Mr. T's definitions

Big Ten funk

A Big Ten funk is when an Illini loses touch with his trademark contributions for a minimum of two games.

With the exception of guard Deron Williams, all of the Illini's starters and their sixth man have experienced a Big Ten funk this season.

by Mr. T March 5, 2004

Cnacer

Cnacer is a disease that makes you auto cum if you even touch your wang

She bumped into me in the hallway, and I came all over myself

by Mr. T July 16, 2004

cunterfuck

Someone who is an annoying son of a bitch.

John is a cunterfuck.

by Mr. T May 5, 2004

Hedgecock

-A mind altering substance that causes users massive diarrhea, hallucinations, the condition known as elephantitis, and an unquenchable thirst for gay sex.

Taking hedgecock will seriously mess you up!

by Mr. T September 28, 2004

scooby doobie doo

a dog with the word doobie in his name

hey scooby DOOBIE doo! where are you?

by Mr. T February 13, 2004

fuckall greenlight

When your partner doesn't care if you have sex with other people.

Mary gave Eric the fuckall greenlight, so now he's screwing Louise

by Mr. T January 27, 2005

f.o.b

Fresh Off The Boat (immigrant)
Australian colloquialism usually used in reference to Pacific Islanders.

Tongans, Samoans etc.

by Mr. T December 12, 2004