2 definitions by Mr. Breadmond

Edgy Kid

A socially inept dipshit (usually around the age of 10 to 16) that tries too hard to be cool by either offending everybody or sounding dark, emo, or nihilistic . You can spot these fucking losers watching Leafyishere, listening to Vaporwave, saying "kys" or "drink bleach," claiming how they want to kill themselves, sucking off Adolf Hitler and Nazism, being a neo Nazi thinking it makes them cool, and looking at iFunny while sitting on the bleachers in gym class alone.

Edgy kids are the new cancer of the internet.

by Mr. Breadmond May 21, 2020

Smike

British slang for smoke, smoking, a cigarette, etc.

"Oi bruv, you wanna have a smike?"

by Mr. Breadmond October 6, 2021