Mona Lott's definitions

Cuntry Music

Pretty much what today's Country Music sounds like from the early 90's to present day. Twangy and annoying music that all sounds the same. Classic Country is WAY better!

I HATE Cuntry Music!!! The Dixie Hicks sound like cats in heat and Shania Twangy sounds like a cello. Whatever happened to Johnny Cash?

by Mona Lott July 16, 2008

Pamela Anderson

A beautiful actress who has poor taste in men and is a slut, but likeable. And to anyone who says without her tits she'd be Paris Hilton is WRONG! Paris Hilton is Fugly and skinny and NASTY. Pamela Anderson at age 90 would STILL be prettier than Paris Hilton!

Pamela Anderson was so much prettier in Home Improvement with her natural lips and eyebrows.

by Mona Lott July 31, 2008

Suzy

1.Short for Susan or Suzanne.

2. The nickname for a female Mallard duck. The male is called Greenhead.

Suzy's pet Mallard duck, Mallary, is a suzy.

by Mona Lott March 1, 2006

Tony Blair

Tony Blair is George W. Bush's little bitch, whereas, Georgie Boy is Satan's little fuck puppet.

Tony Blair, George W. Bush and Satan are in a threesome together.

The Luv Train:
(O(SATAN =D (O(George W. Bush =D (O(Tony Blair =D

by Mona Lott July 31, 2008

Nicky Hilton

The MUCH prettier, underrated Hilton sister. Viewed as the "unpretty underdog". She remained friends with Nicole Richie after Paris discarded her. And actually WENT to college. When she smiles, she looks genuinely nice, unlike Paris' cocky smirk.

I may not like Nicky Hilton, but at least I don't hate her like the little whore Paris Hilton.

by Mona Lott July 24, 2008

k-fed-up

1.How people feel whenever they see Britney and K-Fed in a picture in a magazine or on television, or another of Kevin's sad attempts at generating an income.

2.How Britney Spears feels about her husband's antics.

1.I am k-fed-UP of those two! To Britney and Kevin: GO AWAY!!!!!

2.K-Fed was seen partying with yet another skank. Britney must be k-fed-up!

by Mona Lott March 1, 2006

Scarlett Johansson

A-list actress deserving of her acclaim. Not beautiful, but somewhat pretty, cleans up well with perfectly applied makeup. Has nice boobies like I wish I had (mine are almost as cute!) A respectable actress known for talent, not immature antics.

I hope to be half as successful as Scarlett Johansson.

by Mona Lott March 1, 2006