A stage most freshman/sophomore girls in high school go through. Instead of taking the time to feel better about themselves, they elaborate their sad feelings by purchasing black clothes for an "image", cutting themselves for attention, writing in their LiveJournals about why their lives suck, and say that their parents are out to get them. Some become so brain damaged that they run away from home and write really crappy poetry about how nobody has it worse than they do.
Marina: "Cindy's such a drama queen. Why does she have to tell us her life sucks every day?"
Carla: "Don't worry about it, she's going through her teenage angst phase. She's a freshman, remember?"
Carla: "Don't worry about it, she's going through her teenage angst phase. She's a freshman, remember?"
by Morbidia June 02, 2005
Get the teenage angst mug.A word used by teenagers to describe other teenagers; usually to make themselves feel more secure about themselves. Apparently if a teen can spot a "poser", they're automatically cool.
1. "Oh my god, tell that girl to remove her Anarchy shirt. If she believed in Anarchy, she wouldn't be at school! What a poser!"
2. "That girl is wearing fairy wings, and you know, since Hot Topic sells fairy stuff, that means that fairies represent the underground punk sub-culture, therefor that girl is a POSER! You hear that, poser!? You can't wear fairy wings! You're not punk!"
3. "That girl says she's gothic, yet she has never heard of the band Bauhaus. What a poser! She's just another wrist-slicing attention whore poser!"
4. "You dyed your hair black! Poser!"
5. "Wow, Jessica. You should really stop calling people posers to make yourself feel better. It's only making you look bad. No wonder you have no friends."
2. "That girl is wearing fairy wings, and you know, since Hot Topic sells fairy stuff, that means that fairies represent the underground punk sub-culture, therefor that girl is a POSER! You hear that, poser!? You can't wear fairy wings! You're not punk!"
3. "That girl says she's gothic, yet she has never heard of the band Bauhaus. What a poser! She's just another wrist-slicing attention whore poser!"
4. "You dyed your hair black! Poser!"
5. "Wow, Jessica. You should really stop calling people posers to make yourself feel better. It's only making you look bad. No wonder you have no friends."
by Morbidia July 18, 2008
Get the poser mug.A term used generally in the late 60s/early 70s for the hippy bus some kids owned to go get high in, especially during school.
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Get the magic bus mug.The teeny-bopper's Nickelodeon version of the MTV Music Awards. Usually the artists featured on the show feel degrated as soon as they walk on stage, so they nervously remind all the little children in the crowd to floss their teeth.
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Get the wonderbra mug.An old game that involves eating an animal cracker (sometimes the frosted kind) off of any part of another person's unclothed body. Usually played in a small group, but I doubt anyone plays this game anymore. It was basically a cheap way at getting intimate with other people.
1. Sheryl and John played the animal cracker game after school... I guess they can't afford canned whipped cream.
2. Jessica was in a group that played the animal cracker game Saturday night, what a whore!
2. Jessica was in a group that played the animal cracker game Saturday night, what a whore!
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Get the animal cracker game mug.The kid in high school who's parents paid everything for. Generally having poor grades, driving a nice car as if he earned it, hitting on all the slutty girls and getting attention because of his sell-out style and flashy white teeth.
There goes that shit-faced jock in his red sports car again. Probably just got back from another AIDS-infested party.
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