Definitions by Mr. Ownage

Swoosh 

The noise a china-man makes at a Golf Course in Australia when he can't hit the ball.

Monya, raararrar (untellable Chinese jibberish).....
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SWOOSH!
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MONGA!!!!

Swoosh by Mr. Ownage July 17, 2004

embarrassment 

When you run into a wall with a boner and break your nose.

Aww, I just broke my nose, I ran into a wall while having an erection, at least Tiny Tim down there is ok !

embarrassment by Mr. Ownage July 8, 2004

Heavy Metal 

The most fucking hardcore music ever.

If you don't listen to Heavy Metal, get fucked, die, and burn.

Person #1:Jimmy, im gonna go listen to MetallicA, and start doing some headbanging shit

Person #2: Rock on !! \m/

Heavy Metal by Mr. Ownage June 17, 2004

St. Anger 

The worst Metallica album to date. There should have been solos by Kirk, and Lars.

Mix of Nu-Metal with Heavy Metal, which sounded really crap.

Even though im a hardcore Metallica fan, i'll always say St. Anger sucked balls.

Hey Jimmy. Wanna go to the Metallica concert? They're doing the "Madly in Anger with You" tour.

Fuck off wanker ! St. Anger blew ! I'll go if they're playing good music like Dyers Eve and Sad But True !

St. Anger by Mr. Ownage June 16, 2004

guardian of doom 

Your masterful lord. Seen in the online game Planetside. Frequently misspelled as 'gaurdian of doom'

you got owned by the Guardian of Doom

guardian of doom by mr. ownage June 4, 2004

YA MUM 

Commonly used when someone bags you and you can't think of anything to come back with!

Joe: G'day Bob, hows it hangin'?
Bob: Ya mum's hangin?
Joe: Ya Fat!
Bob: Ya Mum's Fat!
Joe: What did I do to do?
Bob: Ya Mum did something to you!

"Joe has logged out."

YA MUM by Mr. Ownage April 6, 2004

Jock Strap 

Jock Starp, often meaning complete idiot!

Man, look at that Jock Strap trying to hit on those chicks!

Jock Strap by Mr. Ownage April 6, 2004