6 definitions by Mr. Peyote
Person 1 "Is that the song Footloose I hear?"
Person 2 " Get out of my room! Don't you knock?"
Person 1 " Oh my god! You were mozzling the toff weren't you?"
Person 2 " What I do on Wednesday afternoons is my business."
Person 2 " Get out of my room! Don't you knock?"
Person 1 " Oh my god! You were mozzling the toff weren't you?"
Person 2 " What I do on Wednesday afternoons is my business."
by Mr. Peyote March 5, 2011
Any martial arts deriving from Asia
Asian 1 " Just leave me alone!"
Group of rednecks " Not until you open your eyes like a normal person!"
Asian 1 "Please I don't want any trouble"
Rednecks "Well you got some" (Redneck Punches)\
(Asian blocks, and round kicks him, knocking him out cold)
Redneck 1 "Shit! Crazy bitch knows chink fighting!"
Redneck 2 " I'm going back to the pickup truck!"
Group of rednecks " Not until you open your eyes like a normal person!"
Asian 1 "Please I don't want any trouble"
Rednecks "Well you got some" (Redneck Punches)\
(Asian blocks, and round kicks him, knocking him out cold)
Redneck 1 "Shit! Crazy bitch knows chink fighting!"
Redneck 2 " I'm going back to the pickup truck!"
by Mr. Peyote March 5, 2011
Person 1: "Help! Help!"
Person 2: "What's going on in there?"
Person 1: " There's a Savage Ghost whos shimmershamming and opening the yak all over the place
Person 2: "What's going on in there?"
Person 1: " There's a Savage Ghost whos shimmershamming and opening the yak all over the place
by Mr. Peyote March 28, 2011
Doing the devil's work
Dad " Hiya son! Whatcha Doing?"
Son " I'm doing Geometry! "
Dad " Why you little shit... this is a christian family! That's it! Your getting crucified!
Son " I'm doing Geometry! "
Dad " Why you little shit... this is a christian family! That's it! Your getting crucified!
by Mr. Peyote March 5, 2011
Redneck 1 "I ain't gonna payin' for no abortion! C'mon honey, lets plunge the sponge!"
Redneck 2 "your too fucking drunk to drive, let alone this shit!"
Redneck 1 (Chainsaw revs) "bend over bitch!"
Redneck 2 "your too fucking drunk to drive, let alone this shit!"
Redneck 1 (Chainsaw revs) "bend over bitch!"
by Mr. Peyote March 5, 2011
Wrestler 1 " Hey, I think someone's poking me!"
Wrestler 2 " I think it's just your imagination."
Wrestler 1 (turns around) "NO IT'S NOT! YOU HAVE A faggy shaggy!!!!"
Wrestler 2 " Look, I can explain this..."
Wrestler 3 " There's nothing to explain you got a faggy shaggy!"
Wrestler 2 (running out of shower, crying) "What gives you the right to judge me?!?"
Wrestler 2 " I think it's just your imagination."
Wrestler 1 (turns around) "NO IT'S NOT! YOU HAVE A faggy shaggy!!!!"
Wrestler 2 " Look, I can explain this..."
Wrestler 3 " There's nothing to explain you got a faggy shaggy!"
Wrestler 2 (running out of shower, crying) "What gives you the right to judge me?!?"
by Mr. Peyote March 5, 2011