Mr. T's definitions

Ruby Wong

One who is a booby and has an ear piercing scream, and works below minimum wage at her family store called "Global Homeware". Feeds on kittens, alwayts wanting to spend money at some store called "Jacob", or "American Eagle". Drinks lots and lots of milk. No not that kind, you sicko.

"LMAO OMFG HAHAHAH JANET OMG AHAHAHAHAH OMG THE OC"
"I don't want relationship. I JUST WANT BANGBANGBANG"
"like omgaw"

by Mr. T February 21, 2005

shizzle my nizzle

Once upon a time there was a man called bob. Now bob liked his occasional bud, one day he ran out. Geoff happened to be with him at the time. Bob said "fo' shizzle my nizzle", Geoff ran to the local chemists and fetched Bob some more bud. Well..mary didnt like the fact that geoff went, she had longed to go to the local chemists, but never had the chance. So while Bob weren't looking she spade Geoff over the head and dragged his body 2 miles to nearest graveyard, and buried him. When Bob said "fo' shizzle my nizzle" the next day, he was expecting Geoff. There was no sign of Geoff, so he said it louder, still no sign. All of a sudden Mary came running back from the local whore house and said "ill go!!". She ran and ran and ran until....she got trampled over by en elephant. Bob never did get any more bud after that, and if you listen you can still hear his ghost shouting "fo' shizzle my nizzle".

Bob: fo' shizzle my nizzle
Geoff: (no answer)
Mary: (no answer)

by Mr. T October 20, 2004

death metal

Death metal is a relitively younge gendre of music, but it has been plaqued by controversy throughout it's entire life. Death metal is characterised by it's gutteral vocal assault, jinsane double bass drumming and heavily distorted and detuned guitars. Death metal can be painfully stupid and cliché (Cannibal Corpse, Deicide) to stunningly complex and rousing (Meshuggah, Opeth, Satrycon. Ultimatly it's all music and deserves it's repect. People often associate death metal with poor musicainship and juvinile lyric themes, although some bands adhere to this formula it's not always the case as with any gendre of music. Death metal takes loads of talent to perform, and most of it shoots right over the casual listener's head. The lyrical themes in death metal can seem one-dimenional but reads some lyrics and you'll be astonished (try Napalm Death) How the gendre got it's name can be daebated but I think it got it's name from the Venom album (Black Metal)

Good death metal/grindcore bands include Vintersorg, Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, Napalm Death, Carcass, Opeth, Meshuggah, Athiest, Death, Bathory, Marduk, Burzum.

Dude, Deicide played in a gig with Blink182 and Deicide totally kicked thier asses.

Death metal sucks, I'm gonna go listen to "Barbie Girl"

I listen to Napalm Death and Charles Mingus, because I love well-written and composed music.

by Mr. T December 15, 2003

fuckall greenlight

When your partner doesn't care if you have sex with other people.

Mary gave Eric the fuckall greenlight, so now he's screwing Louise

by Mr. T January 27, 2005

Progressive Rock

Greatly under-aprreciated form of art. Adds elements of jazz, classical and avant-grade forms of music to come up with something new and original.

Dude that Yes band kicks immeasurable amounts of ass.

Dream Theatre are gods.

Frank Zappa is one fo the few musical genious' of our time.

by Mr. T December 15, 2003

scooby doobie doo

a dog with the word doobie in his name

hey scooby DOOBIE doo! where are you?

by Mr. T February 13, 2004

f.o.b

Fresh Off The Boat (immigrant)
Australian colloquialism usually used in reference to Pacific Islanders.

Tongans, Samoans etc.

by Mr. T December 12, 2004