Mr H20's definitions
Aka: weeds
A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.
Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.
Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.
Plant lives matter!
A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.
Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.
Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.
Plant lives matter!
"Those guardian plants are not as pretty as my roses, but I know they will help the bushes grow stronger by providing them with shade."
"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"
"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"
"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"
"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"
"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
by Mr H20 September 4, 2022
Get the guardian plantsmug. "I had a fight with my partner, so I let the beach just hug-eye me all afternoon."
"Work was shit, a real fucked day, but when I got home, my garden gave me the ol' hug-eye, then I was sweet."
"That donut has been hug-eying me all day, it's hard to resist, but my boss has been giving me shit about kpi's all week."
"She's been passed for many years now, but the picture of her smiling beside my bed still gives me a hug-eye when I wake up, and before I go to sleep."
"Work was shit, a real fucked day, but when I got home, my garden gave me the ol' hug-eye, then I was sweet."
"That donut has been hug-eying me all day, it's hard to resist, but my boss has been giving me shit about kpi's all week."
"She's been passed for many years now, but the picture of her smiling beside my bed still gives me a hug-eye when I wake up, and before I go to sleep."
by Mr H20 August 25, 2022
Get the hug-eyemug. A still and placid insect (or other) that causes minimal disturbance whilst it finds any part of a tree to hug* with its tiny feet, arms, or other. Eg: a cicada
*bugs, not drugs 🤣
*bugs, not drugs 🤣
"These chi-huggers could put hippies to shame. They sit here all day and never move."
"You are such a chi-hugger"
"I know I am, and I'm not afraid to use it, they help me breathe."
"He was holding his cup of coffee for hours like some chi-hugging cicada that sits on the side of a tree."
"You are such a chi-hugger"
"I know I am, and I'm not afraid to use it, they help me breathe."
"He was holding his cup of coffee for hours like some chi-hugging cicada that sits on the side of a tree."
by Mr H20 August 29, 2022
Get the chi-huggermug. An alternative word used to describe a mutual agreement of knowledge.
It replaces the archaic version "understanding", which reflects a negative connotation.
To be "under" someone, is to be less than equal.
To be "even" with someone, is to be equal.
And so with this in mind, when we make an attempt to have someone else "understand" what we are trying to say (such as this explanation) one may instead prefer the use of positive language to encourage the another to "evenstand".
The archaic word "understanding" may be used when one is not yet "evenstanding" with the other in terms of knowledge, information, or I.Q.
The 'old term' may be used as follows: "I am currently in a position of understanding about the information you have provided", which denotes the fact that someone may not understand in the 'old term'.
To turn this around by using positive language, one might instead say, "I would like to evenstand with you, however right now, I do not. Are you able to elaborate?"
It replaces the archaic version "understanding", which reflects a negative connotation.
To be "under" someone, is to be less than equal.
To be "even" with someone, is to be equal.
And so with this in mind, when we make an attempt to have someone else "understand" what we are trying to say (such as this explanation) one may instead prefer the use of positive language to encourage the another to "evenstand".
The archaic word "understanding" may be used when one is not yet "evenstanding" with the other in terms of knowledge, information, or I.Q.
The 'old term' may be used as follows: "I am currently in a position of understanding about the information you have provided", which denotes the fact that someone may not understand in the 'old term'.
To turn this around by using positive language, one might instead say, "I would like to evenstand with you, however right now, I do not. Are you able to elaborate?"
"I am evenstanding on the topic of interest that you have presented."
"I am able to evenstand with you on that point."
"Evenstanding with the study group will be my primary focus."
"It is hard to evenstand with parliamentary administrators when legislative changes are made behind impenetrable walls."
"Do you evenstand with what I am saying?"
"They were both evenstood on the topic."
"I am able to evenstand with you on that point."
"Evenstanding with the study group will be my primary focus."
"It is hard to evenstand with parliamentary administrators when legislative changes are made behind impenetrable walls."
"Do you evenstand with what I am saying?"
"They were both evenstood on the topic."
by Mr H20 July 1, 2022
Get the evenstandingmug. The term "collectified", is used to describe an individual (or group of individuals) who have been labelled under a generalisation without acknowledgment of their individuality.
"Collectify" is a term used when someone tries to label you (or another) by generalising who you are with that label.
"Collectify" is a term used when someone tries to label you (or another) by generalising who you are with that label.
