Marilyn Monroe

An actress known for her immense beauty and child-like charm. Was underrated and underappreciated during her life, but when she died people saw how great of an actress she really was.

There are sad people who try to pose off of Marilyn Monroe, like Paris Hilton, but fall short and just look sad.

by Mona Lott March 15, 2006

Suzy

1.Short for Susan or Suzanne.

2. The nickname for a female Mallard duck. The male is called Greenhead.

Suzy's pet Mallard duck, Mallary, is a suzy.

by Mona Lott February 21, 2006

Pamela Anderson

A beautiful actress who has poor taste in men and is a slut, but likeable. And to anyone who says without her tits she'd be Paris Hilton is WRONG! Paris Hilton is Fugly and skinny and NASTY. Pamela Anderson at age 90 would STILL be prettier than Paris Hilton!

Pamela Anderson was so much prettier in Home Improvement with her natural lips and eyebrows.

by Mona Lott February 18, 2006

Natalie Portman

Real name: Natalie Hershlag Use of Stagename: good call. A Semite Goddess, whom I'd gladly give up my heterosexuality for!

Natalie Portman is a present-day Audrey Hepburn.

by Mona Lott November 29, 2005

katie holmes

1. To sell you soul for A-list stardom. see: easy virtue

I used to like Katie Holmes, but now she's just a knocked-up ho.

by Mona Lott March 14, 2006

penis breath

Someone who's breath smells like a penis has been there from giving a bunch of blowjobs.

My dog sucks his own weenie. He has penis breath.

by Mona Lott November 29, 2005

K-Fed-Ex

Britney Spear's loser husband's future monicker(nickname).

Some Guy In The Near Future:"Britney Spears dumped K-Fed. Now he's K-Fed-Ex."

by Mona Lott November 30, 2005