Monica's definitions

Democracy

Democracy is where any two idiots can vote out a genius.

George Bush was elected for a second term over Kerry

by Monica April 9, 2005

Plinxters

Plinxters = lol. Thats all there is to it. It was invented because Monica decided she was bored with the word "lol" because you don't actually laugh out loud. So she made up a new word. Plinxters.

Friend: You're my favorite brick
You: Plinxters

by Monica May 7, 2005

sgt. bone

smelly gurl a.k.a. squeak

do ya smell a sgt. bone?

by monica November 18, 2003

Redneck

a lower class white person, usually from the south or midwest, but not necessarily. among the things they like to do are: drink bud, have sex with their sister, act like they know about politics, hate blacks, arabs, jews, and gays, and drive fords.

george w. bush

by monica August 15, 2003

bewer

derived from the townie term, then used in an ironic way to say that someone is either hot, or someone's girlfriend/boyfriend. as always, these things stop being used in an ironic way, and is now widely used and (less) widely accepted as an appropriate term.

'he was with his bewer'
'my god, he was a right bewer'

for examples of bewers-take a look at mcfly (excluding tom)

by monica August 13, 2004

dilmo

a cross between a dildo and a homo

"We all think that Andrew tends to act like a dilmo."

by Monica August 16, 2004

attitude pudding.

when you won't give up your pudding. not for ANYONE.

teacher "you can't eat that in here!"

me ~you-know-the-answer look~

by monica September 5, 2004