Definitions by MoJo Mojokowski

seeing bottoms 

cheering oneself up by going under the grandstands at a big event and looking up.

Seymour Butts, under the grandstand and feeling low, looked up and was seeing bottoms.

seeing bottoms by MoJo Mojokowski August 13, 2005

Orch Dork 

computer geek who also plays in the school orchestra

"My ipod isn't working...let's go have lunch with that orch dork."

Orch Dork by MoJo Mojokowski August 9, 2005

and the horse you rode in on

referring namely to you, et al.

"F*ck you and the horse you rode in on!"

and the horse you rode in on by MoJo Mojokowski August 9, 2005

gold plated turd 

No matter how hard you try to improve certain things, its basic nature remains the same.

"That car fanatic has been spending thousands of dollars on that '58 Edsel...its just a gold plated turd!"

gold plated turd by MoJo Mojokowski August 9, 2005

Yo, Bitch! 

Gangster for, "Hello, Darling."

Yo, Bitch...would you mind getting me another beer???

Yo, Bitch! by MoJo Mojokowski August 8, 2005