Monica's definitions

friend

a person whom one knows likes and trusts

ur my friend come wipe my ass!

by monica May 13, 2005

bewer

derived from the townie term, then used in an ironic way to say that someone is either hot, or someone's girlfriend/boyfriend. as always, these things stop being used in an ironic way, and is now widely used and (less) widely accepted as an appropriate term.

'he was with his bewer'
'my god, he was a right bewer'

for examples of bewers-take a look at mcfly (excluding tom)

by monica August 13, 2004

cha cha

female sex organ

Call me before you come over so I can shave my cha cha.

by Monica December 16, 2002

quoo

a saying meaning this something is the bomb!

Wow, this bitch is soooo quoo

by Monica April 6, 2003

Strawberry Slinger

When a girl on her period slaps a guy across the face with her bloody tampon.

Jessica gave Phil a Strawberry Slinger because he wouldn't do the dishes.

by Monica February 24, 2005

imeldific

Coined after name of former first-lady of the Philippines Imelda Marcos, who is known world-wide for having the most shoes in the world.

She had a shoe collection that met imeldific standards.

by Monica February 29, 2004

Topitos

Girls who flash other people by taking off their shirts

Did you see those Topitos at the party the other night?

by Monica April 6, 2003