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John: I got with Jane last night.
Chad: Who, the fat bitch from that club?
John: Yeah.
Chad: YSM!!!!
Chad: Who, the fat bitch from that club?
John: Yeah.
Chad: YSM!!!!
by MrKapper November 28, 2005
Get the YSM mug.In the game CounterStrike:Source, the term para may refer to either
a) The M249 Machine Gun, also known as "Para," this gun is fantastic for support fire but pretty useless over long range, or-
b) With allusion to parachuting or paratrooping; the act of jumping in front of an opponent then showering him with bullets as you descend. Usually a desperate last resort tactic used when surprised or sprung, but can be used as an offence on some occasions, for example during a seige - "para" can be used to surprise and deter enemy frontmen, allowing your team to advance. In this instance you are essentially a kamikaze and are sacrificing yourself for the good of your team. Best guns for "para" are p90, mac10, mp5 and of course the eponymous m249 para.
a) The M249 Machine Gun, also known as "Para," this gun is fantastic for support fire but pretty useless over long range, or-
b) With allusion to parachuting or paratrooping; the act of jumping in front of an opponent then showering him with bullets as you descend. Usually a desperate last resort tactic used when surprised or sprung, but can be used as an offence on some occasions, for example during a seige - "para" can be used to surprise and deter enemy frontmen, allowing your team to advance. In this instance you are essentially a kamikaze and are sacrificing yourself for the good of your team. Best guns for "para" are p90, mac10, mp5 and of course the eponymous m249 para.
1: Dude, para sucks, you got me with a mac10.
2:
(Player breaks seige on base by performing "para" with mac10, headshotting 2 players then dying. His team finishes off the assailants.)
Player: hell yeah, PARA!!
Player2: lol yeah nice para
Player3: fuk off noob
2:
(Player breaks seige on base by performing "para" with mac10, headshotting 2 players then dying. His team finishes off the assailants.)
Player: hell yeah, PARA!!
Player2: lol yeah nice para
Player3: fuk off noob
by MrKapper June 30, 2007
Get the para mug.An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.
Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.
Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".
To have a roo loose in the top paddock:
After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.
After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.
by MrKapper July 10, 2006
Get the to have a roo loose in the top paddock mug.An Australian colloquialism; to be in a state of confusion.
Often used in a threatening or otherwise negative context.
Often used in a threatening or otherwise negative context.
To not know whether one is Arthur or Martha
If that bloke goes anywhere near my girl, I'll bash him so hard he won't know if he's Arthur or Martha!
If that bloke goes anywhere near my girl, I'll bash him so hard he won't know if he's Arthur or Martha!
by MrKapper July 9, 2006
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A penis freshly removed from an anus, either male or female. Derived from imagery all too obvious to require explanation here.
v.
To insert said choc knob into the mouth of sodomised partner; hence said partner is "choc-knobbed".
A penis freshly removed from an anus, either male or female. Derived from imagery all too obvious to require explanation here.
v.
To insert said choc knob into the mouth of sodomised partner; hence said partner is "choc-knobbed".
1: "Oh gross, wash that thing before you put it in my mouth!"
2: (inserts into mouth) "Choc knob, bitch."
2: (inserts into mouth) "Choc knob, bitch."
by MrKapper July 11, 2006
Get the choc knob mug.noun: a platform for sitting on. Usually consists of hard, sturdy legs and a cushioned platform with lumbar support.
verb: To use a chair (see above) to deliver a beating or severely hurt someone. Usually, threats involving chairs are used by wannabe gangsters as a means to intimidate others.
verb: To use a chair (see above) to deliver a beating or severely hurt someone. Usually, threats involving chairs are used by wannabe gangsters as a means to intimidate others.
noun:
What a comfy chair...I could play CS on this all day...
verb:
1: What the **** are you looking at?
2: (begins explaining that he means no harm, tries to calm (1) down)
1: SHUT UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA!
2: Ok.
1: NAH, SHUT THE **** UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA RIGHT NOW!
What a comfy chair...I could play CS on this all day...
verb:
1: What the **** are you looking at?
2: (begins explaining that he means no harm, tries to calm (1) down)
1: SHUT UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA!
2: Ok.
1: NAH, SHUT THE **** UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA RIGHT NOW!
by MrKapper June 30, 2007
Get the chair mug.1. Four words of the NATO Phonetic Alphabet which, when read in that order, spell out the ever-popular four letter expletive, FUCK.
2. A 2005 hit single by The Bloodhound Gang. Attains two things - (i) the outright bastardization of the phonetic alphabet and (ii) the invention of a number of creative ways to describe the noble art of 'fucking'. For most listeners, this is their first subjection to the wonders of the NATO alphabet.
3. Phonetic combination used by Flight Simulator 2002 nerds to personalise their aircraft; thus the word 'FUCK' spells itself on the aircraft's tail.
2. A 2005 hit single by The Bloodhound Gang. Attains two things - (i) the outright bastardization of the phonetic alphabet and (ii) the invention of a number of creative ways to describe the noble art of 'fucking'. For most listeners, this is their first subjection to the wonders of the NATO alphabet.
3. Phonetic combination used by Flight Simulator 2002 nerds to personalise their aircraft; thus the word 'FUCK' spells itself on the aircraft's tail.
1: Tank: Come in, base, this is Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo!
Base: Yeah? Fuck you, too.
2: Chris: So, whats ya favourite song at the moment?
Mary: FUCK
Chris: What?
Mary: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, dummy.
Chris: Does that spell fuck?
Mary: Oh, sorry, I forgot you had an IQ of 80. My bad.
3: Tom: OMGZ, my Learjet's tail says "FUCK"!!
Harry: Wow, wish I were that witty.....
Base: Yeah? Fuck you, too.
2: Chris: So, whats ya favourite song at the moment?
Mary: FUCK
Chris: What?
Mary: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, dummy.
Chris: Does that spell fuck?
Mary: Oh, sorry, I forgot you had an IQ of 80. My bad.
3: Tom: OMGZ, my Learjet's tail says "FUCK"!!
Harry: Wow, wish I were that witty.....
by MrKapper December 26, 2005
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