled beverage.

Mark took a sip of the boutique whiskey and declared, "This is the most distilliant malt I've yet tasted!".

by Mr_Shifty November 13, 2013