Mr. T's definitions

Cnacer

Cnacer is a disease that makes you auto cum if you even touch your wang

She bumped into me in the hallway, and I came all over myself

by Mr. T July 16, 2004

f.o.b

Fresh Off The Boat (immigrant)
Australian colloquialism usually used in reference to Pacific Islanders.

Tongans, Samoans etc.

by Mr. T December 12, 2004

White trash

Sean coombs and Ronnie H

i think they are gay together.....with scottie snow

by Mr. T March 10, 2005

supercalifragilisticexpalidocious

used when talking about girls named thea

thea is supercalifragilisticexpalidocious

by Mr. T April 3, 2005

derivative

1. In calculus, the slope of a function at a point. It is found by taking the limit of (f(x + h) - f(x)) / ((x + h) - x) where h (also seen as delta x) approaches 0.

Notations for a derivative include dy/dx and f'(x) (f prime of x)

2. The mathematical incarnation of Satan Himself

1.
f(x) = 3x^3 - 4x^2 + 2x -6 //function
f'(x) = 9x^2 - 8x + 2 //first derivative
f''(x) = 18x - 8 //second derivative
f'''(x) = 18 //third derivative

2. Teacher: Today, we're going to do derivatives
Math book, as ceiling clouds over and turns red: MAY THE DEMONIC ARMIES OF HELL MARCH ACROSS YOUR MORTAL PLANE, CREATION CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION AND DRINKING THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT AND-
Math teacher: Change of plans! We're going to rock out to Zeppelin and have a LAN party on the school's sweet new laptops for the next hour!
Students: Hooray!

by Mr. T March 28, 2004

Big Ten funk

A Big Ten funk is when an Illini loses touch with his trademark contributions for a minimum of two games.

With the exception of guard Deron Williams, all of the Illini's starters and their sixth man have experienced a Big Ten funk this season.

by Mr. T March 5, 2004

fuckall greenlight

When your partner doesn't care if you have sex with other people.

Mary gave Eric the fuckall greenlight, so now he's screwing Louise

by Mr. T January 27, 2005