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Definitions by Mr H20

guardian plants 

Aka: weeds

A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.

Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.

Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.

Plant lives matter!
"Those guardian plants are not as pretty as my roses, but I know they will help the bushes grow stronger by providing them with shade."

"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"

"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"

"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
guardian plants by Mr H20 September 4, 2022

synchronatic 

The rhythm of being Synchronised.

A synchronised motion, appearance, manner, thought, or other.
"The Covid-19 virus appeared to be synchronatic with space exploration."

"The constellations offered synchronatic messages that earth is not alone"

"Synchronatic behaviours between news presenters and the general public, show just how influential and damaging that these programs can be."
synchronatic by Mr H20 September 1, 2022

chi-hugger

A still and placid insect (or other) that causes minimal disturbance whilst it finds any part of a tree to hug* with its tiny feet, arms, or other. Eg: a cicada

*bugs, not drugs 🤣
"These chi-huggers could put hippies to shame. They sit here all day and never move."

"You are such a chi-hugger"
"I know I am, and I'm not afraid to use it, they help me breathe."

"He was holding his cup of coffee for hours like some chi-hugging cicada that sits on the side of a tree."
chi-hugger by Mr H20 August 29, 2022

anatomology

Specifically. It is the study and observation of all things anatomy, in any or all species.
"He caressed her body slowly, as if he had been studying the art of anatomology his entire life."

"Whilst studying frog anatomology, I discovered a curious thing, it's skin performs the same function as our lungs to help it breathe. Therefore stagnant waters with no oxygen, such as dams, may suffocate these amphibians."

"The anatomology of Adam and Eve would have surely resembled Barney Rubble, for humans have evolved even in the last hundred years by becoming taller and less hairy."

"Anatomologiclly speaking, we are unable to define the exact colour of a mummies skin, eyes, or hair, and this is due to the fact that evolution in itself, often changes patterns whilst maintaining the same genetic branding."
anatomology by Mr H20 August 29, 2022
Something that is so visually pleasing that it feels like a hug.
"I had a fight with my partner, so I let the beach just hug-eye me all afternoon."

"Work was shit, a real fucked day, but when I got home, my garden gave me the ol' hug-eye, then I was sweet."

"That donut has been hug-eying me all day, it's hard to resist, but my boss has been giving me shit about kpi's all week."

"She's been passed for many years now, but the picture of her smiling beside my bed still gives me a hug-eye when I wake up, and before I go to sleep."
hug-eye by Mr H20 August 25, 2022

botanica 

Is the collective term used to describe a group of plants, or flora.

An easier word to enhance the most avid botanist, scientist, or environmentalist, and their written documents.
"Native botanica found on the islands that form Kiribati, are under threat from sea level rises."

"I referenced three new species of botanica on my expedition."

"This botanica is in full bloom today."
botanica by Mr H20 August 23, 2022

thought disrupters 

Someone or Something that disrupts one's ability to think clearly.
"Talking bout thought disrupters, how about the overbearing presence of the media here today huh."

"Those Jack hammers are real thought disrupters."

"The flashbacks that I have been getting from past trauma might be responsible for most of my thought disruptions."

"She scolded me before I even knew what I did wrong. A major thought disrupter despite my attempts to think things through."

"The attorney hit me hard and fast, he was a real thought disrupter, causing me to speak before I had the time to really reflect on the truth."
thought disrupters by Mr H20 August 20, 2022