Eg: "oh my gosh Sharon, is she trying to collectify you as a person of colour just because you were born with darker skin tones. Arn't you a human?"
Eg: "that group of people just collectified me as a white person, even though I have never seen myself as anything other than human."
Eg: "I was collectified by the media today, they informed the public that 3 out of 5 white men have the potential to be rapists."
Eg: "Don't let them collectify who you are Kazza. You are not the bad things that someone else has done, their actions are separate to who you are."
Eg: "that group of people just collectified me as a white person, even though I have never seen myself as anything other than human."
Eg: "I was collectified by the media today, they informed the public that 3 out of 5 white men have the potential to be rapists."
Eg: "Don't let them collectify who you are Kazza. You are not the bad things that someone else has done, their actions are separate to who you are."
by Mr H20 July 26, 2022
Get the Collectifiedmug. "He caressed her body slowly, as if he had been studying the art of anatomology his entire life."
"Whilst studying frog anatomology, I discovered a curious thing, it's skin performs the same function as our lungs to help it breathe. Therefore stagnant waters with no oxygen, such as dams, may suffocate these amphibians."
"The anatomology of Adam and Eve would have surely resembled Barney Rubble, for humans have evolved even in the last hundred years by becoming taller and less hairy."
"Anatomologiclly speaking, we are unable to define the exact colour of a mummies skin, eyes, or hair, and this is due to the fact that evolution in itself, often changes patterns whilst maintaining the same genetic branding."
"Whilst studying frog anatomology, I discovered a curious thing, it's skin performs the same function as our lungs to help it breathe. Therefore stagnant waters with no oxygen, such as dams, may suffocate these amphibians."
"The anatomology of Adam and Eve would have surely resembled Barney Rubble, for humans have evolved even in the last hundred years by becoming taller and less hairy."
"Anatomologiclly speaking, we are unable to define the exact colour of a mummies skin, eyes, or hair, and this is due to the fact that evolution in itself, often changes patterns whilst maintaining the same genetic branding."
by Mr H20 August 29, 2022
Get the anatomologymug. A happy person who identifies as gay:
Ghappy is a word that is used to describe someone who identifies as "gay", and who is comfortable in their own skin, has overcome discrimination and humiliation, and is now generally "happy".
The word "ghappy" is derived from two words: gay and happy.
Example 1: "ever since Cassie told her parents that she is dating women, she is the ghappiest girl on the planet".
Example 2:
Person: "I just told my family that I'm gay"
Friend: "wow, you seem like a weight has been lifted off your shoulders, you look so ghappy!"
Example 3: "they were a ghappy bunch, finally finding their wings of a feather"
A happy person of any gender whose name is Gaye:
Alternatively the word can be used to refer to a person whose name is "Gaye", and how happy their demeanour appears to be on any given day. The word reduces the need to speak, "Gaye is happy".
An extra happy person:
It may also be used to describe an extra happy person, one who is already identified as "gay" in the sense of being happy, and additionally is "happy" again. In this example one may be "happy happy", or... ghappy!
One may also gayify songs with the word "happy" in them, just like Ed Sheeran's hit song "Ghappier".
Enjoy using this revolutionised version of two words that should make you all very...uh....ghappy!
🌈
Ghappy is a word that is used to describe someone who identifies as "gay", and who is comfortable in their own skin, has overcome discrimination and humiliation, and is now generally "happy".
The word "ghappy" is derived from two words: gay and happy.
Example 1: "ever since Cassie told her parents that she is dating women, she is the ghappiest girl on the planet".
Example 2:
Person: "I just told my family that I'm gay"
Friend: "wow, you seem like a weight has been lifted off your shoulders, you look so ghappy!"
Example 3: "they were a ghappy bunch, finally finding their wings of a feather"
A happy person of any gender whose name is Gaye:
Alternatively the word can be used to refer to a person whose name is "Gaye", and how happy their demeanour appears to be on any given day. The word reduces the need to speak, "Gaye is happy".
An extra happy person:
It may also be used to describe an extra happy person, one who is already identified as "gay" in the sense of being happy, and additionally is "happy" again. In this example one may be "happy happy", or... ghappy!
One may also gayify songs with the word "happy" in them, just like Ed Sheeran's hit song "Ghappier".
Enjoy using this revolutionised version of two words that should make you all very...uh....ghappy!
🌈
by Mr H20 June 28, 2022
Get the ghappymug.