Mr. T's definitions

Hedgecock

-A mind altering substance that causes users massive diarrhea, hallucinations, the condition known as elephantitis, and an unquenchable thirst for gay sex.

Taking hedgecock will seriously mess you up!

by Mr. T September 28, 2004

mtv

A "music" channel that is often associated with seeling out, pop culture, killin the poor etc..

A hipper, yet completly different discovery channel

Mtv get off the air

Man I listened to MTV once and I was impotent for 50 years

I love the cock.....

(mtv)

by Mr. T December 15, 2003

Cnacer

Cnacer is a disease that makes you auto cum if you even touch your wang

She bumped into me in the hallway, and I came all over myself

by Mr. T July 16, 2004

SASS

An Ottawa gang usually found on the southside, consist of broke Arabs who roam common areas in large groups. Members of 'SASS' enjoy past times of jumping, beefing and robbing random middle schoolers with no connections to the streets. Also known as a 'filthy rat' you will never find a member of 'SASS" alone as their very limited strength comes within the size of their group.

Person 1; Yo I think I saw SASS in Overbrook
Person 2; No way man they would never step in the east, they're too pussy

by Mr. T September 14, 2019

illiterate

Jamie Wright.

Jamie says:
your a fucknut

Jamie says:
your the first one

by Mr. T February 21, 2004

Metal

See death metal

Kick-ass gendre that doesn't exist today (for the most part)

Hatebreed is the new Slayer.

Dude that St. Anger album sucked all the balls in teh record store.

Mainstream sucks, let's listen to some Liquid Tension Experiment.

by Mr. T December 15, 2003

Ruby Wong

One who is a booby and has an ear piercing scream, and works below minimum wage at her family store called "Global Homeware". Feeds on kittens, alwayts wanting to spend money at some store called "Jacob", or "American Eagle". Drinks lots and lots of milk. No not that kind, you sicko.

"LMAO OMFG HAHAHAH JANET OMG AHAHAHAHAH OMG THE OC"
"I don't want relationship. I JUST WANT BANGBANGBANG"
"like omgaw"

by Mr. T February 21, 2005