Mona Lott's definitions

Tony Blair

Tony Blair is George W. Bush's little bitch, whereas, Georgie Boy is Satan's little fuck puppet.

Tony Blair, George W. Bush and Satan are in a threesome together.

The Luv Train:
(O(SATAN =D (O(George W. Bush =D (O(Tony Blair =D

by Mona Lott July 31, 2008

Natalie Portman

Real name: Natalie Hershlag Use of Stagename: good call. A Semite Goddess, whom I'd gladly give up my heterosexuality for!

Natalie Portman is a present-day Audrey Hepburn.

by Mona Lott December 28, 2005

katie holmes

1. To sell you soul for A-list stardom. see: easy virtue

I used to like Katie Holmes, but now she's just a knocked-up ho.

by Mona Lott May 18, 2006

Nicky Hilton

The MUCH prettier, underrated Hilton sister. Viewed as the "unpretty underdog". She remained friends with Nicole Richie after Paris discarded her. And actually WENT to college. When she smiles, she looks genuinely nice, unlike Paris' cocky smirk.

I may not like Nicky Hilton, but at least I don't hate her like the little whore Paris Hilton.

by Mona Lott July 24, 2008

k-fed-up

1.How people feel whenever they see Britney and K-Fed in a picture in a magazine or on television, or another of Kevin's sad attempts at generating an income.

2.How Britney Spears feels about her husband's antics.

1.I am k-fed-UP of those two! To Britney and Kevin: GO AWAY!!!!!

2.K-Fed was seen partying with yet another skank. Britney must be k-fed-up!

by Mona Lott March 1, 2006

K-Fed-Ex

Britney Spear's loser husband's future monicker(nickname).

Some Guy In The Near Future:"Britney Spears dumped K-Fed. Now he's K-Fed-Ex."

by Mona Lott December 28, 2005

Cuntry Music

Pretty much what today's Country Music sounds like from the early 90's to present day. Twangy and annoying music that all sounds the same. Classic Country is WAY better!

I HATE Cuntry Music!!! The Dixie Hicks sound like cats in heat and Shania Twangy sounds like a cello. Whatever happened to Johnny Cash?

by Mona Lott July 16, 2008