Mr. T's definitions

death metal

Death metal is a relitively younge gendre of music, but it has been plaqued by controversy throughout it's entire life. Death metal is characterised by it's gutteral vocal assault, jinsane double bass drumming and heavily distorted and detuned guitars. Death metal can be painfully stupid and cliché (Cannibal Corpse, Deicide) to stunningly complex and rousing (Meshuggah, Opeth, Satrycon. Ultimatly it's all music and deserves it's repect. People often associate death metal with poor musicainship and juvinile lyric themes, although some bands adhere to this formula it's not always the case as with any gendre of music. Death metal takes loads of talent to perform, and most of it shoots right over the casual listener's head. The lyrical themes in death metal can seem one-dimenional but reads some lyrics and you'll be astonished (try Napalm Death) How the gendre got it's name can be daebated but I think it got it's name from the Venom album (Black Metal)

Good death metal/grindcore bands include Vintersorg, Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, Napalm Death, Carcass, Opeth, Meshuggah, Athiest, Death, Bathory, Marduk, Burzum.

Dude, Deicide played in a gig with Blink182 and Deicide totally kicked thier asses.

Death metal sucks, I'm gonna go listen to "Barbie Girl"

I listen to Napalm Death and Charles Mingus, because I love well-written and composed music.

by Mr. T December 15, 2003

Ruby Wong

One who is a booby and has an ear piercing scream, and works below minimum wage at her family store called "Global Homeware". Feeds on kittens, alwayts wanting to spend money at some store called "Jacob", or "American Eagle". Drinks lots and lots of milk. No not that kind, you sicko.

"LMAO OMFG HAHAHAH JANET OMG AHAHAHAHAH OMG THE OC"
"I don't want relationship. I JUST WANT BANGBANGBANG"
"like omgaw"

by Mr. T February 21, 2005

Metal

See death metal

Kick-ass gendre that doesn't exist today (for the most part)

Hatebreed is the new Slayer.

Dude that St. Anger album sucked all the balls in teh record store.

Mainstream sucks, let's listen to some Liquid Tension Experiment.

by Mr. T December 15, 2003

faux pas

1.) a social blunder
2.) a socially awkward of tactless act

blooper error blub gaffe misconduct mistake pratfall

by Mr. T May 13, 2005

Hedgecock

-A mind altering substance that causes users massive diarrhea, hallucinations, the condition known as elephantitis, and an unquenchable thirst for gay sex.

Taking hedgecock will seriously mess you up!

by Mr. T September 28, 2004

scooby doobie doo

a dog with the word doobie in his name

hey scooby DOOBIE doo! where are you?

by Mr. T February 13, 2004

cunterfuck

Someone who is an annoying son of a bitch.

John is a cunterfuck.

by Mr. T May 5, 2004