Morbidia's definitions

survey

What a bunch of shit-eating teenagers post in their equally annoying MySpace blogs and LiveJournal entries. No one ever reads them because no one cares what toothpaste their friends use, but they love filling them out themselves because they think they're hot shit.

"Dude check out that 1000-question survey on my LiveJournal!"

"No thanks, I think I'll study for that big History test instead. Get a life."

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

Peter Murphy

Basically God. He was the lead singer of Bauhaus and he still rules. I saw him on May 22nd at the Roseland Theatre in Portland, OR and I was in one of the very front rows.

Peter Murphy currently has white, balding hair that he spikes up rooster-style and sports a kickass trench coat.

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

cutter

Generally a freshman or sophomore girl in high school who dresses in all black and claims that they're "gothic", even if they've never heard of any gothic bands such as Bauhaus, Clan Of Xymox, etc. They tend to think that bands such as Marilyn Manson and Slipknot are goth. They cut themselves for attention, and they usually cut on the wrong side of their arm to make it more noticable. Generally wear T-shirts so you can see the scars, but cover them up when they get home.

1. Stupid Freshman: "Oh my god, Jackie cut herself again because her boyfriend didn't call her back last night!"

Mature Junior: "Who cares?"

2. Jackie smiled as she cut herself one night and said, "Haha, now my boyfriend will HAVE to love me!"

by Morbidia July 18, 2008

rootin' tootin' raspberry

An offensive term used for someone who has so much acne on their face, they have no regular skin left.

Cindy gave her rootin' tootin' raspberry friend a bottle of Clearasil for Christmas.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

the shining

A great book by Stephen King, but about 95% of the assholes who have only seen the movie don't have a damned clue that Stephen King wrote the book, let alone the fact that it was based on a book.

In the book, the dad doesn't kill Hallorann (the black cook), Hallorann escapes with the mom and her son Danny, and the dad dies in an explosion inside the building. There is no scene with the trycicle and the two girls, nor is there a "Here's Johnny!" scene. Get over it.

Jane thought she knew everything until she realized that The Shining was a way better book than it was a movie.

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

Mountain Dew

Basically a caffenated version of 7Up mixed with lemonade. Contrary to popular belief, Yellow 5 (the dye used to color the soda yellow) does not make your testicles shrink, but it does slightly lower your sperm count for about an hour or two after drinking.

Brittany wouldn't shut up about how her boyfriend was using Mountain Dew as a form of birth control. Now she's a 14-year-old mother.

by Morbidia July 19, 2008

freshman

A high school 9th-grader who owns a LiveJournal, complains about how much their parents are making their lives suck, tries to get as much attention from the older kids as possible, copies others to be cool... You get the idea. They're basically complete drama queens who should go back to middle school.

There should be a rule that you have to be at least 16 to enter high school; saves the rest of us a lot of stress.

by Morbidia June 2, 2005