Mr_Shifty's definitions

Sarcopath

A word used to describe someone who is clinically sarcastic.

Be careful what you say to Pete... he's a complete sarcopath.

by Mr_Shifty December 9, 2008

Blitzgrief

A very fast form of ground warfare supported by strategic air strikes that results in grief for all involved, even if victory is achieved. See also: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

After the blitzgrief in Iraq, the people in the US and the people in Iraq were all upset about the outcome.

by Mr_Shifty August 25, 2009

busey

Engaged in so much high-stress, fast paced activity that one is going completely batshit nuts.

Kyle didn't show up for lunch today because he was extremely busey at work and was going insane.

by Mr_Shifty November 14, 2011

Fahrenheil

A logarithmic scale used to measure the angry ranting of Nazis globally.

In 1942, angry Nazi ranting was measured at an unprecedented level of 120 degrees Fahrenheil, whereas in 1947, this amount had decreased to a calm, cool 68 degrees Fahrenheil.

by Mr_Shifty August 2, 2011

Synchronidiot

A stupid driver who subconsciously always matches the speed of anybody driving in the lane next to them.

I tried to pass the guy who was driving slowly, but as I caught up to him, he turned out to be a synchronidiot, and I had to speed up to get around him.

by Mr_Shifty June 17, 2016

distilliant

An adjective used to describe a particularly brilliant distilled beverage.

Mark took a sip of the boutique whiskey and declared, "This is the most distilliant malt I've yet tasted!".

by Mr_Shifty November 13, 2013

Passhole

A person who doesn't pass you in a timely fashion on the interstate, or comes up on you like they're going to pass you, but is inconsistent in their speed so that you can't get around other traffic.

I was about to pass this semi truck but I was blocked in the left lane by a very persistent passhole that caused me to put on my brakes.

by Mr_Shifty February 16, 2018